ARMS Global Testpunch

Talk about your latest round and get some rest for tomorrow!

Time till next round:
itsalmo.st/#timeforarms

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HERE I AM WITH MY NINJA CLAN
NINJA CLAN
HERE WE STAND

reminder that mechanica wins literally don't count neither do mummy, min min, ninjara, ribbon, or twintelle

Is it normal that I want to fuck Minmin?

So are we making a Sup Forums group and adding FC's of everyone buying it Day 1?

Might as well.

The lack of Minmin porn is making me want to cry

IF you play:

>Ribbon Girl
>Min Min
>Mechanica
>Ninjara
>Helix

You need to kill yourselves right now.

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How do I become proficient with Helix?

Who here /100+/?

the more i play the more bored i get

I got several perfects this time.
I did well.
Springman is bestman.

Nobody likes fatties.

found the Sup Forumseekend autist

>Helix

explain

What's everyone's plans when the game comes out? What modes will you be playing?

Did anyone manage to get over 75 using nothing but motion controls?

>get matched up against someone playing with a friend
>beat them
>immediately matched up against their partner who's jamming on the angry emote
>beat them as well

>fucking
>extending
>dual shields is probably the most OP arms setup

He got Electro Shielded.

That explains your lack of friends.

What? No.

Why would I want to play with you shits?

I got 101.

What controls you use?

>tfw you perfect a grab spammer

Look at this face. How can you hate this guy?

Yeah, last time I got 102 points with motion. I never use controller.

>how to spot a retarded twintelle shitter

>list of characters user can't beat

>can't deal with extending
>can't deal with slow as fuck shields
i don't think you're qualified to be telling anyone to kill themselves

SHITTERS OUT
SHITTERS OUT
SHITTERS OUT
SHITTERS OUT
SHITTERS OUT
SHITTERS OUT

Like this

Grabbed a quick picture of my monitor because too lazy to transfer picture from Switch to PC.

I joined in about halfway through and after trying few different characters, I did pretty well with Ninjara with Chakrams. They don't hit hard but he is very mobile and pretty hard to hit and his jump+teleport is pretty awesome. Does anyone else almost never block? I'd rather just keep moving.

Springman is the true measurement of skill. If you cannot win using Springman and double toasters, you are not good. Period.

If you cannot win using Springman and double toasters, it means that you need a crutch. You need an arm that can go around blocks, or go through an incoming punch, or fire hitscan lasers. It means you need someone with some kind of movement gimmick like slowing down time, or double jumping, hovering, or even triple jumping.

If you cannot win as Springman and double toasters, you are not gud.

This is a fact.

Normal until comfortable enough then ranked.

1v1.

Fuck this 2v2 shit when matched with scrubs.

101 on motion controls in this round.

It was the first full round i did

>spring43
Are there more?

I use the pro controller, I tried using the motion controls but I was too used to the pro so I kept getting ass blasted.

1v1 every other game mode is shit

Finally broke 100 with a 103 using my girl Ribbon Girl.

>playing MinMin
>fuck around doing nothing but kick through whole matches
>at the middle of the session around 4 dudes with 50+ competing for first place
>decide to get serious, get a match with the second place, close win, with bonus point take first place
>some of the other dudes left, start to put ahead even I'm stil fucking around practicing kicks
>final match is a perfect against the second place, ending with 103
Goddmnit this was such a satisfactory session, MinMin for the WinWin indeed

Minmin's dragon arm transformation is fucking amazing.

In a regular fight I use the dragon on my left hand and wreck the opposition getting a few perfects today. In the target game I put the megawatt on my left and my punch knocks every other punch down and keeps going giving me tons of points and disabling the enemy.

shields may be slow but they're really fuckin good. I didn't get why people said he was so good until I tried him just today. Dual shields absolutely rape everything.

1v1 all the day long.

Is blocking effective against bursts?

kek can't wait for the ranked matches to start and then watch as everyone realizes that they're actually shit and the only reason they ever won was that literal children played the testpunch

Yes, it blocks them. It blocks everything but grabs.

Wo ai ___ ___ !

Yes. You take no dmg.

Is it even theoretically possible to break through grabs with mechanica
What the fuck man
I've had so many grabs go straight through my revolver or homie it's ridiculous. They just take forever to launch and by the time they hit the grab, the game has already registered a successful grab.

>guy in lobby mains helix with guardian and ice dragon
>pshhhh time to get fucked fag
>proceed to lose every match i played against him
What the fuck? I thought guardian was bad? How the fuck do I get past the guardian?

n-no

INFERIOR WAIFUS GET OUT

You know.

Except for slapamanders
And chakrams
And boomerangs
And that one bird thing that Mummy has.

In fact, I think almost everybody has a wrapping Arm that can get around the shields easily.

I used Helix for a bit and I would just keep my shield out as I wiggled towards the opportunity throwing punches with my other hand. When I got close enough moved the shield in for the kill.

FEET FEET

I swear to god Minmin and Mechanica have to be childhood best friends in ARMS lore

I have no idea how you guys do it, I get dc'd at least twice a round

If children played the testpunch why won't children also play ranked?

they literally do not
the only reason a person would lose to dual shields is because they're too new to know how to jump or dash
you take 5 damage from everything and 10 from heavy arms when being attacked by bursts, so yes
just be careful you don't leave your guard up for too long or you'll be grabbed

You still end up taking a good amount of damage if you block a rush. Only way to avoid all the damage is dodging.

>1v1 is great
>2v2 is a fucking hassle because you get thrown around so much
>Hedlock is meh
>Hoops is okay
>V-Ball is shit
>1v1 Targets is fine
>2v2 Targets is shit

>all the characters speak their native languages

Anyone know what Ninjara and MinMin are fucking saying?

>tfw missed the Perfect sign since I wanted to screenshot the finisher

>alright i'll play a few rounds since i'm up
>play until it kicks me out
k

>dual shields
>op
>when curving arms exist
you're literally retarded

You'll take chip damage, but it's 5 damage per punch as opposed to taking a full 200-350 damage combo. Also, I don't think you can be KO'd by chip.

It's best to start playing conservatively once they have a rush, since most players will throw it out right after their next knockdown. If you're feeling bold though, you could try to bait it out and just straight up avoid it.

because ranked has tiers and children would be at rank D all day

ching
chong

Curving arms always miss unless you're retarded.

If you're getting thrown all the time you need to cover your buddy a bit better. You can interrupt a grab and protect both of you from the throw.

>be Helix
>throw out shield>wiggle around by holding jump to make them focus on me
>fire ice beam and then hit them with shield

REMOVE RIBBONFAGS

>playing MinMin with double ramram
>get pairing with a Springman using double toasters in 2vs2
>win the 3 matches we get together
>we both end with more that half of our bar life
You're alright, kiddo

>tfw you can't spend more time gitting gud because one hour

I don't have anyone else to play with.

"I fucking love dicks so much"
"I need to find my brother who killed my clan"
"daddy please make me some ramen"
"I want to bath my feet in a bowl of ramen"

What people need to realize, is that you can stop punching during your super, move or jump around which readjusts your aim, and then continue the super.

SPRINGALING

Come on

I was getting damaged and knocked around by my own teammate in 2v2. Is friendly fire a thing? I also hate being tethered to your teammates.

WHAT WAS YOUR NAME YOU LITTLE SHIT

RIBBON FAGS

AND

NINJARA FAGS

NEED TO

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2v2 Target

I always focus the other players, while my teammate just spams the targets.

Get ez 2k cause enemy team constantly stunned when targets pop up.

Hopefully I keep getting matched with idiots who button spam so I can carry my team.

>yfw theres probably a greentext story in these threads about where the guy OP beat was actually you

I want to torture springman

BOI~OI~OI~OI~OI~OI

PURE
FUCKING
CANCER

Can't wait until everyone unlocks all their arms.

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Ribbon Girl is patrician as fuck, best girl

>tfw not a waifushitter

go to /u/ and /y/ respectively

>helix tries to do the dodge move from the trailer during my super
>gets hit instantly and KO'd

this is adorable
apparently dna man twitted "looking for friend! Feel free to message me" on the arms twitter
so they could become friend

>How the fuck do I get past the guardian

It's pretty shit in general. Being tied to another player is awful.

Maybe it's cause you're a disgusting frog poster.

Anyone who has frog images saved on his computer should get lynched.

I don't know if I like hoops or not, I never really had a fun match in it. I was either versing literal kids that didn't know what was going on, or fucking ribbonfags who are straight up broken in hoops.

Should ribbongirl be banned from the gamemode? I feel she is way too strong with the multiple jumps.

What do you guys think about hoops?

Be nicer to me