Waiting time : long

>waiting time : long

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that hurts

go look at gear loadouts or read lore
nice way to pass the time

where do you read lore ?

On the character screen

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>Gearbox game
>Lore

>not posting best waifu

>30 sec of waiting after each death

Holy shit are all mobas liek that ?

>moving the goalpost.jpg

This is a sniper

Wait what. Really? That's retarded.

That's badass

>make decent game
>release it for free after a few years
>tons of people love you for doing it

>make bad copypasta game
>nobody gives a shit
>release it for free with 80% of its characters locked and no single player
>???
>nobody gives a shit

What were they thinking.

I legitimately feel kind of bad for, at the very least, the art directors of the game. They kind of tried to make something unique, even if it's shit, and their game was entirely fucked from the very start

ONLY 2 MAPS

ONE YEAR AFTER

it's only like 2 min max so w/e

Yes, overwatch and paladins don't have that long a wait though which are the direct comparisons

>this gets released as 'f2p'
okay, I'll try it, let's see what the fuss was all about

>full of borderlands-tier memes and '''''jokes''''''
>gameplay is fucking dull, has all the bad things from MOBAs and none of the good things
>you have to grind a lot to unlock characters

I even wanted to like it, it looked good at first glance. I'm so glad this flopped. Fuck Gearbox.

you just know the only reason they did that was because of Randy, there's no way whoever is in charge of the marketing would have approved this if they weren't forced to

>Gearbox is only one person

>tfw even nu-Penny Arcade makes fun of Randy

>waiting time : long
Stop being so entitled you bigot

Friday night soon. It’ll climb up the leaderboards and rival CSGO.

>Make MP game where team composition is unique for the rest of the match
>Don't fix a bug on which a team can get two or more of the same character
>Matchmaking is tied to Steam Download region
>Visual mess
>Performance is shit
>Pretend that everything about your game is still "ok"

Pretty sure the list is longer.

>where do you read lore ?
knowyourmeme

Pretty much, yeah. It's Randy's way or the highway over there.

looks like they fired everyone and had no one work on this pile of shit

There's no way they left it in this long
>beatrix in screenshot
Jesus fucking Christ Randy!

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B A D A S S
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I miss Ryan Davis.

You know your game's shit when you can't even break into the top 100 most players on steam just after going F2P

Going to try it, maybe the "pve" is not that bad if you don't listen\read the dialogues... Other than Alani, this game have some waifus or at least good character? Someone similar to Pharah (gameplaywise)

There is no PvE in the free version

>You know your game's shit when you can't even break into the top 100 most players on steam just after going F2P
Its not entirely the game's fault blizzards is doing its best to destroy whats left of battleborn's corpse

I played it for 2 hours and the forced vs ai I could wrap my head around what was going on but once I started doing 5v5s I literally had no idea what the fuck was going on from the map objectives to all the explosions and shit

BADASS
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>Overwatch raping Battleborn at every chance
Randy suicide soon?

Is that supposed to make the game look better? If Overshill shitting out a double XP weekend is enough rto sabotage your game then your game wasn't very interesting to begin with.

The game very much is at fault here, it's an FPS ASSFAGGOTS, literally no one asked for an FPS ASSFAGGOTS. Blizzard made the right call by advertising it as a shooter first and foremost.

Lord randy did give this kind and good man some free ingame currency, right?

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>seeing my friends give it 'not recommended' ratings
>all of them have 10+ thumbs down ratings

holy shit how many people are on gearbox's payroll

B A D A S S

Absolutely btfo

that was a really bad roast
get better at banting ya cunt

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Is this one acceptable user?

Randy's a pretty attractive man.

I would have sex with him and then play BattleBorn F2P.

that one's better
my favorite is the april fools one

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Hello Randy

"Jeff stop! He's already dead!"

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Glad battleborn is failing and I hope gearbox goes bankrupt.

Those fucking bastards ruined the aliens game.

based

>reading lore for a shitty and dead game

rethink your life

They put more effort into the aliens trailer than the actual game

kek

Underrated post

>Matchmaking is tied to Steam Download region
Really? No fucking wonder I couldn't play with anyone.

I wish the Iron Shiek or Iron Shiek Jr. woudl just beat the fuck out of Randy.

Just imagine Sup Forums.
Imagine the Iron Sheik or the Iron Sheik Jr. aka. The Real Iron Sheik just beating the shit out of Randy.

That would be something.

Wrestle with Jeff then prepare for death.

>Iron Sheik
I read that as Iron Shrek
Took me a minute.

Someone post the "how dare you speak to me" one, please.

youtube.com/watch?v=7jR7_WiHI1g

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Holy kek

youtube.com/watch?v=3cGhVYdWZIo

badass, also epic

Remember, Feminism is awesome.

The only competitive thing about battleborn is finding a game in less than 30 minutes

I thought you had to unlock lore segments?

How much in the hole are they with this?

Seriously how much money did Randu waste?

And how could this fail so hard? What did Randu do?

they removed that line ins the french version, instead, he says : "Be advised : I've just killed someone"

It's like they took a One Punch Man figure and slapped hair on it

Wait, that's an actually official figure?

lel

>i could be playing right now with pubs to do achievements for me
>and get weapons skins to sell
>and perhaps make "friends"
>can't because shit internet

Why can't I set up a private match? Is that not allowed in the F2P version? If so fuck this game

they also made a card game

Well, for once, I agree with Burch in that writing in vidya is a fucking joke.

Fuck you gator, that line is actually funny in context, you see, Oscar Mike says that line everytime he kills a female enemy, you know why?? Of course you dont, you are a gator bigot, but here, let me tell ya':

Feminism is awesome to Oscar Mike (and for every person with more than 1 neuron) because gender equality allows him to kill male and female BADASSES

>Launch game
>It launch at 800X600

Uh oooh

>How dare you speak to me
Everytime.

Holy shit a good joke.

Pre order figures. There are stories of people buying a copy of the game and then received the entire figure stock since the stores knew it would sell like shit.

Sure thing Randu

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It's a shame arabs are muslims, they have so many pretty women.

Well it cost more than Boderlands 1 & 2 combined and made I think roughly 18 million by all reports. And their Duke and Bulletstorm remasters sold like shit so I assume they're in quite the hole atm.

HOW DARE YOU MOCK MY FAMILY ?

That's why they cover them

Boarderlands made the hundreds of millions tho.

I just want to know how much in the red they are with just Battleborn.

And how it could fail on such a scale.

Your genes suck.

80% of them are ugly as sin from all the inbreeding.

Last time I checked they were on deatchwatch.

oneangrygamer.net/2016/12/ars-technica-puts-gearbox-software-on-deathwatch/20179/

No, the sad part is pieces of shit like him really exist. These are the people who ONLY browse forums to choke on the devs cock and act obnoxious towards everything and everyone who opposes their shitty game. Every single dead game has a bunch of them for some reason. You can go on the forums for Wildstar, Tiger Knight, Rift, and find a bunch of stupid faggots like that guy.

What the hell? Was that their attempt at a roadblock?

The jerk-store called, they're running out of YOU