Sorry the switch is sold out come back another day

sorry the switch is sold out come back another day

I live in bongistan, I can walk up to the nearest game store and buy one anytime I want. But I'm waiting for more games. I don't know why anyone wouldn't at least hold off on buying one when E3 is so close.

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bitch i already got one
CFW/Xeno2 when?

>But I'm waiting for more games.
I'm not, I'm waiting until it's cheap. Even if there's only like one game worth playing that isn't on other platforms if it goes wiiu bargain bin then I'll get one

I'm not here for the switch

that seems like a nice job to have

But you're just a kid

Can I play Splatoon with you ?

GIVE ME THE MONEY OR I SHOOT

this

Is this a parody of Bioshock dog?

Fuck off squid kid where is the dog?

It clearly says tabaco on the top why would you have switches on sales you silly squid

Squids nor kids can sell cigarettes.

Is this a meme? When I was shopping for a TV I went to 3 different Electronic Stores and they all had at least 10 Switchs piling up.

I live in a University Town full of manchildren as well.

I want to facefuck that squid.

That's OK, I already have one. Do you have any Switch games, though?

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Would you like to buy this Magazine instead? It has nice illustrations!

In Japan it is. Odds of getting killed in a robbery are extremely low. Worst you'll have to deal with are punk kids.

>I live in a University Town
lol

>Expected hot loli action.
>Got vomit fetish shit.

Switch threads are easily the most obnoxious discussion topics on Sup Forums next to anything Sony related

come to think of it, this board is just filled with angry sadistic children who don't want to talk about anything. they just want to make other people feel bad and make themselves feel good about loyalty to companies and brands like a good consumer whore.


Coming to the board this morning has not done anything nice for my mood or blood pressure. Fuck you all.

whats your excuse not to scalp it, then, you filthy, weasely anglo scum

why not you fucking off ?

>Be me
>Be europoor
>Switches everywhere
>400€ each so can't even scalp them and sell to nips or burgers
Why

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arf

pisses me off so badly

>this doujin

nothing wrong with that

At least the sequel has a cute brown squid

Would a little store even have a switch?

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The only way to buy a Switch in burgerland is to give in to scalpers.
I hate this awful country

>Sold out on every website
>YEAH BUT NOT IN MY IMAGINARY TOWN

One of many advantages of a non-multicultural, homogeneous society.

>profit of just barely $100 per unit
>when most people can make that in a day or two working even the most shit tier job
One of these days I hope people stop being desperate and stupid, and scalpers just get fucked

I literally just bought one like two weeks ago from Gamestop. They had bundles you could order on their site.

>Listening to Sup Forums instead of following your heart

Your own fault.

I grew up in Clinton township. Definitely a nest of shitters.

>check istock
>east coast has a bunch of pings all over the place for the switch
>meanwhile its barren as fuck over here in the west coast

why is that squid girl managing a cigarette store? is she even 20 herself?

Ann Arbor fag here, as bad as it is here I'd hate to live anywhere else in the metro detroit area. I feel for you.

The red and blue MK8 one? I can't stand the mis-matched colors. I guess Walmart had the gray Zelda bundle a few days ago but it both went up and sold out while I was at the gym.

What? $100 profit for less than two hours of work?

>two hours of work

right

"It's a good thing they called it a Switch!"

"Why's that?"

"So when you know how bad it is you should Switch it off! D-oh hohoho!"

No wonder that meme died
That was horrible

You....tried?

be careful for those truck of peace

I dunno, if you have the budgeting for it, that's 500 easy for virtually for the five collective hours it takes to go to the post every time.

Though flipping Samsung phones by repairing them give you 100 a hour, it's just really boring and can lead to 80 bucks down the drain if you botch it.

Why do they call it the Switch? Because when you see it you turn 360 degrees and switch to a better console.

upvoted!

YOU MAKE THE SWITCH
How is that a hard punchline to deliver?

hello do you have bioshook infinite

>turn 360
>you see the Switch again

I want to HUG that snail.

shes a ghost you sick fuck

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Wake up dog !! I need my Bioshack!

I love this artist's art but hate the content

That was a disgrace to Statler and Waldorf, man.