Ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, whose inhabitants are all mushroom people

>ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom, whose inhabitants are all mushroom people
>she's completely human

Explain.

>mushroom people

just go watch Game Theory im not gonna tell you the whole thing here

Mushrooms don't have brains.

>go watch Game Theory

I'd rather smash my toes with a hammer.

She's clearly a girl who got too wrapped up in escapism in real life! Mario and Bowser represents conflicting feelings in her life!

>completely human
prove it

She's actually just as much of a Mushroom person as everyone else; the Toads are all just developmentally retarded hence why they lack more humanoid features.

Alternatively, the Mushroom Kingdom's inhabitants are all just normal midgets who are forced to role play as Mushroom people to appease the delusions of their ruler, who may be dying of a malignant brain tumor.

pls go away dobson

She dated prince Shroom to later backstab the royal mushroom family and sent them to space, so she could take their kingdom.

She runs a mushroom kingdom because she's obsessed with dicks, so she grooms a fungi nation to be dicked by them on a daily basis.

Building off of this: The Koopa Kingdom were long-standing allies with the Mushroom Kingdom under the Shroom family's reign. Upon hearing word that Peach usurped the throne, the newly coronated King Bowser launched a campaign to kidnap the false Princess and absorb the Mushroom Kingdom into his own territory before further damage could be done.

Here's a better question, why is Nintendo so adamant about humans not being in or around Mushroom Kingdom? They didn't seem to have a problem with it in Mario Golf and Tennis, and if you count Wario Ware as part of the Mario universe there's several humans there too.

I... never realizeed princess bubblegum was this thing reused.

what a cutie

A lot of the lesser known Nintendo girls are pretty cute.

I suddenly remember Plum from Mario Golf 64, she was a cutie too.

Isn't her dad a Toad? I remember that being in one game.

Probably just adopted father figure.

but she is a mushroom person
her mushroom is just hidden between her thighs

If you're thinking of Super Mario Bros 3, then no, he's just a fucking human midget.

Mario and Luigi's parents weren't toads.

White people rule the world user

>She's a princess
>On the head of a Kingdom
Either she has to be named Queen Peach or it is the Mushroom Principality.

Nice 'tism, Doug.

Oh, you mean "That Youtube videos in which its creator puts his stupid smug face every 15 seconds?"

When is Peach opening the Kingdom's gates for Goombas?

I think its Miyamoto that has the problem with it. He really doesn't like characters that he didn't make in Mario titles for whatever reason.

Dammit, user, I JUST fapped.

there is something wrong with her left hand

White colonialism

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I'd let her mushroom cultivate and spread spores inside my damp pit, if you catch my driftm

I thought it was just that he didn't like them being complex in any way because he's got some asinine belief that "Zelda is the story heavy one, Mario is just gameplay" and even got all frazzled over fucking Rosalina's originally longer backstory.

her mother was Pauline and her father was Jumpman, son of Toadsworth. She's only 1/4 mushroom but still of the royal lineage

she created the entire mushroom kingdom from a fungal infection and some ancient magicks

He talked Tanabe into making Paper Mario being his characters only with none of the original ones the series was known for. Granted Tanabe was the one that took that as being nothing but toads and shyguys but the point still stands. He also seemed to be annoyed with the early GB Mario titles.

Because Miyamato looks at the Mario universe as like your old cartoons. Where characters are specifically chosen to express a pure concept.
As in the wile coyote, and the road runner. These two characters make zero sense in a realistic universe. But in their own universe, they express a pure concept of a wile hunter, trying to catch an even wilier creature. And that's all there needs to be known, in order to set up the gags.

Mario, Peach, and Bowser's dynamic are akin to Popeye, Olive Oil and Bluto. You clearly understand the dynamic of these characters, and it's all you need in order to set up the gags.

Miyamoto wants to avoid the modern day idea of universe building, where it's all about creating this autisticly interwoven relationships between superfluous characters. Where every character needs an origin, and a race, and parents, and siblings, and friends, and and extensive backstories, and histories, and all that other bullshit.

That's the kind of stuff that does little but pander to the most autistic of fans.

Fap again

Still doesn't excuse getting on some poor guy's case by tearing up the backstory for a character he helped make.

Amazed nobody has posted this yet.

>annoyed with the early GB Mario titles.
Well, can you blame him? Both Mario Lands, for as good as a games they are, are extremely different from the regular Mario series. Even as a 5 year old kid I could notice the different enemies, dynamics and overall feel.

Actually, if you review the Iwata's ask, you'll see that Koizumi originally conceived Rosalina by himself, writing the story in isolation, before showing it to the team.

By the time Miyamoto was introduced to Rosalina, he was confused that another princess had been introduced, when Peach was already in the game. But he allowed it, on the condition that they make Rosalina recognizably larger, in order to distinguish her from Peach.

So Miyamoto didn't help make her. He only allowed the creative team to wiggle room. But I imagine he wasn't happy with the insinuation that Mario and Peach were Rosalina's parents. That's probably why he scrapped it. You have to look at it from Miyamoto's perspective. Even though Koizumi is a team member of his, Mario and Peach are still his most precious characters. And then this other guy is going to make an OC that closely resembles Peach? Except she's from space? And has godlike powers? And Mario and Peach are her parents? That's some deviantart tier shit right there. How could he allow that to become canon?

Where was it ever indicated that she was Mario's kid?

This cartoon any good?

>But I imagine he wasn't happy with the insinuation that Mario and Peach were Rosalina's parents

That's just an idiotic MatPat theory and I highly doubt anyone at Nintendo ever considered it.

Originally Rosalina was planned as Peach's sister/ I dunno where your got this idea she was Peach's daughter

I might be getting a detail confused. I thought there was something in Rosalina's backstory that made the insinuation. It's been so long, I could be getting it wrong.
Not citing MatPat here.

That's one of my pet-peeves: why do fantasy females of other species have boobs? That's a rarity in our own world, human females being the only ones that have engorged breasts outside mating/breastfeeding periods.

But noooo. Humanoid, monster, alien, hell, even AI -Cortana as an example- females have to have boobs, even if it would be stupid for them to have them (i.e. the inkings in splatoon come from squids, which don't belong to the mammalia family).

Judge for yourself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3wdXO651Po

>toadstool
>named after a mushroom that directly means frog poop

What did Nintendo mean by that?

Nothing ever implies such a thing other than the French Version saying Rosalina's Father has a mustache, but that alone is really reaching.

Yeah, I pulled up the story book on the wiki, and it's nothing how I remember it.

>world building
>panders to autists

Wut

Regardless your opinion a shit

She's from a time when people thought it would be weird to fap to mushrooms.

Cortana is a female form ai created by humans, of course shes going to have boobs

As for everything else. Its just secondary sexual characteristics to make genders distinguishable

World building isn't bad per se. But the kind of things the fans want, are autistic. Like wanting a Wa-Peach. Because it satiates their autistic desire to make all the characters match.

It actually more like a bar stool. A frog chair

He doesn't edit his videos.

is there anything even remotely appealing about the character designs in this for anyone who didn't draw humanized pictures of Gir a decade ago

The fuck does that have to do with rosalina having a back story

>>she's completely human
did we ever saw her completly to say she doesnt have mushrooms hiden somewere?

Wasn't she named Toadstool in the US specifically because the localization team didn't think she was mushroomy enough?

The fuck does Rosalina's backstory have to do with Mario jumping on goombas?

Well it's better than a good number of the shit Cartoon Network currently airs like Clarence and Teen Titans Go.

I believe in human supremacy until the mushroom people are educated to a point of responsibility

I'm pretty sure that Black Hat character is just Schwarzwald from The Big O.

It's so it doesn't end like Sonic with the dozens of characters that autistic people love and want in every single game.

It's still not bad to have a fucking character with some depth.

Only reason it's bad with Sonic is becuase most of the characters all look the same.

Exactly my point, take a look at those autistic fags complaining about Mario RPGs not having Red Toad with a scarf, Blue Toad with Sunglasses, Girl Goomba, Goomba with a scratch on his face, Boo with Boobs, Blue Yoshi with sunglasses.

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I'd rather lick a cat's asshole

That makes sense because they're all the same race. Sonic characters are meant to be various animals and yet they blur togehter in looks and personality.

Maybe when it was the early shit that had some creativity and thought put in it.

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Princess Peach is from another kingdom, and was married to King Toadstool in an arranged marriage. This was to create an alliance between the toads and humans. When King Toadstool died, Peach became ruler.

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