THE ONLY THING I'LL BE RELEASING AT E3 IS A SWARM OF DEADLY BEES THAT WILL FUCKING MURDER THE AUDIENCE...

THE ONLY THING I'LL BE RELEASING AT E3 IS A SWARM OF DEADLY BEES THAT WILL FUCKING MURDER THE AUDIENCE, FINALLY LETTING ME TAKE OUT ALL MY RAGE FROM THE CONSTANT BARRAGE OF MORROWINDFAG COMMENTS

YOU ARE NOT TODD HOWARD, I AM THE REAL TODD HOWARD

Hey Todd settle down man

I'm Todd Howard, and you are too.

T-Todd-senpai I promise that once I get a new job the first thing I will buy is Skyrim remastered

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2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM

No. He's both of us.... together.

HWATS THIS? I SWARM OF DEADLY BEES RELEASED BY A TODDLER ARE ATTACKING THE AUDIENCE AT E3?

A LARGE INFLUX OF BEES OUGHTTA PUT A STOP TO THAT

>that kid who thought Toddposting was funny

Lets play IS IT BETHESDA OR CD PROJEKT RED
>Going to conventions and press events to promote a shitty Hearthstone knockoff.

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Your wallet will welcome us.

Knowing Todd it will be 5 bees and the rest are dlc.

That kids name... was Todd. and the rest is history.

AAAAAAA THIS SHITTY E3 CONFERENCE HAS ONLY BEEN MADE WORSE WITH THE ADDITION OF YET MORE BEES

>that kid who lied and implied Toddposting wasn't God's greatest gift to mankind

what are you saying chump?

You are dead kiddo

2015 called and they want their meme back.

Your steam library will be this big when I'm done with you

Toddposting didn't start until Fallout 4.

Nice try, but Dr. Bees was released in 2013

You actually gave me a laugh.
Todd really outdone himself this time.

Will Nicolas Cage be there?

Bullshit, "See that mountain you can climb it" was the zeitgeist of modern Toddposting.

i already have 104 games AND fallout 4 w/o the season pass (im low on money so).

>THE ONLY THING I'LL BE RELEASING AT E3 IS A SWARM OF DEADLY BEES
I find it hilarious.

>104 games

c'mon son

how many do YOU have?

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Not true. Also FO4 was revealed and released in 2015, so you're doubly stupid.

>tfw was about to call you a nerd but realize I have around the same amount
really fired up my neurons

How many of those have you actually beaten? Hell, how many of those have you even played?

>Todd
>Never becomes vice president of his company
>Dies a manlet virgin

not many

user, BUY MY GAME

How much of that is filler trash from bundles?

You'll pre-order Starfield, right?

>2017
>buying games
>not finishing them

Will it be as pretty as your eyes, Todd-sama?

>fallout 4 w/o the season pass
Start skipping meals to appease the Great Todd

What's a Sarfield?

Now I see where this is going.
I always knew this guy was a fucking psychopath.
Ever heard about his family? Me neither they are probably dead right now.
He owns your bodily fluids and he will reclaim his property.

why dont you like morrowind todd?

I don't want any of your shitty games Toddler.

>A SWARM OF DEADLY BEES

Only if you let me lick the sweat off your pecs and abs Todd Senpai

Drumph!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T-Todd calm down, I only pirated it to try it out! I'll buy it I promise!

DOHNAAARD BROOOOHMPF
IMPEACH NOOOOOOOOOOOW

You better be announcing it this E3 mother fucker.

Listen here shit for brains
I will tell you once, and only once
Sup Forums is my territory
If I see you here again I swear to go I'll go fucking rabid on you and give your font a brand new anus
Now, unless you're going to by Bethesda's fantastic products, I suggest you leave here now.

Lol, why

Why cant Sup Forums make good memes any more?

WE MUST GO EVEN FURTHER
BANKRUPT OBSIDIAN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

O U T W A R D
A P R I C O T S

Baneposting is the memeo-supremo. It's eternal and will never be topped.

The HELP meme is pretty funny.

Too political.

momposting is pretty good

STRUMPTHPFT MUST SUFFER

But aren't sundaes composed of multiple scoops?

where's my bonus Todd
you said there would be a bonus

>momposting

Excuse my new Faggotry, but what is this?

No, there can only be one.
I'm putting you down hombre
But before I do, buy my game.

Who would win?

Built my ass a wall with it after your you failed to meet the score deadline.

Fans see quality and they know that this was a quality use of that bonus money.

Very rare todd! Saving this one, thank you!

TOOT seems really focused and fast, but DDDD has his eyes everywhere and he's so massive he's intimidating.

D4. Dude looks swol as fuck.

DDDD probably cant aim for shit and is a retard toot is sure to win

remember when you were in sixth grade and every little shit made horrible jokes and insults about each others' mothers?
except now its ok because its totally ironic

Oh. I see, just never seen it called mom posting.

Probably because I was fucking your mother instead of reading the boards. Also I drank all your Mtn Dew son.

well hey you catch on quick
just like when I told your mom no teeth

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which one of you is the real Todd Howard?

why not?

Hey Todd when are you gonna make a game as good as New Vegas ?

i'd say at least 50-60 games

We all are

Uh, I am

Hey Todd, i think you got a wrong door.

t. triggered shillary

DON'T YOU EVER MENTION THAT GAME EVER AGAIN

>taxposting

>the best game in the fallout series wasn't even made by todd
You can't make this shit up

>Blocks your party

Doubly effective because she actually has dentures. Struck accidental gold user, well played.

TAKE THAT BACK YOU FUCKER

DELETE THIS NOW!

I don't understand Todd! You made Morrowind, it was the game of youre dreams, your baby! How can you despise it so?

Hey Todd!

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IM-PEACH ICE CREAM

Will it be using Gamebyro again?

"no"

We're Diamond Todds.

Shut up, diamond dong

kek