Free at last... woooooooooow

Free at last... woooooooooow

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dsp did nothing wrong.

She leave him or something?

Her eyebrows are THIC

Yes

What happened

No matter how close two people seem, everyone is in it for themselves in the end.

It doesn't take much to divide them. I have someone I care about, someone who says they care about me. But it'd be as easy as cheating on them to destroy it all. Love is a joke people tell themselves because they're ashamed to admit they'll do anything to not be alone.

She dumped him for chad

Oh shit, did she escape?

>somebody will settle for DSPs sloppy seconds

Let that sink in.

Edgy

Bugged relationship mechanics. Nothing I could do.

At least we know nobody will settle for DSP

DSP lost his virginity, can you say the same?

He ignored his gf, made her get a job, she became independent and started fucking around. Pretty obvious.

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woooooooooooooooow dude

yes and i have the rape charge to prove it

No, but I never even tried since I don't see the point.

No, I'm pure.

She left him because it was obvious DSP did not give two ducks about her when she was hospitalized from a panic attack.

I don't really care. I can't talk to girls.

woooooooooooooow

Hahaha nice edgy meme my fellow redditor!
If we ever develop a time machine I'm going back and murdering Nietzsche for inspiring you annoying cynical fucks

woooooooow fucking reality is rigged dude.

with those lips i'd settle for thirds

Girls do porn when?

How many birds are you normally supposed to give women?

Apparently they split up before the panic attack though, probably even before he leased a new car but definitely after the engagement

0 fucking proof as usual

Yea

What is a twitter statement

She is mentally ill, good riddance.

Well, he took the better years of her life, wasn't he fucking her while she was underaged?

Thank god we live in the real world and we'll never manipulate time. Also, you actually believe you'll stop the idea of cynicism by killing Nietzsche. That's funny.

Are you an idiot? DSP confirmed it himself

Actually, yes.

And my relationship is falling apart now, left me devastated.

Virginity wasn't worth this. It doesn't even feel that good, I'd rather jack off.

dude is an idiot, i girl like her is a keeper

What IS the twitter statement?

are roasties videogames?

Sons of autists at it again.

Im sure my little sister can answer that question for me ;)

lol no

>Apparently they split up before the panic attack though

DSP is probably bull shitting

>tfw fiance left so now I can take selfies to lure potential underage girls to tweet at me

You are a retard. She's ugly and a bipolar mentally ill cunt.

Her face is ugly, her body's alright, her voice is terrible, and her personality is even worse.

DSP is lucky he's single. Even a man of his caliber can do better.

>NO PROOF

here you go

DSP and pandalee are happily engaged and the kojima's or whatever they are called are spreading lies.

so sad.

When's pandalee's DSP TELL ALL?

LONDON

>no link

pathetic

I wasted 5 seconds of my life looking it up, it really isn't real sadly

>falling for the vaginal jew

Yeah.

She should write a book about it.

>The Honk Snort Chronicles

I'm just going to fall for the obvious bait and post the link myself:
twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/870066064696238080

>he doesn't consider her cooking skills

This is how I know you're a virgin.

Do the homework yourself.

Probably the most mature statement he's ever made, but who knows if he'll stand by it

Man, this fucking guy is endless entertainment

I never cared about lolcows like Chris Chan. Phil is a real bufoon

I used to get a good chuckle out of these threads till i learned about the circlejerk of autist that literally stalk the man

I can't even imagine how pathetic of a person you must be to obsess over somebody that you supposedly hate every day of your life

>mfw Pandalee is actually dating Hideo Kojima

>he isn't obtaining his wizard powers

What the fuck is wrong with you?

yes

He didn't, in one of the live streams he did went more in-depth and couldn't shut the fuck up about it.

I don't follow DSP enough to know she cooks you dumb kek boy.

POST HER WEBMS

THE ONE WHERE SHE SHOW HER FEET AND ITS ALMOST NAKED

Waw dude camawn man, how was I supposed to know that?

>female human leaving her provider
wowowowow, did she find easier cash from someone else?

more like DSP is free at last and can go back to being BASED again.

Yes, and I'm proposing in a week.

>HOSPITALIZED FROM A PANIC ATTACK

how do you guys even know all this? does he have a vlog or something?

Wait! Who are these people and why should I care?

>DSP
>providing anything

youtube.com/watch?v=DeZVn28d4WI

Nope, PandaLee was the one stuck with him, she was cooking for him, he consatntly begged her to cook for him even when she was sick, he woke her up when she was sick for him to cook.

He is probably left devastated by this and PandaLee is having a time of her life

wow, who is this all american honey?

Then why does dps act like such a virgin all the time?

Statement

Kek, PandaLee was the one having an ACTUAL job.

He spilt fucking everything in a stream/vlog about what happened.

Where are you getting all this bullshit info user?

>devastated

doubt it, looks like he's having the time of his life playing tekken 7 to 2000 people on twitch

Not video games. Report this thread.

elsa from frozen

i hope you weren't talking about the disgusting 3DPD whore

>2000 people

pffffff

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Wooow bugged leash mechanics how was I supposed to know she was loose when I opened the front door?? buhahahua!!

a pure qt

you say it like it is an achievement, its probably the only thing DSP is capable off

Phil would probably even fail at killing himself.

>Ok guys I tried to off myself today because you ruined my business snort
>I did everything how the website said it but somehow I was still concious after 5 minutes burp
>what am I supposed to do guys? I don't know what to do

filename you fag
Yes she does porn

I WAS HE SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT JAMAL WASN'T JUST A FRIEND? WOW DOOD.

>DSP goes into deep depression
>decides to start working out to combat it
>gets incredibly buff
>goes back to school
>does tremendously well
>releases a video wearing a super tight shirt, a bowtie, glasses, a fresh new hairdo, and he's speaking eloquently about how video games are awful

>DSP Estimated Earnings: $487 - $2,437
that's just from youtube, so he made something at least, just hard to imagine that psycho of a women doing anything else other than complain

I've got a crush on a girl with a weird face, but this girl you're posting is actually fairly unattractive.

>hospitalized from a panic attack

I'd say he dodged a bullet

what went wrong?

TotalBiscuit V2?