Would you go to a Nintendo theme park?/

would you go to a Nintendo theme park?/

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if i was going there anyways i would

otherwise its just gay desu

>Would you willingly go to Autism World?

Fuck no.

Why would you go to an amusement park that only has kid rides? I'm being serious, I play Nintendo games but a theme park would almost exclusively be directed towards kids.

>super nintendo world
>is not about the super nintendo

>Super Nintendo World
>Nothing but Mario

EVERY TIME

Universal sucks

Harry Potter world was a let down desu

yo wtf it changed "a f" to desu... thats gay a f

Obligatory theme park post

Yes
Yes

You already come here every day

so
where's the Not Mario stuff

Can someone tell me the appeal of theme parks? like how is it fun going to a place where you have to waitin in line for 1-2 hours 5-6 times a day

This, like 80% of the rides at universal are those dumb screen movie rides

why disney why...

what

>Super Nintendo world
>only shows Mario

What a waste of potential.

Would be cool as shit if they had a 3D World themed adventure course like the picture.

That's only if you go during the worst times of year.

Disneyland was maybe a 20 minute wait at most for the hottest rides.

>completely empty nature preserve
>except every time you pick up a rock a concealed speaker plays YAHAHA

Reminder that they repurposed the California Adventure HT, not the original.

It would be like Disney World. Despite having a lot of the rides being sort of kiddy, it's all about the atmosphere and I'm sure there would be some really cool shows to watch too.

>Mario, Yoshi, Donkey Kong are their most iconic characters
>Japan doesn't care about Zelda
>Kirby is HAL
>Pokemon is GameFreak/TPC

I could see Animal Crossing and Pikmin stuff though

Don't go during peak times, AKA, Summer/Holidays.

Also fast passes and single rider lines exist for a reason. And stop being an antisocial piece of shit, have fun with your friends/family while waiting or make friends with people near you. It's part of the experience.

Is it absolute necessary to know japanese if I want to visit Japan? Or is english enough?

>only commiefornia fags are fucked out of a good ride
whats the problem here

You think the parks will have different attractions depending on the region?

Thankfully the ones in Orlando and Paris have remained untouched.

Tokyo DisneySea's version has the best exterior

You seem like an expert. How crazy are amusement parks during autumn?

So I just google translated this page: usj.co.jp/nintendo/

>"SUPER NINTENDO WORLD ™" reproducing the world of Nintendo's popular characters and games,
>It will be the first time in the world to universal studio Japan Japan.
>"SUPER NINTENDO WORLD ™" has become a huge complex area of two layers with multiple attractions, shops, restaurants, etc. That "Mario Kart" also includes the creativity of Universal Studios, which has delivered numerous entertainment to the world, >Using the world's most advanced technology , it will appear as an attraction that overturns the common sense of theme parks

>Just entering the world of Nintendo games with body, we will deliver a park experience that can passion.

A Rainbow Road dark coaster ride would be neat.

>tfw go to Disney Land last year
>tfw Epcot
>hang around the Japan section at the world fair thing where they have all the countries and shit
>get something to eat
>qtpie japanese girl at the cash register
>ask her if she's from tokyo, waiting for her to say yes so I can tell her how tokyo is a beautiful place
>she says no
>spill spagetti because that wasn't the reaction I was looking for
>walk away
>spend the rest of the day in Germany drinking beer

I could see a bit more Zelda in the US ones

Sounds like a pretty good day

BING BING WAHOO

It'd be cool if that one Japanese Kirby shop was in the theme park.

I almost lost my fingers on the florida version so fuck that dogshit ride.

>It's advertised as fun for everyone
>All the rides are catered exclusively for children
>If you're taller than the 1m marker you can't ride
>All the adult Nintendo fans around you call you entitled for asking why there aren't rides for people older than 12

It shouldn't be too bad, especially since that's the time schools go back in session.

It really depends what amusement park. If they have special Halloween events going on, more than likely it'll be somewhat crowded. Safe bet is to go during a weekday when everyone is at work or school.

no

>they couldn't even get Martinet to record new lines
Come on now
I'd rather go to Autism World than Nintendo World

t. never been to an amusement park before

>Be Asian American
>Family moved here in the 1800s
>People constantly ask me "Where are you from?"
>America
>"No where are you REALLY from?"
>America
>"No where were your parents born?"
>America
>"I mean your grandparents?"
>America

>Nintendo land isnt coming to Orlando

Why the fuck does universal only give the good rides to their japanese audience. The orlando one hasnt had an original update in years. They still have a lot of old rides


However im contradicting myself because I fucking loved the mummy ride. Favorite ride in orlando anons?

Orlando is probably going to be getting more than one land. Japan and LA can't handle more than one and also Universal likes to focus on one IP per land normally.

Of course I've been to this fictional theme park idea I'm shitposting about

I wouldn't go to any theme park. I'm scared of being in public.

>If you're taller than the 1m marker you can't ride
No theme park ever does this, the rides are made so that parents can be next to their brats at all time.

Even the old ass Dumbo Ride in Disneyland is made two adults.

>Universal likes to focus on one IP per land normally
This. But everyone ITT will just shitpost anyway.

It is, just later. We're getting more too.

>Favorite ride in orlando anons?

The Hulk ride is pretty great.

also, The Simpsons Ride.

Fast-passes exist now, in fact Universal Studios has a $100 all-day pass that lets you skip big lines in almost everything and makes them 10 minute waits at most. Disney has fast-passes (more like reservations for rides at certain times) and if you get in early in the morning you can ride a lot of shit with very limited lines. I had a great time at Disney a few years ago because my sister is an expert at planning reservations and a daily schedule, I guess if not for that the whole thing would've been a lot worse.

Instead of getting offended for no reason, you could just tell the person.

>go to super nintendo world
>teenage employee tells you to hit your head on a foam question block
>you buy food shaped like power-ups for $8
>mario is there
>it starts raining
never in a million years

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The queue always gives me chills, I will never understand how 6 year old girls manage to go the ride calm as fuck

>Super Nintendo World
>No Super Nintendos anywhere

Fuck. Missed my opportunity to go on the hulk ride.

Wasnt the Simpsons ride just taking the old futurama ride and rebranding it essentially. Also that transformers ride just felt like a knock off of the spierman ride.

>Born in Chile
>Travel to Chicago for a week
>Everyone thinks I'm American. I don't get many of their jokes, an old man starts to talk about American politics with me

I guess I was lucky I don't look like a spic

Im not offended, Im just annoyed they always tiptoe around the question without directly asking me what they mean. Either that or they can't comprehend that someone who isn't whites family has been in the US for hundreds of years.

One day they'll make a cure for your autism. For now the only thing you should be prescribed is a rope.

>tfw work at theme park

Seriously niggas it's one of the best jobs. Pay is shit, but you get free admission into the park whenever you want and god damn there's thousands of babes every day looking to have a good time because they're on vacation

>t. Chad

>Mario Rollercoaster
>Sudden malfunction in the middle of the ride
>Every passenger dies
>Nobody really gives a fuck
>No lawsuits
>People still wait in line for their turn because It's ok when nintendo does it

>went to Disneyland
>asked a girl out
>drank beer
I'm not seeing how this is a bad day. You gave it your best shot, and you probably played it off a lot better than you think you did. I guarantee you that the fact that you tried striking up a conversation puts you above 80% of other men. I would've been too pussy to do that.
Went a few years back, The Hulk, The Mummy, and Dueling Dragons are really the only ones worth a shit. Still don't know why they have Marvel rides there though, considering Disney owns Marvel now.
The Harry Potter ones were pretty neat too, but I was never a fan of the books so it was probably wasted on me.

word filters are gay af

You have to go back.

>go on the mummy ride
>Brendan Frasier shows up at the end
JUST

>he doesnt think Nintendo would have special rules while fans praise them for "doing their own thing instead of copying others"

thoughts?

Always annoyed me that they used those Lightning Effects. Classic Twilight Zone didn't have special effects like that.

Otherwise it's a sweet ride with a ton of great details specially made for Hardcore TZ fans.

You could still just answer instead of making it awkward.
It's also not a lack of comprehension, just uncommon.

People tiptoe around the question so much because nine times out of ten Asians chimp out whenever you dare ask where country they or their family originate from. You're gonna have to cut them some slack.

Well what are you then fuckwad. Just tell them you're of Chinese or Japanese or whatever descent to shut them up. And your family has remained purely Asian for that long?

Story?

>Only Mario featured
Figures it was going to be shit like that. They could at least have put in some Zelda or Kirby shit to mix it up a bit, but nope, only Mario seems relevant enough for a Nintendo themed section of a theme park. I mean I know Mario is their flagship franchise, but come the fuck on, this is the equavilent of going to Disneyworld and everything focusing on Mickey Mouse and nothing else.

Remind me when it's more than just Mario everywhere.

>went to epcot last year
>see this
>reeeeee internally

Any celebration of Moe?

So are they going to put this shit in Orlando?

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If you knew the follow up questions you get then you'd avoid answering too.

>Wow do you know Karate/Ju Jitsu/Martial Arts?
>Do you own a Katana/Random Japanese item?
>Speak Asian for me!
>Whats your favorite Anime?
>Can you tell Asians apart?
>Do you see less because your eyes are squinted?

Yeah, it'll be coming after Japan is a testdrive.

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>Comfy Brendan theming will be replaced by nuMummy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Since the 1970s, an all-pervasive form of cultural cuteness entitled kawaisa (可愛さ) has crept up to become a prominent aspect of Japanese popular culture, entertainment, clothing, food, toys, personal appearance, behavior, iconography and mannerisms. Kawaisa is deeply embedded in contemporary Japanese culture (so much so it even has a nickname, "The Cult of Cute") and is used in a vast array of situations and demographics. Even in cases where, in other cultures, it would be considered incongruously juvenile or frivolous (public service warnings, office environments, commercial airlines, government publications — even military advertisements). Many companies use cute mascots to present their wares and services to the public from big business to corner markets and national government, ward and town offices. Foreign observers can find this cuteness odd because of their own cultural aversions to it and a somewhat outdated perception of the Japanese as stoic and no-nonsense people. Tomoyuki Sugiyama, author of "Cool Japan", believes that "cuteness" is rooted in Japan's harmony-loving culture, and Nobuyoshi Kurita, a sociology professor at Musashi University in Tokyo, has stated that "cute" is a "magic term" that encompasses everything that's acceptable and desirable in Japan.

from TVTropes

STOP

Who was in the wrong here?

What shithole do you live in. I've never gotten those questions.

I unironically want that Precure toilet paper

>Get to know a few of the most popular.
Who did they show? I assume it was super normal shit like Pikachu and Hello Kitty, right?

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I would ratherf play a game that looks like that pic. Seriouly I would buy a Switch for that but they only make big 3D adventure games for Zelda

>best rides in Orlando are in fucking Sea World
IS UNIVERSAL EVEN FUCKING TRYING?

Yeah. It was all Pikachu, Hatsune Miku, Hello Kitty and Studio Ghibli stuff.

They had Kyary Pamyu Pamyu's outift on display too

Yea, I wouldnt mind wiping my ass with kirara

I wish I had a bidet.

No. It will just be the average kiddie section of a theme park with a Mario theme.

Disney tends to only hire fresh boat-people for Epcot though. Also kill yourself for writing your fake victim trash, faggot.

Magic Kingdom > Animal Kingdom > Hollywood Studios > Epcot

I think we can all agree on this.

DELETE THIS

>fake victim trash
>nobody ever asks about heritage in a country obsessed with heritages down to the percentages

>Pikachu, Hatsune Miku, Hello Kitty and Studio Ghibli stuff
Not surprised. Doesn't Disney own Studio Ghibli or something?
>Animal Kingdom above anything
Nope

Why the fuck is the western world so against bidets

I'm tired of having to wipe my own ass when these gooks get to use one every day because it's the norm now