If Bowser's such a great dad, then why is he always portrayed as the villain?

If Bowser's such a great dad, then why is he always portrayed as the villain?

he abducts people

People do crazy things when they're in love

If Bowser's such a villain, then why is he always portrayed as a great dad?

Because all of the games are plays and performances. Bowser is just an actor.

Because even bad people have friends and family that they love.

You can be both you know. Hell you can be a hero and a horrible dad.

>Because even bad people have friends and family that they love.

>No game where at the end, they all hold hands and take a bow

It's a game he and his wife like to play every few weeks.

Helps keep suspicions down when they go on a date.

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Bowser is probably the mushroom kingdom equivalent of a white male

But there is a lot of games with them playing sports together

but it's mario always losing his girl to the big koopa cock

If Wario's such a great lover, how come he's always at odds with Mario?

the best cumdump

italians aren't white you mong

I always found it strange how Nintendo tried to upgrade Birdo to main-character status around the SNES days, but they dropped it

villains are allowed to have good qualities user, read a book for once in your life will ya?

This happens way to ofthen.

>tv host loved by everybody for generations.
>turns out he was an alcohol that would beat his wife and children.

I think it's something to do with the culture. Japan seems to have a history with gays and crossdressers in comedy/theatre, but the more puritan background of America has mostly been anti-gay.

cause dads are villains

this is a fact

>he was an alcohol

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Birdo did better in America than in Japan, nobody knew they were a crossdresser.

>Still no Birdo in MK8
>Meanwhile the shitty babies that nobody plays

go away newfriend, oldfags are talking itt

I'm bad and that's good.
I will never be good and that's not bad.

>he was an alcohol
Almost forgot about this

>be villain
>somehow get kid
>figure if this little cunt is going to be me 2.0 someday might as well get him to like me and teach him all my shit during my downtime so he won't turn good or whatever

>no baby birdo

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