Name me a fat video game character, Sup Forums. You can't, can you?

Name me a fat video game character, Sup Forums. You can't, can you?

Here's the rules.

1. not evil

2. not comedic

(optional) 3. main character

Filia

Alex Yu from nuPrey

That wasn't hard op.

Mario

Fallout 4 protagonist

Snorlax

>not evil

Can you read?

Speed and weight

Wario, Rufus, Kirby, King Dedede, Mario, Bowser, Fat Princess, Bob

Bob from Tekken.

In universe he's considered a top tier fighter and every interaction about him isn't just a walking fat joke.

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He's fat just to give himself a handicap. It's so dumb but I fucking love it.

What did you eat today, OP?

Name me a fat video game character, Sup Forums. You can't, can you?

Here's the rules.

1. he doesn't eat a lot

i thought it was the opposite, in that his extra mass makes his punches hit harder
either way yeah tekken is an incredibly silly game

I thought it was the other way around? He got fat to fight against people in higher weight classes than him.

Caco

gb2>>>/reddit/

Wario is comedic
King Dedede is evil
Bowser is evil

Carlos Johnson from GTA San Banderas

Cock cause I'm a huge faggot who likes to make the same thread again and again

Fat CJ

King Dedede isn't evil, he is just a heel.

Candace from fire emblem fates conquest. She's a treasure hunter who's a recruitable boos.

What's your opinion on your windows phone?

A triple jumbo jack jack, large fries, large coke, and a 6 piece churros. Coworkers also gave me a 12 piece buffalo chicken strips with another large coke. Wasn't too bad.

I'm not OP, but:

>2 grilled cheese w/ ham
>large bowl of spaghetti with meatballs and 4 rolls of buttered bread
>1/3 of a cheesecake
>1 little caesars pizza
>a shit ton of mixed nuts

I'm going to sleep so well mmmmm

boss

SPEED

AND

WEIGHT

All fat characters are automatically comedic.

this, desu
fatties are innately hilarious

Do you work at Jack in the Box, or did you and your coworker go there for lunch?

He's not evil at all though, have you played the game?

Gorons from the Zelda series

sup

I like it.
Miss my computer, tho.

I want to IMPREGNATE HER RIGHT NOW

ur mom

Nah, we just went there for lunch. I used to, though. I work at a pretty nice restaurant that gives me free food. A blessing and a curse.

I miss you

That was fast

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What phone is it exactly?

I have a nokia lumia 635, I cant upload pictures from it anymore because I guess i have too many saved now and so it crashes everytime I try to upload.

It's a piece of shit and a third of my images became corrupted over time

>tfw 5'9" 268 lbs.
>hurts when I bend over to tie shoes
>cock no longer gets hard unless I'm high
>haven't looked at my reflection in the mirror for almost 1 year

help

>he hasn't played more than a few hours

just eat less, retard

Nice. I know for a fact that if I worked in the food industry, I would gain a shit ton of weight. I have no self control

Shugoki from For Honor

lol that game isnt even out yet

I'm 340 pounds, 6' 3" though. I'm also 20 years old so I have a chance, I just can't motivate myself to exercise.

>I'm also 20 years old so I have a chance

Keep telling yourself that

Pence from KH II

I will, thanks.

Ew

ur fat

Fat guy from Prey, was important to plot

You have no evidence to backup your claim.

>durrr any game with character creation

Good point, I take it back

nigga

Onion knight wasn't fat. His armour was also comedic

Every webm of this game is ridiculously boner-inducing.

How's everything else about it though?

what game

E. Honda.
Big Smoke
That one witch from Witcher 3
Fat Princess
Boomer from L4D
Rory Swann / Tychus Findlay
Every MMO character where the creator permits it
Mario
Cartmann
Roadhog
Storm Spirit / Brewmaster / Pudge / Tidehunter / Ursa
Stitches
All the pandas from wow

Can't be arsed to find more.

How could i forget about chen

Go over this list using the rules please

>mentions L4D Boomer
>doesn't mention Coach

2 dominoes pizzas and a 2 liter of orange soda

You are like a little babby im 386 last time I checked, also 6'3"

haunting ground

Nah, fuck your rules man, "you need to go throught this the specific way i said other wise you lose!". You sound like that fat kid in school that nobody liked because he'd do shit like that.

Are you guys being serious about being 300lb+? That's 136kg+ in non meme units

I'm currently 110kg.

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>some corn chips
>a peanut butter jelly sandwich
I'm a bit sick so I wasn't super hungry

>all that fertility

Big Smokes

How the hell do you fatties manage to drink so much soda in a day? Doesn't make you incredibly gassy and sick? I know fat dudes who can drink over a litre of coke a day and I just don't know how they do it

>eurofaggot
Welp time to leave the bullies are here

Its this feeling where you're always incredibly thirsty or hungry, and it feels like nothing you ever eat or drink is enough. It's hell desu.

They're used to it basically, and all the stuff that comes with it. Fatties are like those people who are incredibly poor and stopped giving a fuck, so their homes look dirty and smell a lot. Fatties just stopped caring about how they smell, how itch all over, or how their joints hurts, etc etc.

I'm 170 pounds but short so it doesn't carry well
I try to eat better but end up fucking up and getting discouraged

I'm a wise Australian

It's truly advanced depression

>That feel when skinnyfag
>No appetite at all
>Can survive a whole day on a single apple and feel no hunger

I wish my stomach was a bottomless black whole, I hate being so thin

Why, you have it easy? You can do or be anything you want user.

Fat people have severely limited options and are hated by everyone, be glad you're thin user. Once you're fat its a neverending road of loneliness, depression, guilt, and self hatred. Only a few people manage to break the lifestyle permanantly, some of them lose weight for awhile but ultimately most of them will gain it back in the end. It's more of a mental disorder than it is a physical one.

Daru is just comedic due to him being a parody, so I don't know if it counts.

You could also consider him the main character of 0, since Okabe spends the whole time being a whiny emo fuck while Daru is a badass both in the Present and Future

Are you all fools and forget this mvp right here

Mark, the overweight, ex-military rent-a-cop from Resident Evil Outbreak and its sequel is a badass. Has the highest HP pool and is the only character who can push objects that require two people to move by himself.

Nothing because I'm trying to starve myself to either proper weight or death
Both are fine desu

Yeah, but you can get better. I had my own share of depressing shit i'm not out of, and i didn't give in to it.

Starving yourself to lose weight will only result in you putting it back on when you start eating again. You gotta change your diet or you will fall into your old habits

This is strangely accurate

looks like sylvester from

Forgot the pic

Bear mode requires some decent body fat - noodlets need not apply.

>Tychus
>fat

PURE
MUSCLE

mario you fucking retard