What are some games where the Germans win?

What are some games where the Germans win?

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Like Nazi Germans or just Germans in general?

Germans can't win. They're destined to be the losers in every universe.

Wolfenstein but when you die you have to quit. Learn to roleplay.

Not real life that's for sure.

Various Paradox games

Blitzkrieg german campaigns.

Games where you play as the good guys.

Forklift simulator.

Various grand strategy games. They are also fantastic for autistic roleplay.

Insurgency

US troops are always losing.

at least they died trying to make the world a better place.

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You don't get to bring up that. You think Germany cares about some stupid fucking football game? No, it's a country more set on actually making the world a better place, a purer place. Some single "score" doesn't matter in the slightest, kill yourself for thinking you're witty by bringing it up.

Are there an games where WWI Germans aren't cartoony Indiana Jones Nazis?

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Panzer General.

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Evil scum will never win.

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Hearts of Iron.

Kaiserreich. Though I suppose it's a case where the Germans have won and quickly lose.

They did, but they are sorry about it.

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I haven't played Germany in Kaiserrich and they curbstomp the French every time.

>not defending Mitteleuropa using any means necessary.

You make me sad. Me, and Willy.

what's the appeal of being a wehrmaboo
hard mode: can't use Sup Forums buzzwords in your explanation

SOPA

Nifty outfits, songs, and warmachines.

is aesthetic and a feeling of secondhand pride buzzwords?

Also, not to mention that anime girls wearing nazi uniforms are cute as fuck.

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>Germans
>winning
Pick one.

My grandfather fought for them and told me stories about the fun they had and how they got along with nazis from other countries till the Russian invasion fucked everything.

Drulmpftrp!

American detected.

If you were from Europe you'd know the Germs have a chokehold on the EU.

The new wolfenstein

Alternatively, you can win with the good guys on Red Orchestra 2

haha yeh dude, heil hitler fellow pure white ayran

Obs stürmt oder schneit, Ob die Sonne uns lacht.
Der Tag glühend heiß, Oder eiskalt die Nacht.
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, Doch froh ist unser Sinn, Ja unser Sinn!
Es braust unser Panzer Im Sturmwind dahin!

They usually got crushed within months every time I play. The Syndies fuck them every time. The Commune holds them at the border, the British land in Hamburg and they get beaten back. If Holland falls to the revolution it usually ends even quicker.

Oi bouncer, this guy doesn't belong at our party. He's too old

Some Jap games have Third Reich win, by the proxy of Glorious Sun Empire winning. Then they ignore how far Japan would have expanded, or what sort of culture it would have had.

EU Simulator 2015

How about i pick both and then give everything to muslims?

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In my games Mitteleuropa usually wins. Syndies start shit, stalemate for a year or two, French Republic buttfucks the Syndies, the end.

>women fighting
>not breeding

kek
Never really got why anime x real world military is a thing. The two are at complete odds

Battlefield 1

>flamethrowering, clubbing and shooting, Americans, the French, Italians, Britbongs and soon women / Russian subhumans

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asthetics and conviction

>Germany
>Win

people love an underdog

Its called gap moe,i.e. the more out of place the cute girl is, the better. For example, replacing US senate with lolis. Or simply make a show about construction workers, but theyre all gay lolis.

are you seriously suggesting the degenerate, Jew lead western world that emerged from the Allies' victory is better than what we've have had from the Germans?

>complete odds

Thats the point. Its no different from seeing a little girl with a giant gun. It runs on the novelty of "oh look, shes a little girl. Shes not supposed to be doing that!"

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They won four times

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Kaiserreich for hoi