Should samus marry mega man because they both have arm cannons or master chief because they're both robot people?

should samus marry mega man because they both have arm cannons or master chief because they're both robot people?

Master chief
They are the same species

Romero had some guy recreate the shirt he's wearing in the photo and is now selling a fuckton.

You posted Id Software, so she should marry Doomguy, because both fight mechanical brains, destroy planets/hell and since Doomguy isn't a cyborg or a robot, he has an actual dick.

Well Sup Forums? Why don't you buy some 90s memorabilia?

and he doesn't afraid of anything

I think halo is a pretty cool guy, eh fights aliens and doesn't afraid of anything

Samus is half bird half alien, that's hecka demonic. Doomguy would try to purge her

Doomguy fights hell, which is the literal definition of evil, Samus is a good girl.

His name is Master Chief, you fucking illiterate retard. Learn english before you post here

>He doesn't know the meme

MC is chemically castrated. Sex life would be shit.

What do you think the arm cannon is for?

$40 for a tank top I'm too fat to wear. Is it worth it?

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>gay marriage

Pretty steep price but for a historical item I think that offsets it.

Romero is too fat to wear it now too

How doe's it feel to know your wrong?

You faggot, are you too young ro remember the "halo is a cool guy" meme?

It clearly says (Halo) which means its his real name and Master Chief is his nickname

Look buddy I've played every Halo game. Don't think you know more when it comes to the inventor of the FPS. His name is Master Chief. Halo is the name of the ring planet thingy.

>inventor of the FPS
i guess LittleBigPlanet invented platformers