He plays as the elf race in rpgs

>he plays as the elf race in rpgs

Elves are shit.

>he masturbates instead of having sex
WEW STOCK UP ON THAT SUMMER LOTION XDDD

>he even plays the same tired unimaginative rpgs with the same races as every other one.

>He plays inferior races

>have wide selection of unique races
>of course, I'll play as the human
Human players are either cringeworthy HFY memers or boring. Still better than anyone who likes dwarves.

Yeah, why do elf players keep doing that?

Furfags and Scalefags are the worst if there's an option for them

In tabletop gaming, I can say without a hint of irony that furfags have not even been close to the worst players I've had by a country mile. And that's saying something, because most of them were pretty bad.

Remember, it can always be worse.

Why wouldn't I play as the sexiest race that ever existed?

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You're right, which is why people are so confused as to why you'd play elves.

Culture and aestethics > race
It doesn't mstter of someone has pointy years, horns, wings or fur, if he's cool he's cool.
God I sound like a civic nationalist.

>he plays the ugly "manly" race

>elffags think that people who think elves are garbage must play humans
wew

Female bearded dwarves for life.
Fuck your shit.

You don't PLAY as elves, you fuck them and marry them as a superior race.

>marrying whores

I always choose whatever's closer to undead

Elves, humans and dwarves should always be good friends and band together to crush filthy beast races and greenskins.

Edgy.

>elffags have to resort to assumptions when their shitty race is held under scrutiny

Now, user, if you want to create a strain of humanity with both strong magical affinity and powerful resistance against shitty elf magic, you're going to have to do a few thing you ordinarily wouldn't.

>not just engineering via science anti-magical items
:^)

>he plays a female character even though he's a "man"
Pathetic.

Elves are the best race in Dragon Age
Most involved in all the setting plots

Fuck you, Night Elves are cool

Anti-magic items can be broken or stolen. Genetic superiority, not so much.

I DM sometimes and I feel like people just want to play a special snowflake whenever they don't play as human, dwarf, or halfling. Fuck you especially if you want to be a fucking tiefling or dragonkin.

>not just genetically engineering anti-magic genetics

childhood is thinking halfelf is the strongest race
adulthood is knowing that variant human is