EA
- Shitty "orquestra" for chads and dude bros
- A lot of developers vlogs
- Sports with history, no gameplays.
- Spaghetti moments from youtubers who nobody knows
- Hey guys! 30 minutes from normie wars
- I heard you! DLC free... please clap
- More shitty youtubers
- Homo jew co-op jail escape game
- Diversity
- Gayware with cgi SnK Halo fest
EA 2/10 , god...EA you dont learn anything from others companies
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unironically 0/10
0/10
normalfag shit
Went in expecting the bare minimum, was pleasantly surprised
0/10
as expected
This
Kek every single point in this post is some kind of projecting. How bullied were you as a child OP?
1/10
The Prison Break game seemed okay, everything else was just casual garbage (pic related)
Fucking garbage 1/10
0/10 Starwarts shit, sports, cinematic trash, mobile gayms.
Literally was so boring
Way out or whatever was only decent thing
F+
It was a 1/10 then
>iJustine
And dropped it to a 0/10
EA:
>NSF is a cinematic game now
>Story mode on a sport game
>Black russian female niggers
>1 actual new coop videogame featuring a jew trying to escape jail
>Rey
Only a way out gets a 8/10.
Rest gets a 0/10.
Final result 2/10, way better than i expected since a new interesting videogame that is not SJW pandering is coming.
>sports
>Totally not Kane and Lynch
>Bioware's last chance until they get dissolved
>Battlefield: Star Wars edition 2
D-, it was literally nothing.
I can't wait for drones to say nintendo and sony are 10/10 when they're almost no better than this shit
...
Way out looked ok, same with need for speed(kinda). Everything else, meh.
3/10 to be generous
Sony will talk about FFVII again and Nintendo will talk about splatoon and zelda DLC.
fake conference was shit and scripted.
wait bioware announced something?
Only good thing about it was the brown gal.
Gonna go an masturbate now.
EA being EA
-10/10
1/10
Positives:
>Need for Speed becoming more like Burnout
>A Way Out will be fun [spoilers]to watch other people play online[/spoilers]
>Battlefront 2 looks fine
>Anthem mite b cool
Negatives:
>EVERYTHING ELSE
i was only able to watch the last 30-45 minutes. Was star wars the only game they showed?
A preview to a trailer. It's as retarded as it sounds.
wait, E3 already started?
Unironically this.
A trailer announcement, thats it.
EA is normally shit, but this is next level shit, I never felt more like taking nap than during EA's thing
All conferences are scripted, retard
for what game? dlc for ME? or a new game entirely
...
>(Cheers)
They are wanting from public? lel
Someone sounds like a jaded faggot
kys
Although most of it was garbage, the new battlefront looks great.
You also probably don't like Star Wars because of its popularity in the mainstream despite its nerdy past.
So, who is next and when?
it is over ?
please cheer
NFS looked like it had even more arcadey fake ass physics than usual and it was 90% scripted
the only thing that stood out for me
It really was a legit 0/10. Like not even worthy of 1 point. A waste of time, why does EA even bother at this point.
Hold up.
...People actually expected something other than profound disappointment from EA?
New game, looks like some shitty not-mass effect halo clone.
1/10 because of the brown slut who kept my interest
2/10
I would be zero but that guy talking about his prison break game was fun.
Reminder that EA has never been liked here. So it's a red flag when lots of people suddenly start saying they are hyped for the newest EA shitfest.
1/10
2/10
Way Out looked cool and will most likely play it, already talking to friends to buddy up with
Sports games just look dumb to me, especially those campaign modes...?
E-sports and E-celebs are awful imo.
That new Bioware IP is saved for M$, so basically doesn't count.
New NFS is REALLY disappointing. Looks worse than the last game, wtf.
I bet you like rogue one fucking progresive faggot
It was absolutely nothing worth watching.
1/10 prison break split screen looks playable at the very least.
Fucking hell EA is finished desu
>Fucking hell EA is finished desu
it caters the biggest gaming audience
how are they finished?
they annoy the everliving fuck out of me tho with all these absolute trash tier games
name ONE year when EA's conference wasn't total shit
1/10
The jew prison game looked interesting but it will probably be a 2 hour experience.
It was even worse then the one last year because atleast that one had Pele.
2/10
sunday waiting thread now
Well bf2 just needed a campaing for me to buy it. I won't be playing online tho
>Wanted need for speed underground 3
>get a shit burnout ripoff
>want KOTOR 3
>get battlefield 2
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Also all the celebs need to fuck off
I like drum lines, so the opening wasn't that bad, but as drum lines go that was definitely below average.
Went in expecting the bare minimum, was disappointed.
Girl was cute. Best part of the conference
>tfw she's going to cuddle with someone while playing BF2
i drank so fucking much
This
anyone but 6 please
This nigga gets it
i like splitscreen prison, fight me
00 get
>only positive in 2 hour conference was 10 seconds of anthem
JUST
>came 5 times in a row when i first discovered this
>tfw I'll never get to relive that moment
It hurts to live tbqh
Fucking boring, and no meme to save it.
2 please
lets see
>Need for Speed becoming more like Burnout
This is arguably the worst. JUST MAKE FOR FUCKING BURNOUT
>Battlefront 2 looks fine
It looks identical to the first, how can you say this?
>A Way Out will be fun [spoilers]to watch other people play online[/spoilers]
>watching letsplays
what is it called?
How can a trailer that showed nothing at all be considered a positive?
At least hooknose prison break told us it was a co-op game.
>can't spoiler tag
>watches other people play video games.
You need to go back
I want to participate the fuck championship filled with fuck players
Did EA really have that little to show that they had to have half an hour of battlefront?
So. Only an indie game that looks like a 2h long coop only interactive story.
Fuck EA. Each year gets worse. At least they didn't had meme Tyler this year.
1/10
Perfection
6/10
Fuck off Sup Forums, stop hating videogames and enjoy your life for once, stop cutting yourself because daddy always hits you :^)
whats the name of the youtuber who had an autism attack, wanna check him out
0/10
Wow this is a good start to e3
it is slowly killing me
>no opinion on sports games
>prison break game looked alright, won't play because no friends
>faggy YouTube "creator" can't read his lines
>Battlefront 2 looks okay, will probably be a let down like the first
I probably missed something but who cares. I'll give it a 5/10.
I wanted a prison break game all my life but I bet it's just going to be cinematic garbage with minimal interactivity instead of a game where you plan an actual evasion
cmon senpai i wanna cum 5 times too
Sounds like you're just some sort of sociopath with no friends. A Way Out looked amazing and I don't know why you'd have anything against sports games. Did you get bullied by jocks or something?
Rooolin
Give me dubs two times in a row.
JUST
This. Genuinely interesting shit here, and they acknowledged backlash from years past and improved a ton.
Sup Forums is such utter shit wow
3/10
Wasn't interested in anything. I find it hard to believe that those were the "best battlefront players", they were all pretty shit. A Way Out has a nice concept, but it looked remarkably stiff in the animation department and voice line delivery was lacking.
>A Way Out looked amazing
they didn't show a second of gameplay you corporate semen drinking chode
5/10 30 min on Star wars was too much
FUCK
I expect a thread with an update for every presentation, faggot
Rolling please
I want my time back.
Thread derailed.
They LITERALLY showed gameplay. You utter cuck. Fuck off and die
>I a giant faggot who wants experience and history in FUCKING SPORTS SIMULATORS
You prefer suck Alex dick´s before improving gameplay faggot
Hello?
rolling for dubs
I left about 10 minutes in after they started playing some Soccer song.