It's a "woman joins the guild and the guild immediately goes to shit" episode

>It's a "woman joins the guild and the guild immediately goes to shit" episode.

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>enters a random guild
>people in it seem to be pretty cool
>that one girl is one of the strongest players
>"alright cool, she seems pretty chill"
>months pass by
>said girl quits the game because she's bored and goes play another MMO
>me and guildmates continue playing regularly as a group
>suddenly, we become the strongest players in the guild surpassing said girl by a large margin
>suddenly, girl comes back into the game
>she expects a huge welcome back celebration from the guild
>no one really cares she's back
>starts saying we're a bunch of elitists now that we out-leveled
>starts talking shit behind our back to other guilds because we're "not like we used to be"

Why are girls such attention whores?

>start guild with friends
>officer cadre is 50/50 male female split
>new people join and guild gets big, we're doing great
>suddenly we get new people who join and freak out upon hearing a woman on teamspeak
>immediately start white knighting and trying to suck up to the women despite all of the female officers being in relationships and two being lesbians

Why are beta males such a plague?

>it's a guild leader invites his internet "gf" to the guild then accidentally spills his erp into chat revealing everyone as closeted degenerates episode

>Banter with friends all the time in guild.
>Girl joins.
>Banter with girl.
>Takes it personally and tries to make her banters personal.
>Everyone whiteknights her because they're pathetic virgins and tries to hit me at my ego too.
>Can't even do anything about it and it's past the point of no return so I just leave forever.

>all the girls in your guild are already taken

>that guy who's voice goes up an octave in the presence of a female

>it's an angsty passive aggressive virgin episode
>"I n-never needed a girlfriend a-anyways..!"

>playing mmo and games with social bullshit.

>Gay couple who are healers join the guild and think they're the hottest shit ever despite them sucking ass
>Play disc priest and do better than both of them by myself.
Fuck you Cory and Jeremiah, you guys are shit.

Fuck, me

>guild leader's wife is in the guild
>wife gets no particular special treatment, and both are very good players
>guild literally never has any drama

Too bad it was on one of the emptiest servers, but maybe that's why it was so pleasant.

>It's a girl and a gay dude fight eachother about who's more pathetic episode, one typically calling the other prison gay and the other calling one an attention whore.

The quality of these are solely dependent on how balanced the whiteknights are between the two.

Every time I joined a clan or guild or even just a server with a consistent playerbase, it'd go to shit. It'd become riddled with paranoia, to a degree usually reserved for schizophrenics. People would accuse eachother of crimes, and insist that the FBI and CIA and Interpol are going after eachother.

All over nothing even approaching illegal; usually just differences in taste.

I'm not a woman, either.

I don't know what it is, but I feel like I'm not allowed to have nice communities. I hate online gaming for that. Every time it seems like I've found somewhere to be happy, everyone there goes completely insane. Even /r9k/ and Sup Forums seem passé and almost normal to me, because i've seen worse before.

women dont belong in mmos or playing vidya at all and i'm sick of hearing shit like this those fucking whores just care about drama and sucking black cock women need to go back to the way they had been this sjw left wing bullshit needs to go away asap

>Every time I joined a clan or guild or even just a server with a consistent playerbase, it'd go to shit
Well clearly you're the problem time to stop denying it and just accept you don't get to be happy.

y'know, i joined the military, and they trust me with rifles, and i have problems with hurting people

I just want things to be nice for a goddamn change.

>gay men and women xatfighting
Fucking hilarious.

Then don't watch it you stupid fuck how is this even relevant

>mfw no one cares about the guild women because they're all ugly and bitchy

Your cuntiness won't get in the way of our raids, succubi

But what if I'm gorgeous and sweet

>tfw no sister to fuck

>this happens
>jokingly hit on him a few times
>he starts making serious passes at me
>have existential crisis and take a break from the game
>realise I'm not gay and just starved for affection from someone cute
>come back and the guild is disbanded because the leader threw a fit over him his bf hitting on other dudes

This has happened more times than I'd like to admit.

i had sexual relationship with my 2 first cousins

AMA

>join a guild
>everyone gets along
>new wave of people join
>form cliques and segregate the newer players before they can isolate us

EAT OR BE EATEN

>Blaming others because you're too shit and actively weigh the guild down

>tfw a 40 years old mother with a 16 years old son is flirting with you in party chat while grinding for materials together
>when you're only 19

>Not leading your own guild so you can put your foot down on the autists

>it's a "woman joins the guild and nothing happens because no thirsty niggas and she isn't an attention whore" episode
Her voice wasn't attractive, I guarantee that's the only reason things stayed as such.

I don't even have a mic. I don't see the appeal of gaming socially with strangers

/thread

>Its a "strict mother is a guild officer and the guild is really chill" episode

Best tank in WoW I ever met was a woman and to make it so that absolutely no one will believe my true story she played a male troll. It was like seeing a unicorn in the forest.

Maybe if you stopped bringing up loli in the guild chat that would stop happening.

youtube.com/watch?v=93LhP1CgQ6w

I wouldn't want to get into an argument with a gay dude, I feel like he'd tear me to shreds. Gays are hilarious though. Was he one of those "Yasss Queen!" types?

Was she hot?

>join guild with TS
>ts is many good times
>Guild leader is super strict about "poaching"
> one of prominent members in the guild gets banned because he invited some cucks to a discord server
>Everything falls apart

I don't know. She lives in Texas, I live in Québec. I felt it would have been too awkward if I did anything because I always have a hard time telling jokes from reality.

cousins are gross. your own sister is a special bond.

>texas
Nah, you didged a bullet, literally and figuratively.

she wanted you to stick your dick in poutine so she could lick it all off

>that guy who narrates everything he's doing in his game when everyone else is in another game
>that guy who tried to combine both of his groups together without asking and no one cares for one another
>that guy who shuts people down for saying an occasional joke (shit like "wow that was really unfunny")
>this guy is one person who will never leave because he plays the games we play and we need more "friends" to tag along so no one wants to get rid of him

>have a balanced group where men and women are reasonable people
>have fun
rly activates my almonds

No, he was just a regular guy who loved men, masculinity, cock and male attention but hated attention whores like a hypocrite. It was still hilarious though.

>not playing eve online, which has no girls in it

>it's a "little sister making an account in the game you play just to keep you healed" episode
c:

Probably because you're autistic.
Gee that was hard

Ew why post that abortion?

That is why I told my sister NEVER EVER to reveal that she's a girl on WoW when we were playing. She joined the guild we had from that private server that constantly wipes (forgot the name).

One of my old raid leaders was a Scottish woman, who had a slightly volatile temper. Whenever the raid fucked up she would shout at us and go REALLY Scottish to the point where none of the continental Europeans could understand her. I would sit and egg her on in officer chat. Good times. Pretty sure she made a French guy cry at one point.

>join a guild
>it's 50/50 man/woman
>nothing happens because we're not faggot kids
some things become better when you're old

>You will never know what it feels like to be berrated by a femscott

feelsbadman

I'm a sperg. I'll tell you spergians do want to talk and have fun with everyone else. It's just difficult to because humans are unpredictable. That's why autists like robots and machines.

>can't befriend women in video games anymore because autistic fucks have ruined it

You just had to go and make them all paranoid, didn't you?
You just had to ree your little heads off every time a girl gets on mic
Every time a girl joins a group you have to go "REEEE NO KICK HER OUT SHE'LL RUIN EVERYTHING, IT'S TOTALLY NOT ME RUINING EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW"

And now look at where we are

>that guy who blatantly lowers his voice in the presence of a female

youtube.com/watch?v=Pi9ruVd5Vc8

>adopted by guild of female harpies as their "gay friend" accesory
>all they want to talk about is how many cocks I've had and passively aggresively treat me like a whipping boy for the perceived sins of my straight brethren

I'd leave but I just want that sweet progression

>le reddit bong rip man
>not kids

Explain further

>be guild leader
>gril joins guild
>whatever I don't care
>guildmates decide to meet up IRL
>decided not to go because I hate my life and I hate myself
>girl goes along
>hold hands with some of them
>a number of them fall for her
>they all get depressed over it
>guild deputies insist I kick her out
>veto to keep her because she didn't do anything wrong, the idiots were stupid
>befriend her and tell her everything's okay
>mfw she falls for me instead

I just checked 3 for 3 on this dude in one of my guilds
Fuck that Slavic cunt

>It's actually just a guy playing a female character and everyone showers him in gold and gear.

i love everything about this pic

>It's a "make fun of your guildmates for sperging over a girl but secretly you're just as desperate as they are" episode

>make fun of your guildmates for sperging over a girl
>insult them while she's around to look cool
>now she thinks you're the only one who's not interested
>and therefore, in women logic, you're the most attractive

that's how I wish it worked, anyway

It was bothering me.

Well that or just be the quiet yet most competent player to the point where you're either prized or ignored outright while you farm for an objective you want to finish.

>tell some thirsty dudes in a guild to stop blatantly kissing the ass of the girl in the guild since they're getting really fucking annoying with their high pitched voices and shit
>girl sends me a pic of her tummy on Snapchat hours later
What the fuck, I don't fucking want you either

>girl thinks you're cool
>PMs you

Mate of mine did that. He played a nelf female and was always upfront about the fact he was a guy. People thought he was just pretending to be a guy because he didn't want to be treated differently. Then they showered him with free stuff.

People are strange.

You showed no interest in her when everyone else was. That turns women the fuck on.

Now that's gold.

>girl thinks you're good at the game and wants to party up

implying anything is going well in your life if you play mmos

>start playing FF14
>join a FC because I'm lonely
>mentor invites me
>enter his discord
>everyone is cool, talks to me, helps me out, we all play together
>girl is there, she introduces herself, been here for a while, she's cool too, in a relationship with one of the guys in the discord, everyone's fine about it
>no drama
>another girl joins, quiet, doesn't really talk, has no effect on the FC at all because of this
>have fun with these new friends

Comfy af desu

post pics you fucking semen demon

fellow texan here
i loved every laugh

>somehow wind up with gay friend last year
>guy is fucking top notch at banter
>girls like him since he's attractive but also a 'token gay friend'
>can talk shit to shallow girls that see him as only a token gay guy and they don't care since 'haha gay friend'
>straight up calls a girl we both hate a slut and a bitch to her face not joking
>she laughs and hugs him
>he's looking at me with a big shit-eating grin

>play a game at a diamond level
>have woman and pro on my team
>woman just sucks this guy's duck the whole game and keeps talking over the mic
>try and be silent and focused to pick up the slack
>I have 14 kills and another teammate has 10
>we lose in OT
>woman only got 1 kill in 8 rounds

>woman in guild about mid 30s?
>she leaves after some time and then later on talking about her with guildies on vent
>apparently she was hitting on all the guys in the guild except me

I didn't know whether to feel happy that she didn't or left out that she didn't.

My guild is all girls and fags though. Straight men run away so we never have girl drama

Yet another reminder that Sup Forums is literally a reddit colony.

i've had a lot of gay friends throughout the years. they know im not gay like at all so they don't hit on me or anything but we get in some great fucking banter with people at bars. they're savages.

CLOSE HATCHES ALL HANDS BRACE FOR CRASH DIVE GOGOGOGO

get ur hand out of ur pants

>being old is reddit
?

It is a" low energy loser blames some slut for shitty a leadership problem" episode

t.slut.

The way it was said and the gif used was reddit.

And she even tanked

just like in my animes

Can confirm. I didn't insult her though.
>Girl joins the guild
>She always uses suggestive or flirty language
>Guys in the guild start turning beta for her
>I ignore it, I also roleplayed this larger-than-life character at the time
>My roleplaying immediately caught her attention
>I become her favourite member despite never falling for her wiles and never speaking to her like a normal human being
>She's later kicked and it causes a lot of drama

Women are strange.

Kirino is a shitty forced winner.

>join a friends guild in shitty survival game
>leader is his gf
>I don't like his gf, she doesn't like me
>guy in an ally guild is a huge fucking asshole
>attack the guy and get kicked out of the guild
>create new account, befriend ally guild's leader who is also a girl
>turns out she's dating the asshole
>their relationship is going to shit
>constantly opens up to me about their problems
>eventually they break up
>she leaves the game because it reminds her of him
>become guild leader
>destroy another ally guild because the leader was an asshole too
>destroy friend's guild because fuck him for being a cuck
>chick is now alone and invites me over to her country
>spend a week fucking her
>she tells me she still loves the dude and is going back to him

I'm out like 800€ but it was definitely worth it.

Nice.

>my little sister cant be this cute
>they were telling you all the time who was going to bone kyosuke
>still expected someone else would instead

Are you a masochist?

>join a guild
>get the gear I want from a raid
>leave abruptly and find a new guild

Easiest way to avoid commitment and drama

I wish I had an imouto

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