Would you recommend becoming a professional gamer?

Would you recommend becoming a professional gamer?

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absolutely

Jesus fuck. Imagine waking up next to Phil.

Even worse, imagine waking up as Phil.

She got quite alot of money out of it in the end didnt she?

try waking up next to a 10 whose breath smelled like literal dog shit. changes your perception on women tbqh famalam

>yfw she denies him sex so he has to masturbate on stream

Elaborate please.

Wasn't there that thing about youtube ad revenue crashing over the last few weeks?

Or was that Japan-only?

women who appear perfect can have major flaws

>meet 10 at AVCON
>get talking
>buy her some drinks
>go back to hotel
>more drinks
>start fuckin
>she rim me
>she rim me good
>me cum
>we fall asleep
>she didnt brush her teeth
>lil pooflakes in her teeth when we wake up

It's been happening for months because a lot of major advertisers pulled out because youtube was giving ads to anyone, including ISIS vids or some shit which they didn't want their ads associated with.

And it hit op's pic related hard that he kept nagging his MCN to the point that they ended his contract and now he gets fucked by content id since no one wants to make him a managed partner.

Breath smells pretty bad in the morning especially after a hard night out

>being rimmed in the first place
Really wonder who is the disgusting being here...

what the fuck is wrong with this generation

wow TWO DSP threads on Sup Forums at the SAME TIME???
What a TREAT!!!

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This is now a DSP thread

*snort*

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She can just brush her teeth
Phil can't brush his appearance and brain
How is that even comparable?

WOOOOOOOOOW how was I supposed to know that???

thats like asking for permission on becoming a professional athlete.

you either have it or you dont, and if you are brainless enough to ask, then you arent cut out for it

kill yourself
now

>together for 5 years or so
>Phil basically bought her everything
>bought her tickets to come visit him every time
>bought the new house basically by himself
>bought her the soap making material so she can start her own business
>bought her equipment so she can do direct capture and her own YouTube channel
>helped get her drivers license at the age of 22 or so (lol)
>then all of a sudden she decides he's not good enough
>leaves him during the fucking summer of all times

I know Phil doesn't show it on stream but he must be devastated off cam. Seriously he's a champ if he can go through this without killing himself. I had a feeling leeana was just some underdeveloped chick who doesn't know what she wants in life. There are many like her I've been with and Phil doesn't deserve this worst timeline

old habits die hard

>she

nice try.

>Someone saying something relevant and kind about phil

Alright who broke reality?

NO! FUCK U >:[

ROLAND!
THE HEADLESS
THOMPSON
RIMLICKER

If you're under 27, maybe.

>lifes not just all aboot gittin drunk n' eatin Chicken fingers Ricky

No matter what he says, he's pretty broken up about it. The man is falling apart at the seams, and it's hilarious to watch it happen

women

not even once

phil's dumb enough to waste his time and money on some other slut soon enough

The way Philbert has been acting since Panda dropped his ass, I think I would rather be Anthony Burch

That was mostly a ruse to get people to donate to patreons.

>some underdeveloped chick who doesn't know what she wants in life.
Literally just women.

>DSP pulled a chick almost a decade younger than him

How the fuck did he do it bruhs?

I like phil desu dont get why he gets all the hate

>treat your gf like garbage
>ignore her to cater to little boys on stream
>treat her like shit when she has a panic attack
o gee why did she leave

Endless youtube bux that turned out to not actually be endless.

By being somewhat famous, if you can call it that. By not being a total shitheel at the time. And by virtue of Panda being almost literally retarded

>panic attack
Yeh real life threating needing to go to the hospital im sure phil will have to pay for that to hes better with out her

>Would you recommend

I dunno. Do you really want your entire life & being to be centered around video games? Think about that for a minute. Do you want to turn fun video games into work? How much do you really love video games? Enough to turn them into work?

i was suprised to hear she was in her early 20s

i thought she was like 30.

try waking up to a 4 whose breath probably smells like dog shit all the time and then have to hear the 4 tell you your breath stinks really solidifies your perception on men tbqh famalam

>ignore her to cater to little boys on stream

MMMMMMMMMMMMM NICE!!!! NUMMIES YES? ;3

She was covered by her parents insurance. Phil raged out for no reason.

this is fucking hilarious but what's even better is that people here are so disconnected they think you're being serious

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>all those vlogs of them making memories over the years on his channel
>all for nothing

I wonder if he's going to delete the videos. It would be real awkward if he got another woman while still having a huge archive of his ex around

I regret asking.

>Phil
>Deleting anything that could make him money

Wtf are you talking about? They werent married and even if they were Phil is in hock up to his eyeballs.

Last time he deleted videos it nearly tanked his channel. Zero chance of him deleting all his videos with her.

>That chest hair

Goddamn son, I'm glad I dont have a hairy chest or back

why is Sup Forums so obsessed with dsp or totalbiscuit?

meh did you see her tweet about texting a coworker about her wanting to show off her lingerie she has been planing the break up for a while well before the hospital visit this was just and excuse

kek

He doesn't monetize his king of hate blog channels I don't think

>Phil's reaction when he found out about the fake engagement ring
He looked like he was going to cry on stream, it was pretty funny

Of course he does

Who is worse. Phil himself, his fans, or his "DETRACTORS"

Why can he gf and I can't?

i want a gf

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