The best ladies in all of game belong to Nintendo

The best ladies in all of game belong to Nintendo.

>tfw I'll never deserve to fuck good-looking women because I have an average sized penis

Wimp can't even post the good version.

what kind of games do they play at slumber parties?

Women don't care about dick size they care about attractiveness

strip poker.

God I think I hate Sigurd more than any other artist alive. Guy fucking still uses the same style he stole from the old japanese Nintendo oekaki artist.

Found the dicklet.

loser

>Lucina

Cute! CUTE!

How small is it?
You can tell me user. I promise you I won't bully.

No, I wish I were attractive rather than having a big dick, women can't see my dick before they see my face

Are you a guy or a girl(guy)?

seems legit

Funny thing is women always overestimate what they think a dicks size is.

Get ripped and walk shirtless. They don't need to see your face first.

>girl pulls out my dick
>"oh wow it's so big user"
>smack her hard for being a fucking liar

Already working on it but in most cases face > body

Making your body look good tends to make the face fare a little better under scrutiny.

You could just fuck hookers.

$300 pretty much tops out the limit of female attractiveness.

is this legit?
tfw ideal penis
tfw i'll never use it

I think this is pretty true. I'm just at 8 inches and I'm quiet and shy, and, in my opinion, not attractive. I haven't so much as received a nude much less fuck within the last 8 months. Only had sex with 2 partners too at 25.

I have actually thought about it. It's easy in my city since they advertise in the paper but I feel like I will be missing the emotional aspect of it. I've heard from anons a passionate fuck is better than random sex. They say that jerking it is better than random sex.

>Rosalina towering over the womanlets
Why even insult her by including those inferior specimens

Well to be honest when I feel like passionate sex I sleep with my long time girlfirend but when I just feel like letting go it's the laddies of the night.

Fuck - Daisy
Marry - Rosalina
Be - Peach
Force Feminized By - Zelda
The Other One - Lucina

I've jerked off most days since I was 12, I've had a few one night stands, fuck buddies, and hookers, and I've now been in a long term relationship which has lasted 7 years.

Jerking off feels better physically than casual sex, though casual sex can be more fun overall. The emotional aspect of sex with someone you love is far, far superior in every way to the point it's not even comparable. I don't even particularly enjoy jerking off anymore because it feels so shallow. People who say sex isn't that great are more than likely talking about more casual encounters, which, yeah they're not all that. They've always felt mechanical to me, like a utility. Regular maintenance to fulfill sexual urges and nothing else. Really romantic sex with a monogamous partner is both more enjoyable and more pleasurable overall since it's not just physical stimuli but emotionally fulfilling.

Not posting the proper Sup Forums edits. For shame.

Don't forget about the best Nintendo girl!

you can have passionate sex with a hooker too if she's up for that

Wouldn't be the same I reckon, although this is just from fantasies thinking about it.

He did though, look closely

>lucina
>having boobs

I wonder what Lucina would look like as an absolute titty monster

Honestly, who needs a hooker when you have the Internet?

This but worse.

I'd take them all because they all have cute feminine dicks

They are so big.

Daily reminder that Princess Toadstool = Princess Frog Shit

Now give Lucina a DFC

It's a mix of both.
I'm in your boat where I'm usually too shy or too dense to get the clue if a chick likes me or not.
On top of that I'm a huge shutin that would rather stay inside playing video games and fapping than going out.

> too dense to get the clue if a chick likes me or not.

Jesus christ, this. It isn't until years later that I get the hint.

But there is literally nothing wrong with me having a 5.5 inch dick

>Not atleast 6"
user you best be good at eating creampies

>Only had sex with 2 partners too at 25
>only
>had
>sex
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Nope, face is much more important.

...

My dick.

Ha ha, as if women actually knew any fucking thing about this.

I'm sure you'll still be able to pleasure your girlfriend while licking her juices off my cock.

This basically.
You're asking dumb basic bitches to measure the last cock carousel they rode on.

B-but I have a boyfriend instead.

>Only had sex with 2 partners too at 25

get a load of king normie here

Attitude is much more important than both.

Now that's some nostalgia right there. How many people are going to be trolled by this image?

>t. Chad
Yeah, man, it's, like, your attitude that matters, man!

>all women have the same vagina size and the same preferences

Please let this insecure beta shitshow end.

Are you retarded? Do you think they've made this chart by asking a single fucking female? 16-20 cm has always been an ideal size. Deal with it, dicklet.
>inb4 h-ha-ha, jokes on you, I-I'm an 8

what's more fun, every time I see this image the preference moves further to the top right

I guess I should use the word confidence instead.

No matter how ripped and good looking you are, if you're a shy spaghettifiddling "nice guy" you'll always be outperformed by acne ridden chubby chavs.

Yes and all of them are pokegirls

This is where you're a faggot. Of course they asked more then one. But not only does women not kniw jack shit about this, an average between all the answers is still only one answer.

If you have a small dick, just find a small girl with a small vagina and she will be happy. It's not rocket science. Or it is in some way or whatever.

t. Chad

This is the most pathetic thing I have read on Sup Forums in a while. Jesus Christ, user.

Why? Does it make sense to you that literally anyone can have sex with attractive girls?
Women do the choosing, and they can do a whole lot better than me.

And have manlet kids? When will you understand that it's about kids, who get fucked over in the end because their beta father settled for whatever instead of aiming higher?

>tfw all i want is a relatively cute boy who's into cross-dressing to cross-dress and be cute with
>live in australia

Truly suffering.

How does a dick feel like?

I'm commenting on the part about female attractiveness topping out at $300 hookers.

That's the fucking saddest perspective on life I've encountered in a good while.

You're free to have as downtrodden and belittled a view of your selfworth as a man as you want to though, that shit's everyday fare around here.

Alright user, you got me there.

touch your dick
it feels like that

Why? What's wrong?

a bag of salty coins

But that's just not the same.

"They" made that chart to try and scam people for dick pills back in the day. "They" probably didn't ask a single person's opinion to begin with.

Nothing's "wrong", user.

Naturally, if what you really have is a vagina, then no, it wouldn't be.

Why would he have a vagina?

Why would he(female) not?

Twintelle is the hottest Nintendo girl ever.
How can Samus even compete?

>only had sex with 2 partners

fucking nerd

Shiggy

underwhelming really.

There's so much more you can do masturbating with a vagoo, shoving your crotch into someone feels cool I guess. That's it.

I have 1001 fantasies masturbating as a woman, a cock just doesn't have as many things to do with it.
Any femanons care to describe what they'd do with their dicks for a day?

...

>tfw no cute horny Lucina to jerk off through her dress

There's a lot of different techniques to fap though

Did you at least get to walk her home gently?

Name 5.

The screwdriver
The zigzag
The vacuum cleaner
The piston engine
"That"

Yeah I need to hear 5. As somebody who's edged since he was 14 all I know is 'quick wank' and edging.

Just started getting into prostate play with limited success.

>i.e. rubbing you dick

oh, so 1 technique.

>Authentic Women's Penis Size Preference
>Women's Penis

Let me add sounding and then it's just on par with
>rubbing your vaggoo
>putting something in your vaggoo
wow so much better

>Woman is Penis

>what is a possesive apostrophe

Hate those cunts, getting all jealous and shit. If I want to hang out with a comma sometimes, that should be fine, right?

Not seeing the problem.

I dont care aslong as the gurl has a nicely sized HORSECAWCK

>he hasnt cum by running running his finger up and down his shaft and balls for three hours straight

Weak desu ne