The MARIO KART KILLER

The MARIO KART KILLER

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looks fucking awful

The only game that can compete with MK is Sonic All Stars Racing. Too bad they won't make another.

Also this game looks like shit.

what the fuck is this a ps3 game?

>there will never be a Cars game like the original

>those comments

>Uploader has a connect to get him Cars 3 early

Who the fuck was playing this, a literal child?
>tries to drive up the side of a bridge
>just fucking dicing all over the place for no reason
I didn't know if you could be shit at a children's racer

is there online

>Driven to win

>only now realizing that nowadays literal children having youtube accounts is more than normal

>le inanimate objects are actually all alive!
What a fucking inane shit tier plot idea.

That's not the plot

>KUCHAOW

It pretty much is.
Doesn't excuse the Cars movies being shit.

Not really, the Cars universe doesn't have humans, just cars, so Cars aren't really inanimate objects there

APPROACHING SOUND BARRIER

Why the fuck does this game have WORSE graphics than Cars 2, a game released five years earlier?

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D COME BACK AROUND

I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE YOU AGAIN

this looks so bad it makes E.T. look good

The ps2 cars game was fucking awesome

i would kill for a Rimba Racer vidya.

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These comments are glorious.

>the cars are constantly talking
OH MY GOD that was annoying

This is the first licensed game I've seen on a console in years. What happened to them?

It probably looks like shit because it couldn't have been in development for more than 6 months. Disney closed down Avalanche (not that one), and they've only recently been reopened.

There is no sense of speed

They are all boring and slow compared to Blur.

This is why we need religion.

>a Disney tie-in game
>published by Warner Bros.

Amen brother.

>disney game
>developed and published by Warner Brothers
What fucking timeline am I living in?

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>Xbone has Forza
>PS4 has fucking CARS 3
WE WON SONYBROS

>Disney franchise
>Developed by WB games
>All the weapons, mechanics and physics are 1:1 rip offs directly from Disney Infinity's driving mode

What kind of frankenstein monster is this?

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Dare I say...Sony just won E3

Jesus Christ, this literally is Toybox Speedway

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