What infuriates you about Diablo III the most?

Personally, I still can't get over the fact that they switched voice actor for Tyrael and turned him into a black man. His original voice was epic.

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That Deckard Cain was killed off in the first act and the bosses chatting with you like teenage girls, revealing their plans and shit. The story and dialogues are awful.

that they fucked the art style to death

even the fucking architecture was kicked in the dick

Niggael was alright, ironically he was one of the best things in the clusterfuck Diablo 3 was/is.

But Tyrael is a black man's name

The way they tried to make more complexly crafted maps that were less randomised. The map gen doesn't work in any pre ROS areas.

Item system was fucked right in the anus. Fuckin Jay Wilson and his "lets make another wow game but in singleplayer"

WHAT YOU DIDN'T ENJOY TYRONEL THE ANGEL OF FRIED CHICKEN SHIEEEEEET?

YOU ARE NOT PROGRESSIVE ENOUGH OP

Leah still stands out to me as one of the worst video game characters of all time.

The Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues and the worst part is that the devs went really out of their way to make the player like her and care about her story.

WHERE IS THE EYE CANDY???

FOR FUCKS SAKE

Just play The Hell mod.

How she a mary sue? She gets betrayed by her mom, dies, and has her soul eaten.

Go FUCK yourself you redneck inbred hick piece of shit

I'm mad they made him human period.

How exactly did Tyrael expect a scrawny manlet to go into hell and destroy the soulstone?

I liked his new voice, he now had a really booming voice as befitting the angels in that setting
I don't remember her being anything but a custom made vessel for Diablo

OH SHIEEET WE GOT A KEK BOY HERE

BET YOU CLAPPED WHEN TYRONE PLOWED YOUR WIFE.

Maybe they thought he would sound too much like Malfurion? They share a voice actor.

y u mad tho?

that adventure mode wasnt apart of the base game and you have to pay extra for it. Its like buying sonic and knuckles but you had to buy for another cartridge to play as knuckles.

Well, the other two beings that were in the room were both demons.

>The Mary Sue to end all Mary Sues

>no real character flaw beyond "hopeful, yet naive"
>actually has a pretty bad death

Not really sure why you think she's a mary sue.

Grow up kid and take your bullshit memes back to r/the_donald where your kind belong
I am tired of fucking faggots like you making white people look bad.

He got surprisingly far actually. All the way to Durance of Hate level 3.

Why didnt Tyrael slap their shit? How come the scene instantly went from Marius freeing Baal to Tyrone berating Marius with nothing inbetween?

>muh donald
Why don't you go back to tumblr faggot, your shitty kind needs to be curbed. Niggers not welcome here.

>bosses chatting with you like teenage girls, revealing their plans and shit.

This was by far the worst.
What the hell was all that about? Why make Asmodan appear like 10 times during act 3?
Blizzard really doesnt know shit about story-telling and how to make a villain.

>marius actually managed to trek through the jungle, sneak through travincal, and managed to get all the way down to basement floor where mephisto lives, without being killed

He was pretty good.

She may have been tackled, but what's exactly Mary Sue about her?
>Fails pretty bad at everything she attempts
>Sucks at fighting
>Can cast 1 Li-ming tier laser before going into cooldown
>Dies the most terrifying death possible
>Then extra-dies as her soul is erased

Allegedly the play testers diden't know why they where taking down Azmodan or who he was

>Why didnt Tyrael slap their shit?

Baal was in the body of the most powerful mage to ever live. Diablo was in the body of the greatest warrior to ever live. Maybe he could take one or the other, but not both at the same time.

>How come the scene instantly went from Marius freeing Baal to Tyrone berating Marius with nothing inbetween?

Tyrael used his angelic time stop powers.

I hope the next Diablo is a pure reboot, back to the creepy slow style of D1 with a decent single player story. None of this scaling up to 10 billion damage per second nonsense, Blizzard of late has a hard on for cartoon characters and huge senseless numbers flying across the screen.

>actually has a pretty bad death
>Dies the most terrifying death possible
How bad can it be guys?

Nu-Blizzard's last good villan was Guldan, who was basically recycled from older, beter games.

>blizz makes shitty stories
>game sells a lot
>blizz keeps making shitty stories

>back to creepy slow of D1
This won't happen, maybe they will reboot the story after the fuck up.

Honestly, black Tyrael is one of the least awful things about D3. What really killed it for me was the shift to the ackwardly cartoony artstyle and the weird focus on dialogue and story they injected into the game. Diablo was cool to begin with because their story-light narrative left you to fill in the blanks. The fact that the characters in Diablo 2, for instance, never really interacted with the player (or any mortals for that matter) created a mysterious distance between them and us and in my mind cemented the fact that they were divine beings disconnected from the toils of man.

You mean slowly being consumed by the aspect of terror as your body begins walking around murdering people while the only redeemable trait of the chick is that she's been one of the, like... 3 people in the world of Diablo that ever tried to save others?
Pretty bad.

The only thing D3 did right was keeping that sexy sexy Barbarian VA. It really contributes to the power fantasy when you got him screaming at the top of his lungs while wrecking demon scum

>How bad can it be guys?

Well she was betrayed by someone she trusted, and she died knowing all her suffering was for absolutely nothing.

Sounds bad

The power fantasy kinda shatters when a 16 year old magical girl then takes his spotlight as the fan-favourite character to come out of the game, doing most of the same shit he can. But "better."

>bosses chatting with you like teenage girls, revealing their plans and shit.
This so fucking much

I don't even know where to begin. i'll just let the thread speak for itself.

>doing most of the same shit he can
What

Well
>Being betrayed by your mother
>Have your grandpa explode in front of you
>Losing control of your body while satan uses it fuck up everyone who helped you
>And finally have your soul destroyed and assimilated into the ultimate evil
I don't think anyone had a shittier death save for the Dark Wanderer but that was just stupidity on his part by headbutting the fucking soulstone

What the fuck are you talking about?

Did you mix games or what?

I'm not a Diablo 3 hater, but I really dislike the drastic change in the visual style and tone.

I love how you can actually shut up Zoltun when he starts talking about his palace

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19, my bad. Seems she was 16 only in the prologue.

credit for making it through the jungle but I figured the soulstone warded off the monsters

Fuck me.
A travesty to begin with, but what a ridiculous way to go about solving the wrong issue.

You talking shit about best slut Li-Ming?

And what the fuck does that have to do with what happens in Diablo 3? You also know they named and gave each Diablo character a respective sotry that hypes them up right?

As someone who put in countless hours into d2, without a doubt the absolute biggest fuck up they made with d3 was the item system. They basically made items worthless by making them bind on account (a ploy they likely took to milk as much money out of people as possible) and when they realized how bad they fucked up they doubled down and made item trading obsolete. thereby making the game pretty much a complete waste of time. People played d2 as much as they did to collect and trade sick gear, grinding endlessly with no reward is why the game is dead today. I still can't get over how bad they fucked up d3

What happened? This is not the enigmatic Tyrael we all know. I agree with his appearance but at least they could've kept his character in check.
Actually the whole fucking dialogue in the game was cringe as fuck.
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Doesn't really shatter anything, it makes the Barb even more menacing cause he lived through d2 events too.

>But I did expect you earlier

Maybe your faggy Horadrim buddies shouldn't have made Act 2 impossible to rush, then.

>Imagine being such a mindless Sup Forumstard that from ALL THE PLETHORA of shitty decissions and features Diablo 3 has, you get mad by the race of one character who had not ANY race before because it wasn't even human
Please, kill yourself.

Blizzard likes to pretend D1 doesn't exist. Shame because it's better than all the grindy shit that D2 spawned.

They retconned that. D3 barb isn't the same as D2 barb. It's gay as fuck

So we're going to be saving Leah's soul in Diablo 4 right?

They certainly can't leave her tragedy like that.

>deckard is dead
>betrayed by mom
>fought so hard to stop the return of dahblo
>no, you are the dahblo

it's very well exemplified in the shrines
diablo 2 the shrines had a handful of different models for each tileset, each with some fitting "sacred" design (menhir that becomes written upon with blood when touched, makeshift altar on bloody tree stump, ancient pagan desert statue, etc)
in diablo 3 it's some ugly fucking random pillar with zero architectural sensibility that the blizzard artists figuratively and perhaps also literally pulled out of their ass, just some of their ugly wow cartoon rock textures mashed into a vague shape

Everything bad about Diablo 3:
>items
>leveling (no point to exist at all)
>story
>art style
>all the dialogue
>recycled acts
>only 6 abilities allowed at a time
>shitty soundtrack
>socketing system

only good thing about diablo 3:
>real money auction house, made over 500 bucks on it

That's it. You would think it's impossible to fuck up the diablo formula but somehow they did it. I don't think you can fuck it up by accident either, this was intentional.

i didint.

I mean Tyrael outright said "Yeah she's fucked" but who knows.

They might have had plans for her to come back but she's not exactly a beloved character or anything.

What, how did they retcon it?

You can't make your own builds because the items tell you what to do

I've accepted that D3 is bad fanfiction and therefore not canon.

How unceremonious to kill Cain offscreen. Pissed me the fuck off.

>Living in a brown country without internet

>How unceremonious to kill Cain offscreen

user...

They said she utterly destroyed and hoped that maybe in the next life she isn't fucked over again, Tyrael himself said that

Okay, fine, onscreen but in such a lame way it might as well have been offscreen

People care about Leah?

I still can't get over how fucking god tier some of the dialogue's & one liners in D2 are. Just about everyone was so fucking good, even Halbu & Jamela or whatever she's called. Especially boss quotes. Even Paladin's aura sound effects are so good it's worth mentioning. Man I could go on.
Then D3 took a complete opposite turn. JUST how do they do it.

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Bigger numbers = badass toons
There are people that think a sword that does 100,000 damage in a world where enemies have 1,000,000hp is better than a sword that does 30 damage in a world where enemies have 50hp

To be fair, it does feel pretty good critting for 48 million damage

This voice acting is fantastic

Check out the wiki for barbarian, they scrapped the idea later in development because they didn't want to give him unique dialogue

>That's it. You would think it's impossible to fuck up the diablo formula but somehow they did it. I don't think you can fuck it up by accident either, this was intentional.
Jay Wilson was too greedy, had too big of an ego and wanted to do "his own thing". I don't think it was intentional, he's just retarded.

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I've always thought it became lame when numbers got that high. I'd rather they stay around the thousands

This right here. It's some fan fiction level bullshit.

Seriously. The gum flapping bosses were annoying. It takes all the great away. Remember running into the butcher is Diablo 1? That mother fucker was terrifying. He didn't talk to you for 5 minutes. He just got down to business tearing you to pieces when you entered his little room.

MEAT GOOD
VEGETABLE BAD

PATHETIC NEPHILIM YOU CANNOT STOP OUR SIEGE
OK YOU STOPPED THE SIEGE BUT GUESS WHAT I AM LITERALLY TUNNELING INTO YOUR BASE RIGHT NOW FOOLISH NEPHILIM
HA YOU THINK THAT STOPPING ME FROM TUNNELING INTO YOUR BASE IS THE END? NO WAY NEPHILIM BECAUSE NOW I HAVE THREE WHOLE SIEGE CANONS WHICH ARE AIMED AT YOUR BASE IN THE SNOW FIELDS
etc

Thats retarded because he still talks about the orignal worldstone sanctuary when asked by that ghost sorceror dude

Azmodan cutscene being the only part of the game that instilled any fear or intimidation

I mean, he is a barbarian from Arreat, it's their entire tribe's history

>Cain gets killed by butterflies

Maybe I just couldn't into Diablo 3 but I thought it was retarded everyone you like dying in front of you and no good ending for the characters other than
>Well shit, that sucked. Alright off we go again back home

Just thinking about this infuriates me.
>YOU WILL NEVER KILL MY TOP GUY
>YOU KILLED MY TOP GUY? WHATEVER, YOU'LL NEVER KILL MY REAL TOP GUY

This. When we are talking about beings that are supposed to be primal evil, less is more when it comes down to dialogue. Why would beings like that even bother with constantly taunting some humans in a way that seems to be more fitting for a kids cartoon villain?

Even if nobody plays Diablo for its story, it still annoys me that they fucked up the atmosphere so completely. Really miss that brutal minimalism that explained well.

WHY DID HE TELL US THAT HE HAD A TUNNEL INTO THE BASE

I honestly think the worse offender was nonetheless Azmodan.
Sure, the coven bitch was corny as hell, but you could ignore her as a passing fancy of the writters.

Azmodan, though. It's like adding the missing big bad to the grand picture.
And it turns out he's mentally challenged.

>HA HA YOU WILL NEVER FIND ME
>You are right there.
>OKAY BUT YOU WILL NEVER KILL MY MINIONS! WEAKLING! DESPAIR!!
>I just did.
>LOL YOU ARE JUST FOOLING YOURSELF
>I am literally at your doorstep.
>DO YOU FEEL THE ANGUISH?!
>Just killed your girlfriend.
>YOU CANNOT RESIST
>I am killing you as we speak
>I AM DEAD, IF ONLY THIS COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED SOMEHOW

Yeah but when Zoltun asks if you have seen anything as cool as his laboratory the Barbarian says that he has seen the original Worldstone sanctuary
Well, according to the expansion we became some sort of demigod or something, it had a shitty sequel hook about what would happen if we turned against humanity and angels or something

Because you are a Nephilim, and naturally very foolish and unable to stop him.

*Ring Ring*
Yo Nephalem watchu doin'