RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON, GODS?

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON, GODS?

WHERE IS HE???

ZEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUU-

Uh, I mean, OOOOOOOODIIIIIIIIIIIN!!!

Did he already kill all the gods?

It's so refreshing to see that yesterday's juvenile games about gore and machoism and nudity have grown up.

God of War (PS4) is the first God of War game I will be picking up due to how focused the demo looked. No longer are you mashing X for combos and watching Kratos rip off the head of a naked Gorgon or Siren. All that icky stuff is in the past, much like Greek myths. Now, we have an older, respectable Kratos. A father, his life is now about teaching this boy, and the game harkened a bit to perhaps the greatest game of all time; The Last of Us, and could you really blame Santa Monica for wanting a focused, narrative-driven game? Sony does those so well these days.

All I know is, for once, I care about Kratos, and I'm looking forward to this game.

All greek gods.

There's still a few pantheons left.

Only the Greek ones, now it's the Norse one's who will tick him off somehow.

>Chad's fucking my wife on my couch again

You're right

How the fuck can there be greek gods and norse gods in the same universe?

imagine sticking your dick in that mouth

you just wait till he gets to punch jesus in the next installment

Video games

A better question would be....WHY THE FUCK WOULD ANY GOD FUCK WITH A GUY WHO KILLED A WHOLE GOD DAMN PANTHEON!?!?!?

Dumbest fucking gods ever. Its like the Chinese gods are leaning over a cloud going "dude, they fucked up bad bro, come watch this shit".

I guess when you look at it like that yeah. But sometimes I just like pressing X to beat the shit out of a thing.

Who cares? Its a video game plot.

MY WIFE SAID HER PARTNER IS NOT HAPPY WITH THIS OCCURRENCE

Is the father of his wife's son a black guy named Tyrone?

>complains that video games are getting to realistic and unfun
>DUDE WHAT DA FUCK HOW CAN THERE BE MORE PANTHEONS?!?!? IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE

You're killing gaming.

Is your wife's bull angry about this?

christianity has the worst pantheon

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Why not?
Unless your pantheon explicitely denies the existence of other gods, there isnt necessarily a conflict. You have your gods, we have ours, whatever.

The first commandement is a declaration of war. Monotheists often seem to forget that.

Call me when Kratos grows a pair and takes on Muhammad and his allahu akbars.

>The first commandment is a declaration of war.
Huh, never thought of it that way.

>Implying Muhammed is a god

Dumb redneck

>please attack muslims please islam please please please islam islam

dude that's sad

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How can god exist?

Islam doesn't even have any images of a god. They use patters and architecture instead.

sorry but no the Greek and viking god could not have both created earth.

you cant have a fucking titan holding taturus or whatever the viking believe, sorry but no.

>being this much of a fag

Shouldn't someone be throwing you of a building by now?

When a man mounts another man, the throne of God shakes," and "Kill the one that is doing it and also kill the one that it is being done to." (Abu Dawud 4462 and al-Tirmidhi 1456)

>My wife's son
How autistic did someone need to be to come up with this shit. Your wife's son is your son you fuck wits. I cant understand the children nowdays

Sup, Captain Cuck!

weak bait, but you'll get at least one bite

they're probably g*mergaters and need to go back to polthedonald tbqh

>but no the Greek and viking god could not have both created earth

Sony is smart to appeal to their audience by making a cuckold game

This will sell well

Sup Forums is the kind of place that genuinely believes adopting a children makes you a cuck.

came here to post this. God of War will be a day 1 pre-order for me when we can finally take the fight to Muhammed and get some revenge on muslims

>fall in with a young qt with a son, not more than 2 years old though
>he starts to grow on you, you start to care about him
>years pass, he's a big boy now, never calls you father though
>Comes graduation, he raises his arm and thanks his father, user

Not a cuck and not planning to be, but this must be one hell of a feeling.

>a system with nothing but ports and multiplats
>now getting a cuck game

pottery

I hate america.

There was even an user arguing that having a daughter makes you a cuck since you are raising and providing for a girl that is going to be fucked by another man.

So what is Kratos now? A god? A mortal with superpowers? He obviously aged.

Kek, I remember him. Does anyone have a screencap?
He admittedly had a point, in an ironic way.
>inb4 "ironic"

Why is the anglosphere so cucky?

Why don't you Sup Forums fucks don't get that Muhammed is just a dude that God told to spread islam

Islam is literally just the new 52 of monolythic religions

TO SVENS KEKSHED UP IN THE NORTH!

>mfw these threads trigger the lefty slime residue that should have gone back to reddlt in August 2014 but still thinks it can make some ideological gains here

it's probably some dumb south american beaner you're talking to

I wonder how it feels to have hot daughters. My ex and her sister were both solid 9/10, imagine having that shit going around the house in underware.

>C-uck stilll censored

fucking mods

calm down abdullah you can't silence critics of your religion on here lol

But it's true, you are taking care of some dude's son, you are a cuck

But you're not criticizing it, you're getting things blatantly wrong

Insightful thoughts. I've been looking for a game for my wife's son and I to bond over and God of War 4 is it. Do you have a twitter or a patreon I could back?

good job retard I'm sure someone on the internet is real proud of you

>imagine being such an idiot you don't even know what you hate

Why not?

Who is to say that they all (Norse, Greek, Egyptian, African, native American, Asian, etc) gods didn't all create the earth equally and then rule over their separate domains of the earth?

>pagan religions
>universalist

wew lad

>s-s-s-stop insulting muhammad pbuh you filthy kuffar

LMAO

>Saying "Muhammed is the god of Islam" is an insult

Are you ok?

Adopting doesn't automatically make you a cuck. If you and your wife can't conceive but want children that's an option.

Taking care of your wife's son from another man makes you a cuck.

So, how badly will they butcher the Norse Gods' characterization to justify Kratos going all God of War on them?

calm down osama, the sun will set soon enough and you can have something to eat kek

So do we know the plot yet, or is the wife's son thing just a running meme?

Ow fuck dude I can never recover from that holy fucking shit dude

You got me good buddy

>getting so buttblasted because you can't accept your own stupidity

>w-whatever, f-u-uck you user reee

did an arab fuck you in the ass, put something a lotion there

Does this pasta have a serious origin or was it always ironic?

They're all the same. All Indo-European deities are basically same shit but with a different name.

STOP REPLYING TO SUCH BLATANT BAIT HOLY SHIT

Just one god makes for a really shitty lineup of bosses though.

they can't help it man, all muslims have to defend their religion to the death at any time.
>being a stinking shit skin
>believing in muhammad
just lol desu

There are a ton of Muslims Idols though.

Osama for one.

lmfao mudslimes are such disgusting shitskins. Their goat fucker prophet was a pedo too.

jokes aside when is this 1 hour presentation The Last Cuck of War going to be?

>Making fun of the world's most shit tier religion is bait now.

Shouldn't you be on Reddit or pretending that Allah exists or something?

your bantz are shit m8, you don't even have a proper comeback

it feels like I'm shitting on a child more than anything else

this thread was doomed from the beginning, so I might as well enjoy my time insulting an user

Did anyone give an explanation as to how the world put itself back together? Last time I checked it was completely flooded with souls of the dead roaming around .

WHERE'S THE CLOSEST STARBUCKS?!
WHERE DID I LEAVE MY IMAC?!

>bantz
>reddit spacing
>muslim defence force
>fake detatched irony
Lol.

They do that all the time, though. Especially to little boys.

Just Greece.

>multiple gods and godlike creatures
>there can't be other gods and godlike creatures

Retard.

Do you want world war 3 to start? Because that's how you start world war 3

As someone who really enjoyed God of War 1 and 2, this new one looks fucking garbage.


STOP PUTTING ESCORT CHARACTERS IN GAMES THAT JUST TALK AND TALK AND TALK AND TALK.

>Do you want WW3 to start?

Yes.
If we got fucks like you going "Don't make these people angry, OR ELSE!!!" Then yeah, it's about time we all die in nuclear hellfire.

>all muslims have to defend their religion to the death

They have to or they will be the ones killed;

The Messenger of Allah said, “Whoever changes his (Islamic) religion, kill him.” Al-Bukhary (number 6922)

Cool false equivalence

This. People think driving a truck into people is terrorism.

No sweetie, the fact that police, media, politicians and regular people are AFRAID to upset muslims is real terrorism.

SONYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY RELEASE DATE?

baka whypipo

Muslims Makes You Wish For a Nuclear Winter.

>stawmaning, derailing and ignoring the critique given to you

>I won now!

good job once again

>muslim defence force admits defeat
Chalk up another victory to the superiority of the white race.

Hello Varg

Well, it does say man not boy sooo...

He's the most holy prophet of Islam, a devout Muslim would probably want to kill you for making him sound so unimportant.

This sounds like one of those trash stock Adamn Sandlers plots.

>He's a murderous god of war who killed all of the Greek gods
>But little he know his life was going to change...
>...When he became a father!

Greek, Norse and Roman gods were the same.

can anyone please tell me the origin of kratos being a cuck meme?