When you want to play vidya but you have a 100 word paper due tomorrow

>When you want to play vidya but you have a 100 word paper due tomorrow

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Lmao wait till you get to the big leagues kid, my paper is 250 words.

holy shit those have to take at least 3 weeks to finish

>He has never done a 3 page paper all by himself
Wow I already preordered CoD:WWII with the time I saved, mommy always let me use her credit card for games after I do a good work

100 words is, like, three decently-sized paragraphs. If you're in college, I want to know what kind of class is assigning 100-page papers, because that's some 6th grade shit.

100 words is a fucking joke.
>"Big leagues"
>250 words
user, please.

anything over 300 words is a novel, stop pulling shit out of your ass bro

Please tell me you aren't starting just now.

Oh look at you, Mr. "I can write 300 words papers"

Just copy paste this thread bro

>he thinks 250 words is easy

You must be like, a doctor or something.

I write around 1000 words on a regular basis, brainlet.

>being this dense
come on man

no you dont

>have to write a 200 word essay on our class trip
>after that we have to correct a classmates essay
just let me die...

Peer reviews were the worst shit back in school

>wacky reaction image
>when you x but y

kys you sheep

i havent been able to play vidya for 3 weeks because i'm too busy trying to pass my classes. i have become numb to the pain

Literally impossible

>have to write an ENTIRE half-page about an influential person

triple spaced font size 24, almost there. What now?

kys yourself faggot.

Can we please ban these threads?
its only triggering the first time

We are talking about school essays on a videogames/lgbt/brap/LOL board

>Final dish in culinary school due in the morning
>Haven't even picked a dish I want to do
>Kingdom Hearts 1.5+2.5 HD Remix for ps4 just came in through the mail

Fucking nice try, idiot. There aren't even though 1000 words in the english language.

Get free words by writing your name on top AND bottom.

Doesn't it make you feel...naughty?

>200 word essay
>not double spaced

Enjoy it now kid. Once you get to college it's a full page double spaced with size 20.

instant noodles then?

>People are arguing over 100 words in some shitty ass paper
>You just finished your master degree word document with the number of 30 000 words total

You are all little babies. Pussies. You don't know what the true pain is.

Kill me. Please.

Y-you mean 100 pages, right? Nobody can be this autistic to not write a fucking one hundred words on practically any subject in a coherent manner. What kind of manchild (or literal child) do you have to be? Set that fucking controller down, wipe off that Dorito dust of your shirt, take a fucking pen and write whatever dumb shit you need.
It's only one hundred words user. You entire ONE SENTENCE post took fifteen words. FIFTEEN! I bet it took 3 minutes to write with your fatass fingers. So that entire paper will take you 20 minutes, tops.
Motherfucker.

hownew.ru

>want to play vidya
>have to write a -100 word essay yesterday

what do i do bros

>he fell for the fucking bait

Oh yeah, I just finished a 6000000 million word book.
Seriously this is how dumb you sound.

>100 word paper
That's like 10 lines of text. Do you live in Brazil or some shitty country?

use reddit spacing. your prof probabaly uses it so he won't notice it

Start erasing then

Chill out faggot its a joke.

>open word
>hold down backspace for a while
>print the finished essay
easy

>this thread
how is this even possible, that meem was still common like a few months ago

>tfw 245 word paper due next week and can't stop baiting people on Sup Forums

Kill

Me

Please

well if you didn't receive those 100 words then it's not your problem now is it?

I think it's some form of advantgarde bait

>ph.D. dissertation due at midnight
>haven't even started

>just want to play ffx-2
>hardass math instructor assigns pic related

someone pls help

I think some posts in this thread are longer than that.

Nah these threads always manage to bait newfags, so I think that guy is genuine

>one syllable essay due in 3.578 billion years
>can't stop masturbating
send help

I'm not retarded, I just wanted to see if I can shit out a post that's exactly one hundred words long.

>Why didn't you just write you essay? Stop wasting time!

youtube.com/watch?v=XEcsohMKOe0

>Falling for the meta-bait
Literally laughing out loud rn

just copy paste the url into word and youre done

Here you go sweetie! Don't tell them mommy did it for you, ya hear?

Give me a few hours

what the fuck is this
your math teacher's a prick

How many layers of irony are we in now?

on the first one, how do you know its the top left?

Like, twenty-eleven my dude

literally wrong answer

How the fuck do you know which one to pick?
Fuck this is hard

I guarantee there is at least 5 people combing over every pixel of this image to find a mistake and call you out on it.

>he still manages to get the third one wrong

>1 sentence about what I did today due in 3 months
>did nothing all day
Im stressing out bros

>i-i w-was just pretending to be retarded!

>statistics exam next week
>did jack-shit and played P5 whole semester
Damn, time to start I guess. But I keep telling me that each fucking day "Yeah tomorrow I'll do it!".

dude that's nothing, I had to the title page today and list all the sources

almost died

Now you took it too far and it got boring

What in the flying fuck
>degree
>doc
Use LaTeX

s-sorry

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>when you want to play vidya but you have to defend your thesis in 12 hours

Delete this.

>tfw spent 3 hours doing uni stuff today
>tfw will probably have to invest the same amount of time again tomorrow

At least I can get drunk afterwards.

holy shit i didnt know we had people this smart on Sup Forums wtffff

are you a professor or seomthing

Never ever black and white fags

BETTER DEAD THAN RED

investing any time in uni that isnt playing cards/ sports/getting drunk is a literal waste of time, nobody will care about it at the end of the road

Just your average stay at home mommy who runs various cooking blogs and poopposts on Sup Forums on the side!

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>100 words
I would complain to the Dean. That's fucking ridiculous

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It was stuff I had to do in order to pass the classes.

you fucking piece of shit

god fucking dammit

Is this 5 levels of meta-bait?

>3 word essay due at heat death of the universe
>Still shitposting and not playing vidya
I'm going to drop out

>actually have to prepare 3 presentations and 2 reports for next week.
I hate this

Business Management?

>Need to do a Sql+C# project
>Deadline is in 2 days, haven't started yet
>"Okay, let's get to work!"

After 3 hours i can finally agree that Max Payne 3 is an excellent game.

>tfw you want to play videogames and there's nothing stopping you but the crushing guilt of leaching off of your parents and failing to make something out of yourself day after day

seriously

Wrong.

LOL

>10 words shitpost due right now
>Can't stop memeing

>when you start a joke with when
You're lucky I don't have any frogs on me, kid

Mate, just quantum tunnel when the Heat Deat occurs. You'll have plenty of time to finish while everyone else gets deleted from existence

is this

>want to play vidya but teacher gave me pic related as homework

>Mfw a friend of mine needs to write a 40,000 word paper for their research paper
I just want to play original sin 2 with them