quickly user! the fair damsel awaits! how do you get over there?
Quickly user! the fair damsel awaits! how do you get over there?
Anthony Mitchell
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Leo Gutierrez
*teleports behind you*
Camden Long
The middle wall is obviously a bridge that rotates on its center, as shown by the game's insistence to show an in-game cutscene with quick cuts to the bridge itself, the damsel, and the switch on the opposite side of the platform I stand on as if I was 5 years old.
I do go over to the switch, but I activate it twice in a row which actually inverts the bridge's lower side to mine so that I can save time on the speed run by running across it and then jumping at the end where I still hit the chat cut scene with the damsel, but due to being in-mid air, I can quickly cancel out of the dialogue by toggling in and back out my inventory before hitting the ground.
Ian Morgan
>not stabbing her in the back
You had one job.
Luke Miller
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Elijah Ramirez
Fill the gap with pee so she can swim across
Asher King
Easy. I just shoot through the wall
Logan Mitchell
Hang off the edge and gently set myself down among the spikes. Walk over. Climb up.
Landon Cruz
no you're doing it wrong, the middle wall is obviously a boxom something-or-other
Ethan Clark
Tell her to walk behind her until she appears on my side.
Jonathan Myers
Make her jump into the spikes and walk to where I am, she is a NPC she can't die.
Leo Diaz
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Liam Russell
Yet she is an NPC, and cannot respond to unprogrammed commands.
Robert Bell
Jump into the wall, then use my leg bomb repeatedly as soon as I get under it to slowly float back up through the air.
Josiah Johnson
well we got started on this shit early.
Zachary Hernandez
Why I double jump, of course!
Joshua Jones
Air jump into ceiling run into wall climb
Brody Robinson
Become the damsel(male) and have her rescue you
Grayson Garcia
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Oliver Roberts
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Aiden Jones
True patron of Super Meat Boy detected
Logan Young
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Xavier Scott
You'll need something more than that small thing.
Henry Gutierrez
i prefer thiccer damsels tbqh
Hunter Turner
2easy4me
Noah Wright
The screen wraps horizontally so I just go left.
Sebastian Foster
inb4 lazy portal solution
Camden Wright
If that happens, I'll ask the lady to have the princess on my side. She seems nice.
Xavier Anderson
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Aaron Barnes
>*scrolls back on mouse wheel*
Brody Cooper
grappling hook penis i sacrifice myself for the fair lady
Connor Price
i open the dialouge box
Josiah Sullivan
Well played
Isaac Miller
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Brody Flores
Rip princess tho
Aaron Rogers
Jump down, use double jump and FaN knockback to launch self into princess. Rinse and repeat
Lincoln Thompson
>implying you need any other waifu besides spread shot anyways.
Andrew Morales
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James Morgan
I call in a real man to save her!
Sebastian Russell
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Aaron Johnson
What princess? I thought I just had to shoot a wall down. Whatever, mission accomplished.
youtube.com
You mean raifu, for laifu.
Adam Roberts
FUCK
Jeremiah Long
>You die enough that you use your corpses to rescue the princess.
Lincoln Scott
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Juan Bailey
Just switch for the Magneto on my team and use the hat.
fugg.
Grayson Ortiz
Needs more gapple hooks
Brody Moore
SSSHIIIIEEELLLDDD
Owen Bennett
I don't think a princess would have the grip strength necessary to make it over that pit.
Aaron Barnes
Let's try crossdressing. That typically works, right?
Blast! That didn't fix anything.
Jacob Reed
Easy just wall slide,dash and wall climb like Hollow Knight
Ryan Allen
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Blake Hill
Just hit myself and reach her with my invincibility frames.
Asher Gutierrez
2ez
Benjamin Williams
>it's a one hit protagonist
Parker Powell
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William Gomez
Flipped.
Luis Edwards
nice edit :DD
Christopher Thomas
I'll just use my Freeze Gun
Camden Reyes
I got it.
Andrew Hughes
i got bored and fixed some stuff
Sebastian Taylor
i stop inhabiting anons mechanical dick
ezpz
Samuel Rodriguez
But now you can't fit through the gap.
Kayden Gonzalez
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Nicholas Sanchez
Needs a demopan
Nathan Watson
Nice/10
Xavier Perry
Attach yourself to my back and start shooting, bitch.
Asher Howard
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Justin Brown
op here.
you have all done well.
Jose Martin
No worries, I paid for the Shrink Gun DLC
Easton Miller
Joke's on you, now you'll need to buy the enlarge gun DLC to get back up.
Wyatt Peterson
GRAVITY SQUEEZE
Brandon Peterson
Now your benis is small :DDD
Carson Nguyen
Jump off her penis to get to the princess
Aaron Morgan
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Anthony Murphy
Needs more overloading magma worms
Grayson Lee
i use the sexifyer 9000 to blow through the wall and make her hotter in the process
Michael Peterson
Shit
Xavier Allen
Wouldn't that just make the wall really hot?
Evan Bailey
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Cooper Myers
Quick, make a Kickstarter page and whore yourself! It's your only hope!
Jaxson Wilson
JACC IS BACH
Ethan Wood
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Leo Evans
Excellent
Oliver Bailey
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Leo Nelson
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Samuel Rodriguez
Oh hey the wall's extra grabbable now, that's useful.
Liam Wright
this user knows whats up
Gavin Price
turn it on yourself user.
complete the cycle.
Connor Moore
>implying i want to save her
I'm comfy over here thanks
William Ortiz
I hope this works
Cooper Brown
No, get a mirror and shoot the mirror, making the beam hit the gun to make it sexy
Austin Ramirez
shoot all the blocks into sexy statue?
Cooper Bell
Here dude
Jacob Lopez
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Justin Davis
surely you jest, user would never do so foolish a thing, unless he was retarded, or horny, or curious, or...
oh good work.
Aaron Myers
Thanks dudes I'll send you some of my hair or something in 6-8 months.
Aaron Wilson
[glass her]
David Myers
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David Cook
But now you've lost all your momentum, what do you do?
Benjamin Smith
i'll go catch some bark spiders, feed them with flies for as long as it'll take to overpopulate the pit.
Then walk across - EZ