Which team will you join, Sup Forums?

Which team will you join, Sup Forums?
gregor will be automatically assigned to the opposite team after you've picked.

the slavs, always the slavs.

red team has gamingdad, the only adult on the game.

red team has gamingdad, the only adult on the game.

I'd go with red

Red. Only good teammate on blue is boogerpenis

Autoselect and carry this garbage team to victory over gregor's corpse.

True, but he's 51 years old, so he's probably shit.

>wanting to play with pale niggers
y tho

BLU. Rip Roarin, pottis, Naruto, Aegis, and xXx4554551/\/xXx all seem like competent players, albiet memey or tryhardy. only Billy Mays seems competent on RED.

hacks

Red team's got retarded nicknames as well as slavs AND BRs
Blue team seems to be full of autists so there's a high chance they're competent
Blue is an obvious choice

Red, I'm about the same skill level of gregor anyways.

red, and crush the entire blue autist team and bask in glory

Red it's actually the perfect team on every online game ever.

>no Pong Lenis
>no Broseph Stylin

You had one job, user.

When are they going to play? I don't get this thread

>he will voluntarily play with a 12 year old, a faggot, 2 meme lords, 2 slavs, a mobilefag, and a 51-year old (or maybe memelord in disguise)
You disgust me

But I AM gregor

patrician red players: jose.fernando2005, gamingdad1966, Billy Mays (assuming he has billy mays as his profile picture and roleplays as him), and slavs are at least funny

patrician blu players: rip roarin' boogerpenis, pottis.

the choice is clear

Red. Blue would probably get passive-aggressive the moment they start losing, at least red is honest.

Red, are you even trying m8?

Red

I can carry them all, as long as they try a little I can beat gregor, the only treat, he will be handicapped by autist anyways.

red obviously

tf2 thread?

Gotta side with Billy Mays, he has fantastic products.

You say that like Blu isn't just as bad for having horsefucker, actual dead weight (Friendly), and like 4 different autists/memelords

BLU, because the ruskie, the pole and the br all have 200+ ping, which leaves Gregor with a 2 man handicap once you take into account the friendly (who has a chance of not being friendly after getting fragged by Gregor enough times).

Boogerpenis is the only sure bet for a good teammate, the slavs are wildcards and meme man and pootis are guaranteed shitters.

I'd go with RED just to avoid le friendly hoovy :DDDDDDD

What server are we on and what map?

If it's a mlp group server or hightower I go red. Skial or valve I go blue. 2fort I quit.

correct

>If it's a mlp group server I go red

user, i.....

>He will voluntarily play with autists, weeb who like the gateway anime of the worst kind, bronies, fnaffags and xxx fags
Right back at you, faggot.

Pick red, kill entitled friendlies.

Guaranteed Pyro: jose, foxyfnaf
Guaranteed Spy: Naruto
Guaranteed booties Demoknight: meme man
Guaranteed Sniper: xXx
Possibly a Medic?: Fluttershy, Vixen
Guaranteed Heavy: Friendly

Not sure about the others.

fluttershy would be a pyro too

The russian kid turns on his aimbot and slaughters Gregor, match set.

What class would gregor play as? This is extremely important information.

default soldier

>jose.fernando2005
Clueless spic Pyro with a ping of 400.
>le meme man XD
Average redditor soldier main, will lose to good players in MGE
>Vixen Cock Lover
Furry, will play medic and only heals his boyfriend.
>gamingdad1966
Clueless, but willing to learn. Quickly understands what different classes do and is overly protective of the intelligence or the objective, gives out unnecessary callouts in voice chat. Plays Heavy.
>Billy Mays
Plays Soldier in a Steel Highlander team, better than le meme man and is a total bro.
>Pekka
An insanely good Finnish scout or a sniper, plays in prem for 6 different national teams at the same time. Will blame the russians for everything.
>gopnik babushka
clueless russian, only plays engineer and builds in spawn
>pilka polska
clueless polak, also plays engineer and builds in spawn, next to the russian

>Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
Pubstar Soldier main, goes on Sup Forums and is an okay dude. Spouts memes every now and then, but not unbearably much.
>Fluttershy
Only plays Medic, and does a terrible job at it.
>pottis
goes to /tf2g/, insanely good pubstar that mostly plays Heavy
>Naruto Uzumaki
clueless f2p spy, will try to sneak past the same spot several times, even if he dies every time he tries
>Aegis
formerly known as AcesGamer, a faggot youtuber who now plays competitive TF2
>POOTIS POW
Friendly sandvich heavy, total waste of space. Will get mad at the opposite team if they kill him.
>xXx
either a cheater or an average player, only plays sniper
>nigthmare foxyfnaf
just installed the game, plays scout, lags all over with 300 ping and 5 fps, can't do shit

blue team it is

Gregor always plays Soldier.

My guess is either
A: Scout with atomizer
B: Gunboats soldier
C: Loch n load + stickies demoman

>implying gregor wouldn't go demoman and dominate the aimbotter around corners

Scout, solly or heavy if there's a medic. Otherwise he goes med and pockets.

If there's no other med and the team is about to lose he might switch to soldier/demo and carry the team to victory.

Who is Gregor and why is he such a threat and nemesis to me?

Stupid fucking new frogposter

gregor is behind you right now.

>he doesn't know about gregor
hownew.ru

BLU because I enjoy attacking more than defense.

it's payload race

Join blue team, then go back into spectate and watch Gregor kill them relentlessly.

ok

What an awful game mode, I wouldn't even join the server

Stock soldier with no cosmetics

but Jose is only 12 years old and also too retarded to change his steam name from his email address

Red
>normies
>memesters
>russians

Blue
>furries
>weebs

It's a pretty easy choice.

Red team is stacked. The choice is too easy.

Red. I haven't got a chance to play much with Pekka these days since he's busy with his work and girlfriend.

Red
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>Rip Roarin' Boogerpenis
this is too real

I have a guy on my friends list with like 10k hours in TF2 and his steam name is always something with this sort of cadence and humor level

I don't think we've ever spoken

How are you doing le meme man XD?

BLU

its not even close

If it's payload, or attack/defense I choose RED. I can only carry a team of dead weights as an engineer.

Red
Spawn camp the horsefucker and friendly autist until they rage quit.

Hit me up with le meme man xd

WHERE CAN I FUCKING WATCH THE GAME?