Why do gamers love Hot Pockets so much?
Whenever I play online, someone always has to "brb hot pockets are done". And then when they come back they always moan very sexually over the mic as they consume the pocket.
I don't get it. What makes them the ideal gamer snack?
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Have you tried one? They are a true delight my friend. Simple, fast, and elegant. Absolutely delicious. Mmmm mm
Delicious piping hot meal, with exceptional taste for only $2.
>not posting best flavor
For me, its the pepperoni pizza flavored pockets. The best hot pocket brand sandwich.
Philly steak is one of the worst Hot Pockets flavors.
It is very hot,thick and looks phallic.
Masturbate to them moaning and make sure to let them hear it. That will stop them
Because MOST varieties more than just edible, they don't require any cooking skill, and most importantly of all they are extremely cheap and can be bought with your autism bucks.
ITT: americans talking about their nu-food
Calzones are italian tho
shrekt XD
then why didn't you post it?
Superior snack coming through
why do pic related love them so much?
>americans
Enjoy your kebab eurofags
disgusting
Hot Pockets are a meal.
Not everyone. 10 minutes after I eat one, wet shit starts running down my leg.
gamer fuel thread?
well Pizzaroll or Bagel bites Sup Forums?
>4.5$ american
go fuck yourself, i don't spend that much in a week on food
>love hot pockets growing up
>midway through a sausage, egg, and cheese hot pocket while watching Ghost Ship
>scene where everyone on board gets sliced in half
>lose appetite, forever lose appetite for hot pockets
How do you even have internet?
Learn how to eat, fatass nigger.
*scratches the roof of your mouth and burns your tongue*
Eat what, a slice of bread celery stick and toilet water?
Not posting the superior gamer snacks for energy
Honestly, you may as well buy a simple bag of trail mix for energy
Never tried one
OP pic looks delicious though
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>*scratches the roof of your mouth and burns your tongue*
Thats not capn crunch.
When I went to America I tried all these food. They're shit. They don't even taste good. Hershey's chocolate is shit as well (Cadbury for life)
America is ass backwards as well
>Eating at restaurant
>finish meal
>leave money on table and leave
They dont even fucking check. I could have left $1 and they couldnt do shit
another one
>go to get gas
>pull up to pump
>gas aint leaving the dispenser
>have to actually PHYSICALLY go into the gas station and tell them how much gas I need
>cars dont even say
>shitty imperial system too
>if I buy too fuck sorry fucker no refunds
>go back out and pump gas
god dammit it is such a shit country.
TOTINOS TOTINOS HOW DID YOU KNOW
>tfw Captain Crunch is still your favorite cereal
youtu.be
>mfw this fat fuck died last year
Move aside plebs. Patrician coming through.
>calling it gas instead of petrol
Stop pretending you aren't American.
>gamer fuel/snack/food
What the fuck does this even mean? Why do you fatasses need to define the food you eat through your hobby?
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>kebab is bad
Because they're manchild that can't cook for shit.
Kebab sandwiches taste fucking good m8, it's the one upside of muslim immigration.
>perfect size for kids
you literally have a child's taste
They're all the same manchild?
Unrelated question, but since you americans are probably experts on this I might as well ask. McDonald's has recently introduced the Sausage/Bacon McMuffin here and I wanted to know if it's decent or not
>trans fat
No thanks.
>all that heavy breathing
How do fatties live?
I don't like mcdonalds' sausage. Tastes too minty.
God I LOVE being overweight FUCK
stick with biscuits, ive never had a good mcmuffin before. then again the one i go to is staffed by crackhead niggers who manage to burn the muffin to a perfect solid black edge.
how fucking unexpected
>that feel german and no pizza rolls or american frozen fastfood
>he hasn't tasted these
lamo
Since here McDonald's is forced to use local meat, I noticed the quality is slightly higher than when I went to the US. Is the egg/sausage/cheese combo tasty at least?
That seems more like an issue with your local McDonald's than the chain itself, though.
Source?
McMuffins are probably the best thing McDonalds has.
Ane Naru Mono
There's both h-manga and regular manga adaption. The image is from the h-manga.
This video unironically forced me to lose 40 lbs when I was a freshman in HS. I owe the fatso the world
holy fuck. i havent had/seen these in years, i used to love them as a kid.
are you chinese, perchance?
you spend less than 4 dollars a week on food?
Because gamers are like machines and machines need fuel.
>this stockholm syndrome
>People will pay a massive markup for ordinary cashews just because it says "gamer" on it.
Here in Congo, food is grown. We spend money on salt and sometimes we buying flour
The philly steak are good
Can't tell if you're trolling but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.
>Lol, restaurants are stupid because they don't make sure you pay the right amount
>But gas stations do and that's also the worst
And, yes, you do get your change back if you pay too much.
You seem to think we couldn't just download the recipe and keep the fuckers out
Dont fucking reply to me
OOPS ALL BERRIES NIGGA
Are you sure that wasn't just the tip, idiot?
>complains about measurement system
>doesn't know how much gas his own car needs
No wonder you cucks rely so much on government.
>be european
>get run over and stabbed
Niggers tongue my anis
I'll eat any of them honestly.
>be american
>get shot
>giving nestle money
Only if your black or in school
>hot pocket is done
>its too hot so i can only bite little pieces of the bread off
>become impatient and bite directly into it
>suffer fourth degree burns
>chew and swallow painfully
>decide its too hot and put it down to cool off
>pick it up to eat after hospital visit
>absolute zero
a lot of gamers are kids, teens
they can't cook or are bad at it
they like pizza
and like quick to make snacks as theyre impatient as well
I agree that $4.50 is a lot of money for shitty novelty junk food but you probably can't get by on $4 a week in America unless you have access to a large enough yard to plant your own shit.
Thanks.
About to head out for some taco bell breakfast, it's so underrated
Or in church. Or at a gay club. Or in a movie theater. Or outside your house. Or in it.
>He doesn't eat bad shit and exercise
lmao
Someone redpill me on Soylent
Aren't Cashews nuts or have I been lied to?
>tags: skin indentation
>Cashews of Chaos
Hot pockets isn't too bad. The crust is garbage though. It's like trying to eat a piece of wood. The croissant based ones are better I suppose.
>American "food"
It's bad for you
>Fat
>Decide to not be fat anymore and start watching what I eat
>Can't eat Hot Pockets or drink Mountain Dew anymore
Sigh.
Dropping 30lbs had been great and all, but god damn I just want to stuff my face with some fucking garbage food.
My favorite flavor is ham and cheese.
Term for retard childrens.
you can eat that stuff just eat less calories than you burn
example: exercise
Pizza rolls
HABBENG FUNG??? ENDOY YOOR BANG
My nigga
>As a european i love muslim cum and indian shit in my food
>not sticking your dick in a luke warm hot pocket.
>UK
>europe
lel
looks like a shitty version of european varieties of salami.
The fuck is a hot pocket? Is it like a sausage roll?
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