Is she the best thing to come out of Ubisoft?

Is she the best thing to come out of Ubisoft?

she's too pretty for ubisoft

Literally who

isn't that just Christy Mack?

The best thing about Jack is she's straight.

Nah, most of her videos are interracial.
Captain Falcon should Christy Mack her or something.

whats in her ear

More like Christy Smacked

>tfw no butch gf to suck my cock
Why are butches/tomboys always lez?

Is this a nude mod?

just turn them straight,
im mean come one are you ugly or what ? :^)

FUCKING CHAD GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD

That's my dream is to turn a butch straight one day. Just not sure how to accomplish this goal.

more like Crispy Crack

>go up to her
>put your palm on her forehead
>shout "THE POWER OF DICK COMPELS YOU"

>mfw hearing war machine is going to prison for life

Kek, pretty sure that won't work.

If she is not a butthurt feminist you would at least get a laugh.

Be Riddick if his last movie is any indication.

Who?

Her and not-Rihanna

They just need a good dicking.

more like Christy HACK amirite? ha ha thanks

Shit character. If the MC didn't exist she'd be the worst thing about the game.

...

Still a huge step above anyone in the sequel.

How poor is a man's opinion of himself to be sexually attracted, rather than repulsed by this?

>ywn be throatfucking her upside down head while groping her tits
why even live

Last time I tried, one of them said "I'm not really good at sex" so it seems alot of them just have very low confidence when it comes to straight sex.

Well since Tom Clancy's games.
Far Cry 3 and the whole AC franchise. Yes I love AC. I don't give a fuck if someone is not agree.

Every AC game has at least one positive thing in it. For example, Syndicate - as shitty as it is - still has some awesome murder mysteries and is the only game to feature an outfit from the Chronicles games. Weird that they only did one and not all of them, though.

Fag

>tattoos
>piercings
>that terrible haircut
>those gruesome earrings
I'll give her a 2/10 at most

Rainbow Six (pre-vegas) and the ghost recon games (1-3) are amazing. Not a fan of the newer ones.

What do you guys like better?
-Dominant in the Bedroom, Submissive in the streets
-Submissive in the Bedroom, Dominant in the streets

I prefer a normal, functioning relationship

Cuck.

>not wanting to be pegged in secret by your stepford wife
Boring

Looks like jack from mass effect with less tattoos

-Submissive in the bedroom, dominant in the streets

>in the streets
You mean "in public" or do you literally fuck prostitutes from the streets?

>no nudes

fuck ubisoft for this

What the fuck do you think?
"In the streets" means in public

dominant in bedroom submissive in public. I'm not intimidated by women under any circumstances, so bossy girls just get on my nerves if they have no self awareness, most bossy people have none.

This guy gets it.

/gfd/ in private, slight /rr/ in public

That haircut is pure garbage.

>/gfd/
>/rr/
Please explain what these mean

submissive everywhere im the type that does not change for anyone but himself

>Nah, most of her videos are interracial
Even better.

I'm referring to the women you date you mong. Dominant in the sheets or Submissive in the streets?

>t. Tyrone

No one cares what you people think.

Gfd - gentle femdom. Also a cancerous general on /d/ where Tumblr has taken a strangle hold on /d/.

rr is reverse rape. Which means, "I'm retarded and don't know what the word rape means."

No. Alt-girls are trash.

like i said she would be submissive everywhere i dont like letting someone else control me so a dominate women would not work

Thanks for sharing

Pic related

>/rr/ is reverse rape
While also a good one it's role reversal ackshully

Even in the bedroom? What a normalfag, the contrast makes it sexually appealing. You have a nice submissive gf during the day who brings you food and sucks your dick, and then at night she rapes you and beats you within an inch of your life.

My pleasure. Any other sick /d/ shit you want explained?

i wouldnt even beat and rape a submissive women

so you even understand how BDSM works? what sort of shit did you go through as a child to fuck you up this badly? if you dominate beats you she is not a very good dominate

I stand entirely corrected.

Reverse rape is just rape though. To denote one from another maybe you should consider /frm/ (female raping male) or /mrf/

Lovely.

Clara has to be the most perfect female specimen made in western video game history

Nope.

Equal in all ways and able to squat 225 for 3x5 ATG

>he doesn't want choked and pegged in the ass while being talked down to by a girl, her tits furiously flapping on your back as she fucks you and paddles your ass
What a faggot

Is that lothar?

I unironically love this design and fapped like 5 times and I haven't played Watch Dogs.

no i dont its not what i enjoy i enjoy a sweet cooperative submissive preferably less than 5'2 so i can pick up and carry her and either blonde or redhead who cutely kneels in my presence and happily follows my orders

Well to be fair, I'm a big guy, so what you're describing would be normal for me. I always fantasize about being a victim of /ss/ rape because I'm too big for it to ever happen irl. I'll be stuck with normie relationships like the one you described for life.

I'm too much of a spooky skeleton to be the dom type. It sucks because I love the cute sub type, I just need to work out more.

>ITT confirmation that femdom fags are fags

Also you people should stop watching porn.

Dominant in the streets submissive in the sheets I guess
But what do you mean exactly by dominant in the streets?

>normie relationship because no one is treated like absolute shit and everyone is in good spirits

seriously what tragedy did you experience?

How does it feel to be so insecure about your sexuality user.
Male+Female=Straight no matter who is getting fucked

edgy

Pegging is still gay.

The idea of being pegged disgusts me (as does anal in general)
But I don't see how it is gay in any way, unless you fantasize about having a big manly dude's cock up your ass

>this much insecurity
Gay = 2 men having sex user. I guess cunnilingus is also lesbian? Or anal is also gay? Your straightforward coitus must be extremely boring. You won't keep a relationship for very long if you don't keep your bedroom kinky asf.

>if you're disgusted by something it means you like it
And no being fucked in the ass by a dick shaped object is not straight no matter who that object is attached to.

no rayman is ubisoft fucking sucks

she looks like a shadan whore.
so i love it.

The pity i feel for people like you is hard to put into words. I wonder what happened to you when you were a child to cause you to enjoy being sodomized by a woman.

Not him but I think you're moving the goalpost here boyo

I have mommy issues, I hate myself and I got left for a woman once.

is your name micheal duty?

nah that's Laura from SFV

No

I hope you take control of your life, user.

The only way that will ever happen is if I find a lesbian who wants to fuck me in the ass like a woman and make me her husband

She's pretty popular in SFM porn.

Anyone got all the episodes of Vault Girls released thus far?

Would that make everything okay user? I feel bad for you honestly

true fact: war machine is very poorly endowed and couldn't get over the fact that Christy moaned for the big boys more than she did for him.

Instead of learning how to eat box, he got mad and acted like an asshole instead.

Maybe... at least it would fix my broken heart

are you the kill yourself to come out of OP?

yes

>faggot in denial
>"g-g-goalposts"
I think leddit is more your speed.

No, you're a man, user. You should not have to go through with that. If you fetishize being robbed of your masculity in the form of letting women sodomize you, then how long until you start masturbating to the thought of being castrated or other sick stuff. The slippery slope is real, i've seen this sort of thing happen numerous times.

...

I really don't feel like a man anymore. I feel like a massive fucking failure of a human being. How much of a worthless piece of shit do you have to be to be left for a woman? It's a daily struggle with sanity to be honest. The meds aren't working. I feel like maybe reversing the situation is the only way to fix what's broken in my head.