What are some games with cute sneks?
What are some games with cute sneks?
Banjo Kazoozoo
MH4U
Snake Pass. Limp noodle based platforming, nice aesthetic.
ara ara old snake
I hate these snake posters on Sup Forums.
Trying to trick the young and stupid.
Senran Kagura
No!
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That person lost a finger.
Viva piƱata
Fuck those little lumpfaced tardnoodles
I like my snakes slithery and pointy.
Lies
Snakes are dangerous creatures and kill all and everything.
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Get stepped on, fags.
Definitely Snake Pass. Noodle is adorable.
I think this is an obvious entry.
I want to kiss a snek
all of them
Comfy snek game
youtube.com
>Passssssss the controller, bro.
Why would anyone have a snake for a pet instead of a cute fuzzy spider? Look how cute and furry he is, you just wanna cuddle him.
no
I actually want a tarantula one day too.
I would rather put a bullet in my brain then ever let a spider touch me.
The XCOM2 Expansion
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What
Shit, when was this announced? inb4 it's a cosmetic pack a-la Anarchy Children 2.0
Aww, surely you don't mean that user.
That thing has legs. It's a false prophet.
I do. Fuck them.
Doin a heckin cute
Awwww.
It's fake
Spiderposters get out.
You seem to have forgotten to disable your trip from a previous thread. Please disable it as there is no reason for you to have one on this anonymous image board
Wrong picture dickhead, that's Pliskin.
Mantis posters get in
Spiders and Snakes are alright, but you've all forgotten the comfiest animal that mother nature has given us.
mantises a cute
Spiders are cute. CUTE!
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Fucking spider posters.
Argh! Snake, a snake!
Snaaake! A snaaaake, oooh its a snake!
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human posters should be banned
Oh goddammit
2005 called, they want their meme back.
REptiles are cool looking but they are dumb and dont feel emotions.
So dogos are the best in this regard.
What are some games with cute snacks?
Sounds like a good companion for humans then
I know right!? Look at this one. He's got a dew hat. A dew. fucking. hat. Show me a snake that does that.
>dumb and dont feel emotions
Stop comparing snakes to women lmao
Doggos and cats, yes.
these spiders are cute but they are too small to pet
big spiders are all scary or gross
Snake jaws aren't strong enough to bite off a finger. They have fishhook teeth so that they can hold on while they strangle shit to death, or just use venom so fuck it.
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stop
you think a ball python can bite off someones finger? or did you mean something else?
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It was announced on all the official XCOM accounts, retard..
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fuck off cerv
I was waking in the bush and a snake almost bit me. Fuck snakes
Giraffes are just warm snakes with legs
Why are you defending snakes?
Adorable.
>descendants of the first apex predator
>one of the first land animal
>first land animal on Gondwana
>spans every continent except Antarctica
>most expensive animal by value (Scorpion Venom is worth $39,000,000 per gallon)
>Ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
>sleek and cool with armor plating like a knight that glows in uv light allowing them to use their entire shell as an eye along with already light sensitive eyes and vibration sensing hairs (could quite literally pull off shades during a night operation from their vision being augmented and the JC Denton of animals)
>has three weapons naturally built in to fuck any animal's shit up
>while other arthropods have goliaths and kings scorpions have glorious EMPERORS
>best monstergirl, wife and mother
Why are they so perfect? How can snakes even compete?
I think that dog is sick
You should check it to a vet
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>Ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
Literally a Zelda boss.
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>Ancient ancestors were 2.5 metres and 70-90 cm and were the largest of arthropods
wh
proofs
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Scorpions really are the most overpowered of animals. If they were larger they'd be the shark equivalents of land animals.
Were there 2 and a half meters long scorpions at one point? Never heard of that.
That's one big pupper.
>just got a beautiful lemonblast ball
>still no name for her
any ideas Sup Forums?
and I think my smol collection of cute snek comics and things is dry, I should get more sometime
Nice, that's Snake Pass for you.
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Once again another scorpion fag harping on how "great scorpion ancestors were"
Literally the we wuz kangz of the bug world
>Scorpions really are the most overpowered of animals.
*blocks your path*
Florida Simulator
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You guys know that reptiles are all psychopaths, right? They flat out don't have the parts of the brain needed to feel emotions.
Your snake doesn't love you. It's mind is just an unfeeling series of 1's and 0's
Corncob
Edgy
i thought the popular meme was that women were nothing BUT emotional?
Delete this right now
Hippos are just big and violent, they aren't particularly strong for their size. A scorpion with half the weight/size of a hippo would split one in half.
Depends on the make and model of the woman.