Have years of playing zombie survival games prepared you for the real thing? Do you have a survival plan...

Have years of playing zombie survival games prepared you for the real thing? Do you have a survival plan? What's your strategy?

years of early access garbage that never ceases to end.
>Pro tip OP
>no

Go to town with my trusty katana of course.

Zombie is impossible in real life so who cares?

shoot them in the foot and proceed to suplex the shit out of them

This, it's just pretend OP.
What are some good games about realistic survival scenarios? This War of Mine is pretty good.

1:get guns(already completed as I live in 'merica)
2:go inna Costco
3:barricade doors
4:wait for military to clean up the zombies, as contrary to what Max Brooks thinks, the one thing the military is good at, is killing stuff.

They'll breaks their legs when introduced to a moderately steep incline, and encouragement to go fast (Target, gravity)
Their bodies will be all fucked during the winter because their bodies do not produce heat; they probably wouldn't survive freezing, and thawing of the brain.
Exposure to the elements in general would cause their bodies to deteriorate fast.
Since they're not alive, their bodies would be incapable of regenerating.

>be hungry
>find a costco at night
>doors are barricaded
>break barricades
>kill the random retard sleeping inside costco cause he thinks zombies are the only threat
>take all his shit

Not take showers, cover myself in blood, and moan.

>Been following this gut for a few weeks with my trusty Dog, and some cumslut that lets me plow her for protection
>He breaks into a costco one night.
>Slip inside and watch him kill some poor idiot.
>Put my knife in his skull and my dick in his butt.

It's not the zombies you have to worry about, it's these psychopaths. And there will be many.

Wow, that London attack is worse than the Mainstream Meteor let on

Context?

>Do you have a survival plan?
Shoot myself in the head

So, be a woman?

Crossed, perhaps the worst comic book ever created

>take a car
>go to mums, kill phil
>pick up liz
>go to the winchester
>have a nice cool pint
>wait for it all to blow over

Why is everyone talking about Crossed all of a sudden?
As of about two months ago I've been seeing it on here constantly.

Would you guys fuck a zombie grill or a crossed grill if she was tied up and her mouth was taped shut

Serious question

>crossed is spread through bodily fluid
No.
No thanks

I chuckled

but what about a zombabe?
Come on, user, you know you might want to.
We could open up a zombie brothel and make a ton of post-apocalypse currency

>get emergency backpack I have ready for when shit hits the fan
>get out of the city as fast as possible because cities are deathtraps
>take a bike since they're quiet, fast, and need no fuel
>avoid paved roads, where it's more likely to have zombies
>either camp out with emergency supplies once I'm out into the boonies or ask one of the families spaced out around to let me stay a bit (they're all very religious and wouldn't turn away someone in need)
>grow corn and rice with the seeds I had in the backpack

eventually I'd move north, where zombies can't last very long in the cold and would decompose a lot faster

It has its moments. The issues with Smokey are very good.

In the lawlessness, I'm gonna kill as many Muslims as possible.

They are the most likely to group up and survive. There's a reason why Muslim societies have lasted so long.

>end up killing the Second Coming of Christ
>yfw