What will you eat/drink while watching E3?

What will you eat/drink while watching E3?
>orange soda
>fish and chips, probably some ice cream

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Nothing but water cause I'm on a diet. Gained too much weight last year. I wish I could binge on stuff like I used to.

Tea because I'm not a fat manchild

Water and celery

I want to rape Satania

>fish and chips

It's called fries you un-American faggot

I want to be satania

I dunno, ramen maybe?

>tea

but you certainly are a pretentious faggot

Is there anything to be excited about if I'm not into triple A titles anymore?

As a fellow burger. fuck off. Chips sounds better.

faygo and cough syrup

no i'm not a juggalo what fucking year is it

>not air and sunlight

you fucking pig

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They always have 30 minutes of indie games

your anime pussy

Fuze iced tea/lemonade and pretzels. Maybe a cookies and cream Hershey bar. Haven't had one in a few months.

i will probably not watch it this year since it's just not been as fun recently

I dunno, Ubi might showcase some Indie shit

Bro, how are you ever gonna get mad gains? There's almost no protein in water, at least mix some creatine powder in it.

I dunno, probably nothing. My go-to snacks these days are rice cakes, carrots, and homemade chocolate. Drink either water, kombucha, or tea.

I'll just be drinking ginger ale. Not sure about what I'll be eating.
Probably some kind of casserole.

Either Corona or Modelo. Anyone got a good drinking game set up?

Satania, Satania!

You're right and I'm actually working out right now what a coincidence

Hoping they're not all just indie platformers with a ""twist""

Nothing because poor NEET.

>partaking in ramadan

Probably tea, if anything.

>Hey go get some snacks, perhaps a carbonated soda
t-thanks

My girlfriend's cock.

same

This thread is so fucking stupid I almost choked on my own saliva from laughing so hard.

Like why... Why would you even make this thread? Like holy fuck, bro.

vEGAN SMoothie.

C'mon, you can at least splurge on some M&Ms and a Dr. Pepper.

>coffee or tea
>lohikeitto

>not getting a 5 pound bag of rice for like 8 dollars and having food for 2 weeks
>not getting the discount meat at the grocery store and putting it in the freezer
>not using coupons to cut your average grocery bill in half
> not pirating the hams and buying them later only if you like them

Do you even know how to be poor?

>bro
opinion discarded

>almost choked on my own satania

I got this one where I drink when I'm thirsty like a normal human bean.

I'll be drinking MONSTER ENERGY™ with some chips, maybe DORITOS® Chilli Heatwave™.

I'll feed you

I'd rather spent my money on games.

this, but unironically

same here buddy, keep it up, you can do it.

ill be slamming seltzer waters

vegetable, fiber, banana, yogurt, waters

just had a worst shit of my life, constipation is a fucking bitch

I always have mountain dew and doritos during e3, it's almost tradition for me.

I just wait until e3 is over and watch the vidya trailers on youtube

There's always the one company that shits the bed and has a hilariously bad presentation. Which company shifts around all the time, but inevitably someone's gonna fuck up this year. Maybe laugh at that one.

If you're thirsty you're already dehydrated. Little fact for you.

>try ever other type of doritos
>they suck
> 15 fucking years later, I still love nacho cheese and cool ranch

I swear they put cocaine in that shit

th-thanks

Borscht

>watching e3
It used to be kind of fun, but now it's just the most disgusting corporate shilling show I've ever seen

I was actually being sincere, just poking fun at myself.

Who's it gonna be this year? I'm betting Microsoft

>In fact, drinking when you’re thirsty (sounds pretty basic, right?) is a pretty fail-proof method of staying hydrated, says Dr. Timothy Noakes, professor of exercise and sports science at the University of Cape Town in South Africa and author of Waterlogged. “You don’t tell your dog or your cat when to drink, they’ve got a thirst mechanism,” he tells HuffPost. “Why should it be that humans should be the unique animal in the world who have to be told when to drink?”

>He attributes this “you’re doing it wrong” attitude largely to the bottled-water and sports drink industries. “Commercialization and industrialization have told us that humans are weak,” he says, when in reality our ability to run in the heat helped us outsmart our ancient predators like lions and tigers, he says. “We should never have survived, and suddenly we’re told no one knows when to drink?”

>the most disgusting corporate shilling I've ever seen

So you're saying you've never even browsed Sup Forums then?

cool. that sounds rad

nice dubs, honestly I only watch it for the threads, it's an annual event I get to enjoy with Sup Forums. I made some pretty good OC last year for E3 people ended up liking

Hey, bub, you know the rules

But it's fun

Whatever's in the house, I guess. Ideally a nice sandwich, depending on the time of day; with a cup of coffee or something.

Not sure, probably energy drink in the morning and alcohol and chips/pretzels/etc in the evening.

U fucking wat m8

I did not know this. I will run it in the background then.

Same as user I need to lose weight as I'm in the process of enlisting so the lighter I am the more pull-ups I'll be able to do.

baguette army for those of you that may ask

cool, thanks, wettest of blankets.

Microsoft seems far to obvious at this point. I want to watch EA crash and burn.

More often than not it's Microsoft, yeah.

The few times Nintendo shits the bed they shit it HARD, though. Remember Wii Music?

>not getting a 20 lb bag of rice for $15
>freezing meat, ever
>not going to the grocery store when there's advertised sales in combination with coupons
>not downloading the hams from hambay with your neighbor's VPN and sharing the profits with them as hush pay

I could ask the same from you about being a poorfag.

>Sony's presentation is just a stream of Kung Pow and nothing else

Kek

Probably beer and habanero chips or something I guess.

that doesn't contradict my statement. It just means drinking only when feeling thirsty is fine.

But the dehydration process begins before thirst sets in.

it would seem they set up the presentation wrong, as a joke

>jelly beans, skittles
>mt. dew multiple flavors
>jack links beef jerky (peppered)
>probably gonna order a pizza
>cold burgers from mc donalds
>alcholic beverage is probably going to be bacardi 8yo brown rum

desu though because i know they won't show cyberpunk 2077 or death stranding my hype has kinda died down and i don't even know if i should buy all this stuff even though i was so excited for e3 this year

also yesterday i realized i'm a 28yo manchild NEET and i should find a job and i got a panic attack

>mfw excited for Microsoft press conference because I'm in a Rare alpha and I might actually be witnessed at E3 but I also have a feeling the conference itself will be Ubisoft-tier bad

God damn it user.

If I have company over for E3 I might order a pizza or something.

Golonka and Beer

order that pizza, if you're so great

I really wanna know what the hell Gregg's tweet was about. I'm excited, but I've prepared my anus for a total shitshow too.

at least you have good taste

Water. I don't like eating food in front of my computer.

Microsoft and Ubisoft are at least interesting failures

EA is fucking boring.

Nothing will ever top that. But these last few years haven't been the best for Nintendo.

Despite what the retards say, you don't "win" E3 with literally two games. I'm still pissed they just sorta announced Ever Oasis on whim with zero lead up

Carbonated water sprinkled with lemon juice and cheese

Post more Satania

True. Zelda was fun to watch and in the end I think it was a good game, but that was a very strange decision.

anime, not even once

Link? I didn't see it

We don't tolerate pedotoons on Sup Forums, sorry.

I actually haven't

Fair enough, but some of the highlights from last year I saw was just a stage show of shit I could not care about, most of it just shitty phone games and the like, over the years I've noticed it became less and less about the games and more about preforming a shit show on stage and talking about how their platform will not be compatible netflix

Showing off the games themselves even became more like a giant advertisement than any real gameplay

whatever floats your boat I suppose

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Tendies, Taquitos, Pizza, 7 layer dip combos, smores, Vodka+dew. hype is so fucking real

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Here you are.

you're in the minority user

I mean will be compatible*
I'm still interested in the announcements of games but those are never supplied with anything more than a short teaser giving no information, which isn't enough to have me watch the whole damn thing

I don't even care about the vidya from E3 since it's probably just fucking nothing, I'm just in it for the memes

Thanks, I generally avoid twitter

>Playing your meal to watch a livestream
What's it like being a megafat supervirgin?