Which one?

Which one?

Black, obviously.

I'm not an edgy teen faggot that needs a red sword.

Dual wield

I would wield a pink sword with matching armour and shield, and I'd carry a banner saying "FAGGOT!"

My enemies would be frightened and confused, wondering what kind of immense power I must have to dare cavort in such a fashion.

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I use sword 1 and glamour it to look like sword 2.

If the game has some transmog-like system, this choice is trivialised.

Candy Cane gun if I have something that applies an on hit effect that stacks infinite times

Candy Cane gun if I was playing on a console.

This depends on your own accuracy. If you can hit 21 shots from the candy cane gun per second then it'll be better than missing 1 shot every other second with the 40 gun.

Weapons with unique texture usually come up with special effects. Thus I'm taking red sword with probable extra on-hit bleed damage.

-1 > -40

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Never liked tracking enemies, so normal gun for me.

>not beating and humiliating your enemies with a giant dildo that does more damage than a sword
easy choice

Normal gun. I don't want a gun that gets sticky 5 minutes after using it.

Ignite does 1 dmg per sec

What's my attack speed

1 per second

see this is the noob trap in games like PoE and torchlight, people see a bunch of random stats tacked on a think its good when really its fuckin shit

>5% chance to be good each attack
nah
i'd take it if the base damage was 5

Choose your weapon

black > red anyway

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>2 attacks per second

GOTTA GO FAST

Axe

Imagine dealing with a 50 hp enemy with super regeneration

Only relevant factor is whether enemies generally have a higher evasion or defense stat.

>choose2
Both.

fist of justice
i can just use a backup weapon or normal fists if fist of justice don't activate

Both have negative power so i guess the red one?

Choose your buff

Anyone who says anything other than glass cannon is a fag

Oh thanks
I really havent thought of increasing attack speed along with double damage.

Going with Glass cannon

glass cannon

Red

Yeah but if you attack -1 times for -40 damage you deal 40 damage per second, while attacking -38 times for -1 damage each only deals 38 damage per second

Just how rare is that color? This is important.

red rare

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depends on recoil

>First level up in a new game you've never played
>Get to choose between leveling one stat
>Attack - Deal more damage
>Defense - Take less damage
>Magic - Get more MP for special moves
>Luck - Increases crit chance on all moves

Which do you pick Sup Forums? Keep in mind you don't know much about the game because you're just starting. No shitter option where you look online for a guide that tells you which one you should pick.

Choose 1: attack at 1.5s = 100
Choose 2: attack at 1.5s = 150

Current hero based on majority choices

At least put a smile on his face.

>Plus 1 Defense Armor

Candycane Gun is fucked.

Attack

Attack.

Well I'd like to at least know what 'special moves' there are. Like if I can buff myself to do more damage.

I ask a friend who has played the game what to pick.

Time - 0s
Choice 1 = 100
Choice 2 = 50
Time - 1s
Choice 1 = 200
Choice 2 - 150
:^)

SELECT YOUR CHARACTER

STAG BABY

>no Giant Hornet

shit list

>wants Giant Hornet
>posts Cricket
What did he mean by this?

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Not if the minimum hit is 1

Choose one and only one.

For some reason the idea of fake muscles and a wife beater is making me laugh like an idiot

is this about team fortress?
>find out all demoman weapons are worse than stock
why is this allowed

>no immovable object
>no stupidly op helmet
>no stupidly op gauntlets/tonfas/katars/cestus/fist-based weapons
>no stupidly op axe/cleaving weapon
>no stupidly op hammer/mace/blunt weapon

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armor of the restless because the shield is countered by the spear but it doesnt matter how much damage you take from the sword if you cant die

>pick armor of the restless
>captured and tortured for the rest of eternity

>Automatic deflect 1 hit, doing 0 damage to you
>This passive has a cooldown of 1 sec
Normal gun is fucked

the shield doesnt say it blocks anything, it just says the player cannot be hit i.e. shield and sword will just always miss their target
shield best choice

Edgy hanzo mains spotted.

How can they hurt you? You're wearing armor.

all in the not free DLC

I was hoping to see it use the stinger.

What if it hits the Shield/your clothing?

>multiplayer game

The armor is outright the best. No matter what, you eventually beat anyone.

I guess the guy with the bow can kite you for eternity.

Depends what the color of my armor is.

thats a good point, if that stops the shield from working id change to something else

>shielding yourself with your phylactery

STAG BEETLE
But Goliath Birdeater is my aracnofu

Also this game needs a special boss akin to Minion in the old Twisted metals

A fucking tarentula hawk the size of a small bird