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PLEASE BE REAL

GOTY

kek

Would we have trick carts? Like you cold swap between speed and utility. Have an edgy fast hunter motorcycle, but then it moves around a bit to become more kart like with utility/weapons to hit other players.

Tonight... Gehrman joins the race

kekky

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COULD THIS BE EVEN BETTER THAN KNACK 2?

*sigh*
I guess Sony won, again

kek

>Red Phantoms are players playing on the Reverse Tracks
>collecting more Insight can let you see shortcuts, but also causes more hazards in your course overall

Ah yes, a hunter is always a hunter, even in a race.

Keksimus

If this was real, how would Sup Forums react?
Would you buy it?

Keksimost

MASTA-PIECE BAYBEEEEE

Ahh, you were my kart all along.

they cant keep getting away with this

I would prefer a broader Kart Souls

Will the hunter be in the next all stars battle royale?

>Blue-shelling Gehrman on his wheelchair

Yes, dark souls has more characters overall, and bb has too much monsters and creatures that would really work in a kart.

Just go out and race a few tracks! It's for your own good. You know, it's just what racers do! You'll get used to it...

I would legit buy a Switch just for this.

WHERE DO I PUT MY MONEY

We are born of the track

Made men by the track

Undone by the track

Our tires are yet to inflate

Fear the old mud

Hello good racer. I am a doll, here in this dream to look after you.

I would buy a ps4 for it.

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Oh, a raysa, are ya? And an in the outside lane? What a mess you've been caught up in. And tonight, of all nights.

The more you post this, the more I am hyped for a game that will never happen and shouldn't happen.

May you find your worth in the third lap.

>Sup Forums shits all over MK8 and anything Nintendo
>this rumor pops up
>Sup Forums loves it and hopes it's real

what did they mean by this?

WOW it's like I'm in a reddit simulator, top tier lads, upboated

do you see anything saying nintendo in the OP, faggot?

>Origin?

>Kart

Go back to whatever shithole you came from.

>on this episode of user getting triggered over nothing

fucking lol

How in the hell would you roll roll attack?

How do you unlock the doll?

I fucking hate grinding the Cainhurst Castle track to get the Logarius Wheels.

I keep falling off the roof.

I hate ice tracks.

Compare, then go back

I FELL DOWN TODAY

>Diddy Kong Racing style bosses and single player
>single-use item drop weapons throughout course, melee ones for close range, guns for long range
>blood vial speed ups
>molotov cocktails as sort of oil slicks
It would actually work

"Fast Racer of the Track,
Have you seen the green light?
Are my Road Warriors the honorable drivers I hoped they would be?

>final lap on Cathedral Circuit, in 2nd place with a Crowsteel player ahead in 1st
>still have some homing quicksilver bullets from the insight box from the last lap
>go for the kill on the final straight
>he fucking Old-Hunter-Bone drifts out of the way of every single one
>honks his AWOOOOOOO Micolash horn as he's passing the finish line just to rub it in
FUCK THIS FUCKING EDGELORD WHY THE FUCK IS HE EVEN IN THE GAME

>slip off from the ice road
>get killed by the blood suckers again

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ahh, Kar... or some say, Karts... Do you hear our Engines?

>Mergot in a stroller
>Logarius' Kart wheels are Logarius' Wheels
>Micolash on an Amygdala head style Hamster wheel
>Witches of Hemwick are still losers

Mercedes, or some say... Mercedes-Benz

>playing Old Yarnham Curcuit
>maining my blades of mercy build
>drift past executioner like a madman
>hit an insight box and get cannon
>destroy the guy behind me and hear his cursing and everything
Where did it all go so right?

>a course should be left well alone

well, the word "kart" and all the people referencing mario kart in the thread?

sony nigs are the biggest fucking hypocrites on the planet

Racers falling all over the track....you'll be one of them sooner or later...

"May you find your worth in the racing world."
Bloodborne: The Fast and the Bloodiest

Have you ever had fun in your life. Do you understand the concept?

>speed boost

AWAY AWAY

Roadborne : The Old Racers

Oh I know very well. How the finish line beckons so sweetly

cart or some say kart

Hopefully I don't get in trouble for this, but I managed to sneak a picture of some work in progress. Sorry for the quality.

Three third places.

Doll waving the starting flag

8 playable characters
The Hunter
Micolash
Gascoigne
Maria
Alfred
Iosefka
Gehrman
Patches or Eileen

I never knew how much I needed this.

jesus christ that's fucking amazing

>not Kart Souls

>fucking Ludwig and and orphan as on disc DLC

it's ok when sony does it I guess

>reused assets with that lamp
Shit game/10

may the good boosts guide your way

wahoo

>Racing against Maria
>She's way ahead of me
>Suddenly she stops
>I keep going ahead of but suddenly her kart emits a huge explosion which knocks me off course and causes everyone else to catch up to me

fuck this game

>tfw this would make a very fun game but wont exist because its too out of left field

Ah, you were in my kart all along. My true transmission, my guiding gear stick...

An engine should be left alone

Lost it

how the fuck do you get racing against Blood starved Beast?

GAME OVER

YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

>I must take my lead

Report in, Crowsteel mains.

no bloody crow of cainhurst

or some say kekm

>Burial Blade powerup
>5 prey slaughtered

They need to nerf the range

THE BURNING RUBBER, OH IT SINGS TO ME

screw that, KartHammers represent!

>gets infinite lava trail powerup and speed boost halfway through the race

How is this fucking fair? Don't even get me started on the fire spit. Doesn't even fucking matter if he starts at last place, fucker always ends up finishing in Top 3

>used all my boost vials in the orphan race
>gotta go farm some boost
fuck this shit.

HEHEHEHEHE

>It's an Orphan rubberbands episode

Fuck him and his embryobile, they always do this with boss racers

Very well, let the echoes become your speed. Let me stand close, now, open your gas cap.

>Not Armored Souls

I do not own a PS4.
I hate souls games.

But I'd buy this is a fucking heartbeat.

who the fuck designs the Chalice tracks? Its like a mismatch of elements at random.

>Origin

>But then there was gas, and with it came disparity: slow and fast, car and cycle, winers and losers
>And from the amateur rank they came and found the lords engine within the gas

Such a minor character

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Yharnam is the home of go-kart ministration. You need only reach the finish line. But, where's a racer like you to begin, eh?
Easy, with a little kart of your own...

Why? What's the appeal if you don't play souls games? The novelty would be lost on you, just like this thread. Would you simply bu it to ride le epic meme train? Fuck off.

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