FFXIV

Does Square Enix really expects me to read and memorize all this shit?

Stormblood will be the biggest blunder in MMO history after 1.0.

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>can't read 7 lines
How retarded are you, OP?

to the one user before the thread got deleted

yes, noct with current potencies will be better since it's already insanely broken and it also has 5% more healing potency than diurnal

So, any trialfags out there? How is the game? I'd like to know how much you can do from 1-35 until I jump off [spoilers]Guild Wars 2[/spoiler].

>tfw too intelligent to play ffxiv

if you shoot dragon 4 times and shoot your your blue dragon laser it becomes a stronger red dragon laser

Speaking of I have a feeling you can't renew LotD with WT or FaC

That doesn't look too bad op. Are you a shitter or something?

Oh wait, you're playing DRG so statistically you are.

Just a reminder that Yoshida is simply a ravenous jew because SE doesn't need XIV money to fund its other gmes.

You'll get to Titan which can make or ruin your experience.

On one hand, Brayflox is when dungeons gets interesting (though it's been nerfed) and Titan will give you a taste of how fun trials are.

On another hand, the quests before you do them are absolutely awful.

I'm trying to be optimistic about Stormblood but I really feel like it's going to go poorly.

>Dragon Quest X never
I don't care about the cash shop but damn at least make the game good, which hasn't been happening.

So you're saying that since SE doesn't "need money to fund their games" they kick all of it back to Yoshi?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCKING DQ X

>we heard you like timers so we'll give you a timer on top of another timer so you can drg while you drg

Ummm stfu?!?!1

>if you shoot dragon 4 times and shoot your your blue dragon laser it becomes a stronger red dragon laser
why doesn't it just say this?

>"I don't like timers," says the man playing an MMO

It does, I just wrote the same thing in baby talk

You are playing the wrong genre, buddy.

don't force me to call a mod and downvote your comment here

t. Larry

The hell are you talking about, you only have one timer at a time

because developers are fucking retards
just check any boss guide
>300 lines of worthless shit
then remove all the worthless bloat of words and retarded shit that doesn't care and you sumarize a tactic on 6 lines max

Because that makes the writers/devs sound like absolute idiots and it also sounds super fucking insulting to the playerbase of their game.

Are you saying Larry panders to Sup Forums by talking like an idiot?

>because developers are fucking retards
>just check any boss guide
Do you read what you write?

never expected this
What to do now?

He might as well be.

I was watching Log horizon the other day and that one raid they did with the big purple faggot honestly made me laugh.

It had fewer and less dangerous mechanics than most of the XIV raids and the anime was trying to act like these simple fucking tactics like boss positioning was super hard or something. God help them if anything like Alexander Savage were to come up.

the ring is useless by the way. :/

Cry because the MGP bonus event doesn't apply to the jumbo cactpot

DRG is now even more rigid

>Need to be in BotD
>Need to become Dive Ready by jumping in BotD (but not Dragonfire Dive)
>Need to use Mirage Dive to gain a stack of Dragon Eyes
>Need to do all this F O U R times just to gain access to a slightly more powerful version of Geirskogul that's not even 400 potency

>Meanwhile the Summoner gets to summon fucking Bahamut itself and deliver to 700+ potency Akh Morns in the span of 20 seconds

this game has 0 decent content creators, it's fucking astounding.

Post it on reddit along with an irrelevant 5 page life story

The one guy who also does dark souls stuff is okay

is this a good game to play to meet girls?

How is any of this complex or rigid
>use your OGCDs
That's it, I summarized your entire post

youtu.be/x5xqNEwHOKM?t=1409

The new dungeon boss battle music is hype as fuck

Geirskogul no longer uses up BotD though I don't think it will be that much to deal with.

I only want this for part of the High Roller title achievement, already have Fenrir and Cloud's Card really not much for me to do at the Gold Saucer.

I'm a girl user you can talk to me about what ever you want.

You are astounded that no one can make a fucking boring as hell FF MMO exciting or interesting to you?

You are asking for way too much if you think someone decent plays this or knows anything about it.

Someone please post more lizard men
Or an artist

My thirst from last thread hasn't ended

oh cool, MCH actually got some animations

>Three consolation prizes

Only if you are into girls (men). Actually I do know a few couples of actual girls and guys.

I'm into men and I've yet to find a BF...

There are lots of girls playing

Please be in London

Name one good content creator for any game and not have another person call them shit

same, I have all mount in gold saucer already. It feel kinda wasted that I won the lottery now, but Im happy thou.

I really want to resub but know there's nothing to do for the next two weeks. Talk me out of it, please.

if by girls you mean elemental butter golems and trans then yes I agree friendo.

Yup, there are several girls(male)playing this game.

But seriously, I meet my GF playing this game

She plays a a male Roegadyn

I'm a female cat.

Nah, do it fucker. Have a blast in the Gold Saucer. :^)

Mariowithatophat

I met a girl And she immediately assumed I was a gilr and I don't know how that makes me feel honestly.

Don't resub ever again because it will never be worth it. You've gotten your moneys worth by now surely.

Use the money to get something else.

>But still dumb enough to frogpost

Is anybody else excited to see the new zones for themselves? Kugane alone is one of the best cities they've made so far, even better than Ishgard.
Also the uniforms of the Garleans there are fashionable af

Are you cute?

I know a lot of girls who play male cats and lizards because they want to avoid desperate guys

You'll get there froggy, just jump 100 more cliffhanger

22% from two MMOs vs. hundreds of smart phone games that need continueous shutting down and making new ones of to fetch more whales.

Is it true all actual women play Giraffes?

I'm by no means fuccboi type of cute, sadly because that's all people seem to care about.

lets see.
>boss guide by developer : every 30 seconds this faggot will roar to the sky and stun the raid for 2 seconds stopping them from moving or performing any action and adding a debuff doing 500 damage peer tick every second for the next 10 seconds
so basically
>every 30 seconds you get stuned

Do the new areas feel like part of a connected world or do they just feel like small instanced areas like old world?
I really hated that about the world.

>So basically
>Leave out the damage component

Most girls tend to play Midlander, Lala or Elezen
There's a lot who play Miqo'te or Au Ra but they're also flooded with grown men

My mom plays an Au Ra.

They look much more interconnected to me. Heavensward already took a step to that but Stormblood did a better job due to being able to cull ps3 players.

They play female lalas too
Usually the kind that wear large comfy coats/robes and not the ones who wear meme outfits

>that Au Ra you cybered with the other day could very well be user's Mom

They're all going to be "zones" still.

The new areas are still instanced but they appear much larger than HW zones.
I don't know why they can't do the loading tunnels they did with 1.0 but made the tunnels more interesting.

>they appear much larger than HW zones.
This is not a good thing.

>removing info about animation wind ups
>outgoing damage and debuffs
>etc
Dumb.

user's mom is pretty frisky.

from experience with my discord, ranking from left to right
cat>aura(actually low, but should be increase)>midlander=lala>elezen>femroe

Well it won't be if the zones seemed barren and uninteresting I guess.

>I don't know why they can't do the loading tunnels
"Won't" not "can't". Nobody likes loading tunnels

>Do chocobo races
>There is actually another person there in the race

>i'm a healer and if each boss guide doesn't tell me to heal normally , i don't do it at all

Yes, and? It's a simple loading screen.

>Other person has a rank 9 chocobo with the skills you can only get after beating all the challenges

>tfw someone thought I was a girl for the longest time until I got in ts with them

I want to invite user's Mom to a "linkshell" with a bunch of other Sup Forumsirgins.

Funny argument coming from somebody who needs guides to stupify mechanic explanations for him.

A Realm reborn gave us Arcanist, Summoner, Scholar, Rogue, and Ninja. Three dungeons per patch, while still getting new content on the side just like Heavensward. No cash shop throughout almost the entirety of A Realm Reborn.

Cash Shop shows up just before Heavensward at the end of A Realm Reborn. Idiot drones on the forums defend it saying the money will go back into the game. People who say that it will slowly consume new content as more is added to the cash shop and less to the game are criticized by idiot drones saying it's just a slippery slope fallacy. Cash shop releases with $25 Sleipnir model which was already in the game and used by Odin, at the same time they put in an Odin trial fight that could have dropped it. Cash shop later adds more content that was already in the game, Nero and Livia's magitech mounts, and sell it an absurd price.

Heavensward debuts with a new race, three new jobs but no classes, and only 2 dungeons per patch. We get the same amount of side content as we got in A Realm Reborn, making it questionable where the extra development resources went. Over time, the cash shop began adding more and more items instead of putting them into the game in the side quests and events we used to get that rewarded similar things. The prices on said cash shop items have also steadily increased.

Stormblood is imminent and we're going to be getting paid level jumps now too, which gives them an excuse to never have to put in effort to improve the older parts of the game, whilst also making more money off of it. Despite charging more, and putting less into the game, while putting more into the cash shop, idiot drones defend it still. They use the excuse that it paid for the new servers instead, but the new NA server fucked over more of players than it benefited. Faggot west coast and Australian players gloat whilst jerking off each other's schadenfreude boners. Stormblood already clearly has less content than Heavensward, with no new race, only two new jobs, and a massive gutting of abilities whilst dumbing everything down. PvP is suffering even more by being gutted down to only 10 abilities.

I sure can't wait for cancerous pay to win jump potions.

>when you get 4 stacks of Eyes, your next Gershkougl turns BOTD into LOTD
>When in LOTD, Gershkougl becomes stronger and has a shorter cooldown
>you can restack eyes while in LOTD to get LOTD back up faster

I don't even play DRG OP, you're a retard

Nope you can't, but yoh can restack the eyes to move right back into LOTD after it expires

>pay to win jump potions
Here we go again

I agree but classes don't matter so in reality we only got 3 jobs in ARR.

>Despite charging more, and putting less into the game, while putting more into the cash shop, idiot drones defend it still.
This shit drives me slightly nuts.
A game with a subscription fee shouldn't have anything locked behind a fucking cash shop.
Put it in the game behind content like a dungeon, quest line, or world boss.

>listing Classes and Jobs seperately

>Any Way the Wind Blows
It begins.

>kugane bath house only has a bunch of male roes and male hyurs on them
hmmmm

>Some cunt who has been breeding his chocobo to perfection his whole life

>pay to win jump potions.
They aren't pay to win at all, you idiot. I'm not going to use them because I already have all my jobs leveled but it just cuts out grinding for people who want to use them. This by no means makes them better than anyone at the game.