Meanwhile, in the r/v/

Meanwhile, in the r/v/...

Did anyone else bring their Vita?

Is Half Life 3 out yet?

Bro can we stop at the next McDonald's? I need to check and see if there's any new sales on steam.

YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT

dont you have data on your phone you fucking poorfag?

Where is the road trip bus?
I'm waiting for 3 weeks.

OKAY WHO FORGOT TO EMPTY THEIR PISS BOTTLE?

You need reception for data moron

ALLAHU AKBAR

hackers on steroids

JESSE, WE HAVE TO COOK.

Let's take a ship instead.[spoiler/]

Where are we going?

I get the top bunk. All of them.

I-I prefer being on the bottom anyways user...

that image is literally making me nauseous

Robin keeps FUCKING hogging the Zelda games.

E3 BAYBEEE

I'll sleep on top of you then

Man, back then even the popular/preppy girls had emo haircuts. Those were the days...

Guys, I forgot I bought three king size peanut butter Twix bars. Who wants a hunk? Are we going to the drive in to play Super Metroid?

Snake bit me in the dick, venom is still there

Nah, last time I went to one I didn't even have time to eat fries.

fuck

You had gas the whole time you stupid fuck
Didn't even get me the fries i wanted faggot

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>having a shitty provider
I've got service user.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

W-We're out of baja blast and d-doritos. C-Can someone come with me to d-do groceries?

Guys, I have great news! You all have inoperable cancer.

Oh thank god

When I was younger my dad drive his RV everywhere. Had a small tv with the N64 and PSX set up so I could play games any time. I remember picking up a fresh copy of Majora's Mask and excitedly playing it on the way home. The road trips were fun too I guess.

>not a rocket to E3
Fucking plebs.

Get me some beer whilst you're at it, manslut.

i need this

R-Rude!

Sure, where to?

Take me so sweet grave

Want me to chop it off for you user? ;)

no way

>be euro/v/
>go on road trip
>at end of country in 2 hours
LITERALLY CANT MAKE THAT SHIT UP

That'd be most of EU, not Europe.

YO WHO SPILLED THE DRINKS? WHICH OF YOU FAGS WAS IT!?

That sounds mad.

Straya Sup Forums is just driving past about 40 pubs.

I'll treat you to some dick afterwards, you slut.

And Robin is just like Sup Forums, [spoilers] Tries to hard to look funny, want people to see him as a serious and deep adult (movie) but is to ridiculous for it and deep dowm just wants to be dead [/spoiler]

And doesn't know how to ctrl + s? Maybe that's why he killed himself.

What about the driver?

What about him?

Can he drink at the pubs?

Everyone has that one faggot mate that doesn't drink, he can drive.

False, Sup Forums would never travel in an RV that wasn't kitted out to look like the Hot Wheels RV.

Err, I mean Micro Machines RV.

It smells.

R-Really? No, I wouldn't b-be interested in that anyways

Where's Gwen?

>england shirt
She's probably dead by now.

It's not too late, fags

the boat kinda sank

why is her vag so big?

>he doesnt live in a tiny house

:3

I want to suck off the driver to keep him happy

>living in a cuckshed

>england shirt

no gaymers please

>he doesn't live in a big house
Poor faggots are finding a lot of excuses, aren't they.

goddamnit I'm so sick of MK8 with you fucking assholes why couldn't we wait for Arms to come out before we took this shitty roadtrip?

the hell you gonna do with all that space, that's just more room for the ghosts

This niggas got it right, a big house by yourself if just asking to be haunted.

the only reason these even exist is because poorfags found a loophole in property tax laws so they could buy a cheap ass glorified shed and live rent free

>Look over and Nintendofag playing Mario on his 3DS
>BING BING WAHOO *1-UP noise* fill the r/v/
>Look over at Sonyfag playing Crash on his Vita
>SLURP SLURP *TNT countdown* CHA-CHING! WOAH! *spin* fill the r/v/
>Look over at Xboxfag
>He was tossed out of the r/v/ half an hour ago and no one noticed

Sup Forumsacations are the best

And? That sounds great. Or do you enjoy paying the property Jew

is there a topic that CAN'T go gay on Sup Forums?

I'm considering being one of those cunts that drive around the US in their RV's all summer and taking refuge in Florida by the time Winter comes around.
Anyone have any buying tips for these things?

>the hell you gonna do with all that space
You know, family, friends, dogs, activities.

How the fuck are you going to have people over to do LAN parties and sex parties with a house like a student room?

>yellow
That's not healthy.

So when do we drive this over on the infidels, Achkmed?

Oh hey, it's the poop guy.

Because I'm not looking to have gay orgies sempai

my tv and couch couldn't fit in it

yeah enjoy offering them all up to the lord of the manors poltergeist when your room full of dogs digs up his cursed bones

and 99.5% of your life is spent at your pc pounding off to hentai and shitposting on Sup Forums

>That's not healthy.
Actually, there is kind of a wide spectrum of sperm color. A lot of people do not have pure white but more like cream or cheese white, almost yellowish.

It's depending to the metabolism, if you ejaculated recently (oxidation makes your sperm more yellow), what you eat, and all that.

After we get the signal from the president of the united states, Punjab.

>and 99.5% of your life is spent at your pc pounding off to hentai and shitposting on Sup Forums
Correct, but thanks to my big house, I can do something else if I choose to.

Also, who the fuck will go to the toilet in a house so small that someone is literally 20 centimeters away on the other side of the wall?

I don't want to hear my wife poop.

I-it was an accident, but I can buy more at the next stop!

>I don't want to hear my wife poop.

Then you don't really love her

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Good, Achkmed. Make sure we leave those fake IDs when we make our escape. If else goes wrong, it will not. We sure to have those 72 Virgins anyway.

Don't get the cheap choccy milk cunt

...raping complementary 11 olds

i hid poop in the rv :)

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What's this from?

WHO'S DRIVING

Edgy and gay

It's always the same driver every year fag.

We might as well get it right after the travesty that was the boat

Thanks Doc

Just stocked up on celery and refilled the water boys hope you're ready for some snacks