Why arent you playing overwatch

Why arent you playing overwatch

It's boring.

It's unbalanced

>FPS; hobby-grade coop campaign; genre-blended, multi-mode competitive e-sports; meta-growth, choice + epic
>boring

yeah, sure thing buddy. keep dreaming. did you keep the receipt?

got boring after reaching GM

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Because I only enjoy casual, story driven games nowadays. I do absolutely love Pharah but I just can't be arsed playing competitive games anymore.

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Your shill devision didn't sent me the key so i could play it >:(

Is double XP live now?

i'm not underage

>change pick please
>no, you change
fuck both of these guys

I will soon. I'm ready for the double xp.

What campaign?

i tried the demo they had on psn and i get why people like it, i immediately went to masturbate over sfm of mercy, for example. but it's just a bunch of bright colors and jumping around, reminded me of those indoor jungle gyms for toddlers, only with cum dolls.

>indoor jungle gyms for toddlers, only with cum dolls
money can't buy happiness

but fuck, if that's the closest we'll ever get, I'm fucking down with that.

Well todd its because im playing other games. Mindlessly shooting other people gets boring after 20 seconds in an arena shooter. In fact arena shooters are extremely boring and boringwatch fits that bill.

Because I am sitting in the toilet at work right now.

Gotta earn some $ so I can gamble on some loot boxes.

wanted to wait until they balance the game and stop making big changes to heroes every other week but they haven't stopped

>low skill ceiling, the checkers of FPS
>community is pretty much assfaggots tier

Rather just play csgo.

Some 14 year old girl will message me to play ranked, then get mad when I refuse

I play CS:GO instead.

Because I'm still playing last generations babbys 1st shooter

it's judeo-masonic propaganda that should be burnt to the ground

this. bought it on offer. its fucking team fortress sjw no blood and nice language edition.. the fuck

so basically you're a retard.

t. ex pro 1.6 and Source player.

Because it's unskilled streamer bait trash. But hey, have fun with your transgenderfluidbinary characters.

Atleast the Russians in OW are not retarded all the time.

Which character is transgendered?

Oh god please say Mercy my dick is diamonds.

will you be my gf (female)

maybe he's thinking of the russian dyke

Because i can watch porn of this for free. Why pay for borning game if its only redeeming feature is free?

Mercy is full package

I'm playing Battleborn instead.

nigga how do you play solo?

Im sick of autists who think theyre good

Get good

Sounds like yor trying to hate it. Sup Forums will think your a fag either way user

I hate every single person playing it

Because I got placed in high Gold and every game since placements have been total shit with people quitting or whining. Surely at this rank people are playing classes they enjoy but actually playing to win, right? Why the fuck are they trying to run dive comp if they can't even coordinate?

Walkspeed for most characters is painfully slow and I don't enjoy the "last 5 seconds! Time to spam all those ults to postpone defeat for a few more minutes" part of matches.
I prefer both teams being on equal footing without any get out of jail free cards.

Double xp this weekend bois

It's slow. I quit.

How are the Australian servers?

Just did, going to bed

i get 20-30ms

>holy shit
>it has multiple gamemodes?!??
>thats insane and definitely noteworthy!!!!!

Because you're not nerfed into the ground, Pharah. Even in GM you and your healslut make the games revolve around you, too tired to deal with that.

I just bought it but I'm actually having too much fun playing far cry 4. I'll play it when I'm done with it and my exams.

Typical OW game:
>pick character I want to play
>someone usually gets upset that there isn't a healer
>constantly whining in the chat for someone to switch
>no one budges
>lose

or

>wait to pick character
>want to round out the team comp
>instalock genji/hanzo/widow team
>would much prefer to play a character I would enjoy
>can't because no one will play healer
>pick Zenyatta because he's my favorite healer
>team is upset
>tell them to change if they want said character
>no one will
>want to win, so swap to Mercy
>someone bitches that Mercy doesn't have her heal rod up their ass all the time
>lose because no one will bend when their snipers and squishy dps aren't handling the enemy team's 3 tank 2 healer push

I fucking hate Mexicans in this game.
Build firewall.

I have a solution
remove healers entirely from the game

I am though. Slowly carrying my ass to diamond with Orisa's help.
>gold damage
>gold elims
>gold point time

I already got my weeklies, It plays like shit, and TF2 in its current state is still a more enjoyable game.

Mostly this. Would play it from time to time if it were free-to-play, mostly for a little bit, then I'd turn it off and fap to the OW porn.

>3 tank 2 healer push

Oh yea, that sounds like a really fun shooter.

there's some blood but it's barely noticable, like when you get stunned in junkrat's trap.

Probably the best idea, that way no one can bitch when they don't have one.

It isn't, but for some reason it's very popular.
Unfortunately my favorite online shooters are dying or almost dead and OW has a large playerbase so I can find a match at any time of the day.

Because the superior original is already frevfefe

Play Dirty Bomb

do you go into a pixar movie expecting blood and gore?

Bad maps
Boring gameplay
Terrible music
Long wait times for matches to start
Awful community
No balance

>team fortress
>sjw
>no blood
Gotta love Sup Forumstards pretending they've played the game they shit on. Every time.

do they actually confirm that zarya is gay in overwatch canon? i only heard about tracer being a carpet muncher.

yes, my dick got hard when dory got a nosebleed in finding nemo.

no

I got suspended because of my internet being a shit

Because it's a paid, FPS version of League of Legends. Literally, OW threads are serious versions of the ironic LoL threads we use to have before OW came out. Literally the exact same threads except people are legitimately playing this game seriously.

I have no money and don't play games that are considered popular by sheeple.

I thought being a hipster faggot was kind of going out of style.

Or is it back in style because it's going out of style.

My head hurts.

did someone say league

It's always in style on Sup Forums.

Because I'm about to jerk off.

Fuck you. League is fun. Xayah for life.

But user, I am.

Dumbest post of the year right here.

I'm tired of losing.

it's shit and it's fanbase is shit

>it is fanbase
Good work

This

Because I just like to play around in training mode and see everyone's different moves

Not really. it's fine if you can't see it, but unless you want to actually prove me wrong I wouldn't lead with defending either game.

>too much of a shitter to play anyone but Reinhardt
>someone picks him
>"We need more damage, pick McCree user!"

P-please no

-I find the fun appeal to last extremely short. 2-3 matches and after that, I'm bored as hell. It's possible that on the middle of those matches, I find myself wanting to quit just to play another game.
-Most or even all of the map design is bad. It feels tighter than a 1 year old.
-The characters doesn't feel that fun to use. I enjoyed using like 2-4 characters and even then they barely reached the fun meter.
-I'm not engaged with the gameplay. It feels dull.
-It feels near impossible to change the tide of battle without using ULTs. A single ULT fired without that much effort can change the winning chance of a team from 1% to more than 80% in a bad way.
-I don't like how you have to wait for some shit just to swap roles and even then, it's possible that both teams won't swap roles at all. It's not like in Paladins and TF2 in which when a round ends, it doesn't take forever just to swap sides and it doesn't have the possibility to end the match immediately, allowing players to experience the game mode fully and not making them have to waste more time waiting.

Overall, I don't find the game to be worth investing for a long period of time. The price tag still bothers me to this day. It's $40 price tag and especially the $60 edition isn't worth it for me.

Because of the stupid forced 50% winrate, because games too reliant on team over individual skill, because you get reported for trash talking, because whichever team has the better mercy rez wins, and because ur a faggot.

Borrowed a account from a friend who had it played it for 10 hours or so solo and with a group of friends just didn't click in that time, the first 2 hours were fun but the rest was rather boring decided not to get it after that.

Sup Forums always likes to defend "trash talk" but usually it's just people calling their team mates retards and to kill themselves.

Whatever, less manchildren in my games the better.

It puts me to sleep and the fanbase is autistic as fuck swarming with tumblrfags, redditards and SJWs.

the s is silent

>every gun feels weak
>the inclusion of multiple tanks and healers makes guns feel even weaker
>the soft counters make a lot of deaths feel less like "I got outplayed" and more like "they had the right character, so they won".
>maps are dull and don't offer much for creative or smart plays
>trying to win 1v3 fights is nearly impossible unless you have multiple advantages

Also it's fairly boring. Not a bad game, but it sucks as a comp game, which kills its longevity.

Overwatch, more like Overrated.

Bullshit.

>tfw finally uninstalled it yesterday after dealing with nonstop griefers and throwers since friends moved on to other games
Damn it feels good to be done with this overrated pile of shit. One of the worst communities I've ever dealt with. Is League this bad or worse?

I am taking a break until the cancerous flanker meta is over. I am tired of Winston Dva Tracer Genji Phara every game and there being absolutely no counter to it other than also running full dive comp.

Season 1 and 2 were so much fun, why did they have to fuck the balance afterwards?

I don't play SJWtrash.

>hiding behind tank shield and shooting at another tank shield is so fun

get fucked, actually having fights with dive is way better than a race to pop the other teams shield first

>faggots still in tears over there being a gay character
kek

>>>hiding behind tank shield and shooting at another tank shield is so fun

That was season 3.

I said I wanted S1 and S2 back.

My xbox has a fucked disc tray and I bought it on xbox.

Pick Reaper and say edgy lines over chat.

>because games too reliant on team over individual skill

This is probably my number 1 issue with the game. I brought this up with some friends and they just replied with "umm yeah, it's a team game". One reason I'll always pick Siege over OW is that a single player in Siege can accomplish a ton. that and Siege has more depth

Shittalking your own team when you actually want to win is a retarded thing to do. Unless you're throwing, don't shittalk your own team mid game.

> nonstop griefers and throwers

It's always hilarious when somebody makes this complaint because it's undeniable proof that they are incredibly bad at the game and probably retarded. You don't get matched up with griefers and leavers unless you have a really shitty MMR. If you don't suck then even in quickplay you'll get matched up with competent team mates and no griefers. Worst you need to deal with is that nobody will ever play healer