Caramel on suicide watch

caramel on suicide watch

gamespot.com/articles/death-stranding-will-not-be-at-e3/1100-6450618/

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He said same thing last year. Why are you falling for the same trick twice? Not to mention he's right, he isn't showing Death Stranding. He's showing Silent Hills and MGS5.

Caramel is a ban evading shitter who just pastes copypastas that were around before his time from the archives. Go back to readdit caramel attention seeking tripfaggot.

I made the copypasta to begin with without a trip you imbecilic baboon.

No he isn't lol

Wow.

Caramel is just a fucking loser who doesn't have anything to do in his life. He's just a sad pathetic little shit.

I've disagreed with you in the past but this tweet is strange.

Why is he going to be live at E3 if he's not there for the only game he's revealing.

I still disagree with you, but something is up.

let's make a bet then, motherfucker
if he doesn't show mgs5 or silent hills, you're buying me 10 games on steam
if he shows it, then i'm paying you one fucking grand

Haha no youre the newfag

>forgot the tweet

guess i'm that guy today

death stranding won't be there because silent hills will

Best things are for TGS only

stop posting any time

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Take your meds.

Do it Caramel honestly what do you have to lose?

>He said that last year
Hahaha no he didn't.
He didn't even say he was going to announce anything that year. There was no reason to believe he would announce anything given the short amount of time he had for it.

I like how Caramel has posted the exact same sentence in each thread about Death Stranding not being at E3.

who is caramel and why do i have to asume he knows more?

A schizo

Death Stranding will not be at E3 because they'll reveal that it's actually Silent Hills, and Silent Hills will be at E3

He spends about 20 hours a day on Sup Forums talking about Kojima conspiracies.

And you don't

I'm not interesting in vidya that I can pirate. I'm only interested in money.

Fuck off

searches his name on every forum and spergs about regurgitated conspiracy theories about MGSV that regular anons have posted for years. nothing he posts is his own. btw he gets triggered if you call him "he"

fuck this shit. fuck you caramel for getting my hopes up you imbecile piece of shit...

Kojima said the same thing last year. Why do you think he has a Geoff interview scheduled the day after Sony's conference? Why do you think TPP has an update scheduled halfway through Sony's conference?

He will drop the Silent Hills / MGS5 trailers during the conference, he cant afford to use up much of Sony's time because it's not the Kojima show, it's Sony's show. He'll use the follow-up interview with Geoff to explain the ruse to normies who don't get it.

No he won't

I'd be willing to bet 100$

is there a website we can do this fairly?

He won't do it because he's just a shitposter that should have been ip banned months ago.

New PythonSelkan vid is out boys


youtube.com/watch?v=QKRyzRyCC7M

I'm willing to do $2k. If there exists a website that can moderate the bet then link me.

I would also put up $100

go ahead. post proof that he said he wouldn't last year. We are all waiting

>it's a Caramel is literally illiterate episode

>There's a massive betting ring where its Sup Forums vs caramel

Heh that would be hilarious, someone needs to find a site that would moderate these bets

>mgs threads are forever tainted by MGSV and now, tripfag garbage

even worse, mgs threads were always tainted by mgs fanboys

That only means that Death Stranding will not be shown at E3, but Kojima himself is still participating and doing an interview, most likely still about Death Stranding, with Doritopope

D-death stranding want be at e3, b-because Silent Hill PT chapter 3 will be! It's all a ruse! Haha! Somebody give me attention!

Yeah what fucking cringe this tripfag shit is.

More horrible than that, Revengeance redditors are here to stay.

>be user
>be mildly autistic so its hard to make friends
>be a lonely kid
>discover video games
>get wrapped up in all sorts of make believe worlds
>always feel a little depressed when a good game ends and cruel reality comes back into focus
>use my free time to start imagining what happens when video games end
>create worlds of my own based on video games that persist long after the binary of the program ends
>start to enjoy my make believe worlds more than those presented to me
>at the same time, discover a place where other people discuss games anonymously
>realize my autism doesn't have to be the first thing people notice
>start to discuss other people's ideas about my favorite games
>realize with each conversation that my own ideas are more comfortable to me since i control them completely
>start ignoring other people's discussions and just share my own ideas
>some people say they like my ideas, fueling my own satisfaction
>realize i'm not alone anymore
>my ideas are the key to not feeling alone
>keep sharing my ideas singularly and - when interest wanes - even more forcefully and loudly before
>realize my more controversial ideas get more attention and thus sate the crushing despair longer
>lose myself in my stories, gobbling each response and fueling more bizarre stories
>realize the stories aren't my own anymore, but the product of a crazed and insatiable id
>give myself completely over to the theories because there is no longer me, just a beast that feeds on attention
>scared that if the beast doesn't eat responses, it might eat me
>scared i might taste like butterscotch

Anything could happen at E3

Why wouldn't he retweet a positive article about PT? Grasping at straws

IMO this means there won't be anything at E3, but probably a new hideotube episode featuring Geoff Keighley.

time to get dat ass banned

>and MGS5
lol showing a 2 year old game

>people feeling phantom pain so hard that they still think a "real" MGSV will be a thing
Truly a statement to how legendary MGSV turned out to be.

That's what Dungeons and Dragons is for dummy. Go grab some buds and play around in your worlds. Just don' get mad when they trash the place. Let their actions forever shape your world. It's so much better that way

>be anaon
>WoW addict since 2007
>eventually realise it's D&D with more people
>create my own world
>fucking wizard cult is trying to take over the world
>they blow up the major city and blame it on crazed elementals they summoned
>wizards banish them
>they are heroes
>ancient splinter order of wizards notices
>the leader of the mage cult is the character i played in my first d&d game
>the ancient wizards are the people i played with
>pour my thoughts and ideas into my character
>he becomes a monster by destroying the corrupt society by murdering the rich
>he's too scared to see it
>he think's he can cover it by killing anyone who speaks up against him
>he will eventually confront his old friends when my players end the campaign
>i have no idea what will happen
>I've spent 2 years writing about myself in an intricate story of weighing the good and bad, and choosing what's right or wrong
>Teach myself i'm a monster in the process

Boy oh boy dungens and durgens is fun

How would we split the money?

Rusefags and theoryfags are so mad that MGSV did not live up to the fan-fictions they wrote in their heads, that they think Kojima deliberately made the final game disappointing on purpose and that's he deliberately holding out on the real game.

It's pretty obvious with the way MGS3 was written that he didn't plan on making any more MGS prequels and the only way MGSV was by setting the events of that game in its own bubble.

Let us believe ONE LAST TIME in our favourite franchise.

The newest picture shows a spider web in form of a 5(!) point star. You can see a tunnel in it. A connecting "BRIDGE"

Don't trust the news.

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Uh guys? Playstation's twitter just tweeted this article when talking about DS not being at E3.

The article has a PythonSelkan video in it.

And we all know you can't spell "BRIDGE" without "[H]ID...E[O]"

HOW DEEP DOES IT GO???

KOJIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

There will be no Death Stranding because it doesn't exist. There is only Metal Gear Survive.

What if Caramel was actually Kojima playing us like a damn fiddle all this time ?

RUSE CRUISE NEVER ENDS

Put this user down for $100 as well

Hey that's not a Python video.

fake

THE SHILLING IS WORKING. KEEP SIGNAL BOOSTING PYTHONSELKAN

NEVER EVER

>but Kojima will

>making a thread for a tripfag

sage

twitter.com/OPM_UK/status/872562591641600000

Anyway, Playstation on twitter sharing an article about Kojima pissibly tricking us again, it may be something.

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We could just force Caramel to do stupid shit with the 2k?

PEACE DAY NEVER CAME

>Why is he going to be live at E3


Why does he just randomly visit video game development studios? why does he go to movie events? why is he always traveling?

Because the manlet moon-monkey fancies himself a celebrity and will go anywhere to have his ballsack caressed for his derivative and shallow fan-fic tier video games.

He's going there to be seen and fellated. Thats it.

Is there any way we can organize a bet where the loser is guaranteed to commit suicide?

SUICIDE STREAM CRAZY BOY

exchange fucking emails or steam id or whatever, and make a thread that proves of you agreed to it (pics included), both trips must be in thread. there's no other way to do it because this is not exactly a regulated thing. whoever loses, pays in some pre-agreed method- paypal, steam gifts, whatever.

if the person breaks the promise, he gets publicly shamed- unfortunately there is no reason to truly guarantee the bet without a 3rd party whom both of you trust.

What absolute bullshit.

Amnesia started it. this kojima fellating has to fucking stop.

God, I wanna cum inside her

wanna fuck

His latest obsession is talking with people who have been inspired by his works. Most of his (and his assistants) tweets and retweets are about how great he is. Geoff is flying him to e3 to get a an on-stage handjob by the Kong: Skull Island director for fucks sake.

Literally everything he has done for the past 20 years is just to show people how influential he is

Honestly, I'm finally with you. He's going to pull the trigger on this whole operation.

In his own words, "the development's in full swing."

Show me where he touched you.

never again

Post the pics.

>He's showing Silent Hills and MGS5.
Are you sure Caramel? ARE YOU SURE?

saw this somewhere else. it's basically confirmed now, right?

SHOW ME, user. IN ORDER TO MOVE ON AND RID YOURSELF OF THIS TOXIC HATRED, YOU MUST BE TRUE TO YOURSELF.

It's not just them, the whole world wants you dead.
You're a legend in the eyes of those who lives on the ruse cruise, that's why you have to handle this mission yourself. That's how Hideo would want it.
Sup Forums is a big place, I expect you become quite familiar with those tripcodes as you plan your next move. How and when you make it, well, that's up to you.

Now go! Let the legend come back to life!

Fake

old

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I cringed

Are you fucking retarded?

I dont know anything about mgs (apart from playing 1 on the ps and enjoying it) and i dont care for it either.

But god help me if i wouldnt want him to be right just so i can imagine you fags choking on your own cocks for being BTFO by a random autist.

KEK
I predict it will come out a month before the ps5 comes out

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