Did Randy save it? what are the current player numbers?

Did Randy save it? what are the current player numbers?

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it never had a chance
>awful microtransactions
>pve behind a $30 wall
>cringeworthy voice acting
>disgusting visuals and animations
>deformed and visually grotesque characters
>gear unbalance
I could go on, but you all know it's flaws.

I played a few matches recently and there's nothing wrong with game. It's fun actually. The only problem i had with gameplay was how hard is to distinguish things in the middle of the action because of the design style. I found players to play easily, so yeah, there are more people playing now than before i guess.

fuck Randy

what are the numbers

This, it doesn't deserve the hate it get's, but it still has a lot of problems. I wouldn't recommend anyone play it with its low playerbase, long queue times, and 43GB download. but I still got some enjoyment out of it. Oh and I forgot to mention the fucking grind, do they actually think people are going to be playing this long enough for anyone too unlock those characters? 32k for one character? Come on.

I played it when it first came out, its just not a very good or fun game

Post yfw you are not Randy Pitchfork

That's fine, there are games that do what BB does a lot better.

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>tfw a huge fan of the borderlands series but cant help the fact that the devs are so fucking retarded

What happen to season pass holder since battleborn turns f2p?

>how dare you speak to me

Kek

you get a thank you from Randy

I believe they got everything they were promised. People who owned the game previously or played it got a ton of stuff.

I'm sure they'll figure something out to appease all two of them.

>tfw actually wanted to try Battleborn but didn't because Payday 2

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Honestly the gear system was a major turn off for me. I bought this game for $8 and played a few matches even when it was dead.

I just thought it was so stupidly complex for absolutely no reason.

The menus are a mess and just overall playing it felt frustrating and stressful and I even went in WANTING to like the game a lot.

never gets old.

The only people who should have Twitter accounts with their real name are marketing experts. That is, the only two things that should happen on Twitter are curated advertisements and anonymous shitposting. It's almost surprising that companies haven't figured this out yet.

>How dare you speak to me.
Every time.

sometimes randy is just an asshole

>ugly women
>loooong face is loooong
>ugly men that look like jews

Does their marketing and art departments have any idea what they're doing?
The first thing you think of when someone mentions Overwatch Characters is Tracer or Widowmakers ASS

How was it complex? Do you mean all of the "5 seconds after a melee do abilities have 12% faster cooling .5% of the time" stuff? I'm not a fan of that either.

The whole art style is all over the fucking place just with the characters.

Say what you want about Overwatch, but the art is consistent. Battleborn looks like they mashed together the models and terrain from like 5 or 6 different games with barely a touch up.

Colors clash like crazy in it so it's hard to make out what's important

People bring up lore reasons as to why all of Battleborn's characters belong with there being 4 or 5 seperate planets, but it really does feel like they got a bunch of artists to make what they thought was a good design, and then they passed that onto modelers.

No waifus, it had no chance.

Funny that you mention the Tracer ASS
I remember Battleborn being almost to come out
And all Sites and youtube channels was talking about tracer ASS.

Im fine for my game characters not having to be pretty.
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Stop posting used goods.

Paladins is free and 100 times better.
This game has no market.

>awful microtransactions
I always wonder, What was so "Awful about theMicroctransactions", which came months later.

It was a bunch of skins that were added to the game, that you could buy if you wanted directly and thats it.

Instead of being the right way to do it is having gambling crates that cost so people throw over 200 bucks and maybe not get what they want to get.

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>not being the reason why she's used goods

Played a PvP match finally. It was pretty relaxing desu. I thought it'd be more involved than dota, but there's a lot less actual clicking. It's like playing a relaxing fps, with less strategy than dota.

JUST

>free to play
>774 players

holy fuck what a trainwreck

Why dont you post the granny version?

That brown guy clearly fucked her though.

Even among characters of the same race they have wonky as fuck design. Just look at Montana, Deande, Ghalt, and Thorn. All humans but they look so freakishly different that they feel like leftovers from a game. Just look at Montana's ugly proportions and the fact that Ghalt has stereotypical hugeass lips. Deande just looks ill fitting as fuck next to both.

lmao hahahahahhaah

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Is Battleborn the most unwanted game of all time?

She's canonically 1 year old as of 2017, it's not too late.

>Montana
Human i guess... but everybody specially oscar Mike laught and know he have a tiny head

>Deande
she is supposed to be from the vampire raze
I mean... her skin tone is a tell... but im not 100% sure, but she probably isnt human.

>Ghalt
Just because he is black he doesnt look human? he is pretty straight forward dessign for a human

Thorn
She is more of an Elf, the weird part, is that there is mentions that Boldur is Thorn Grandfather...
Which i dont know if its as a joke, just as an adoptive grandfather.... or a real one.

People who said the game does fine on consoles were fucking lying, played the Xbox trial and it took minutes to get into a match, not even counting the actual minute it takes for you to pick your character, skins and loadouts

this its dead on consoles too

mmmm, Dont know if the Servers will divide people as well in consoles...
Or thats just a Steam thing.

I feel bad for randy.

Whats fascinating about Montana is that he's reused from Brothers In Arms Furious 4. He just had normal proportions in that.

I love it around the 1 minute mark. Seeing all those discounted unsold copies of Battleborn really warms my heart.

the end is fucking hilarious too.

He acts like a complete asshole most of the time on twitter, he took down all the old versions of Duke Nukem 3D and Bulletstorm that were for sale and replaced them with drastically more expensive remasters, the colonial marines debacle, and the terrible writing in pre-sequel. He deserves it.

lmao that was fucking terrific.

Never forget Randy wanted 60 bucks for a Bulletstorm remaster.

Why does Peacekeeper faction have all the "good" characters?

Oscar, Benedict, Ernest, Galileo. Only characters even remotely as interesting or not terrible are Deande and Whiskey

You can't really give Montana a bigger head, then its going to look giant and be too easy to land headshots with. Deande's isn't human so that can explain the skin, and she has four fingers as well. Ghalt is just a black guy, and well, black people have larger lips than most other races. Thorn isn't human either, she's just this game's elf race.

because they are pretty straight forward millitary faction
the rest start getting out of control

They actually nailed Tracer's stupid animations.

He needs to cut his losses and get off twitter.

Whats the deal with the spike in player numbers? Haven't played payday 2 in forever.

its free

It's free for a limited time.

its free for a limited time?
I thought it was "the first 5 millions get serve first"

I hope that is the case because the only reason I clicked the install button was to steal 1 copy away from a poorfag child in some faraway country, am not even gonna bother downloading it

edgy

BADASS

Game is discounted to shit at my local Walmart. Is 7 bucks too much for this(ps4 here). Do I need to buy anything else if I get the physical copy? Much love and God bless.

not worth 7 bucks, buy some beef jerky instead

If you don't like the game you can still use the disc as a coaster and you will have an extra ps4 game case. Not a bad buy. However it should be noted you can get the game for $5

Something about this post makes me laugh hard

Its because its true lol. Jerky is good and has lots of protein. This game sucks balls and offers nothing.

well, You will have the normal content, except for what the season pass had.

you can download the free version, if you like it, get the 7 dollar version, and then the campaign PVE and 25 characters will be unlock.

I wonder how Randy feels about people actually playing Battleborn for the first time in moths.

he has no feelings hes autistic

> there are People who feel bad for this jerk

post the nude version, I can only find the bikini version

>buys trashmans hair

People are to busy playing overwatch for the double xp.

Battle born will be forgotten

>more people look at battleborn porn than play the game

How dare you speak to me.

this can't be real, he must be on the spectrum if it is.

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thank you

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>Montana a bigger head, then its going to look giant and be too easy to land headshots with
THEN REDUCE HIS FUCKING BODY SIZE

lol

Would being able to kill kid ultra... count as killing kids in a video game?
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My favourite

It's really just fucking Randy.

I mean there are idiots working there, but they're mostly harmless idiots.

Randy is a fucking wrecking ball. How the fuck this guy manages to schmooze people enough to not end up burning every bridge in the industry I'll never fucking know. The only thing I can think of is that everyone who meets him just pities him for being so fucking ignorant of literally everything that they just throw him a bone. And then all he has to do is meet everyone he possibly can who could throw him worthwhile bones.

SFM When?

Apparently there is an entire species who look like Montana.

I think Ghalt, Phoebe, Kleese and Reyna are the only actual humans. Anyone else who looks vaguely human is an alien.

Every fucking character is cringey and repulsive in this game.

>I feel bad for randy
People like you are the reason why gearbox will not die, I hope destiny 2 gets released at the same time as memelands 3 to put the final nail in the coffin for Randy cancerous company

Kid Ultra takes inspiration from Mega Man, console gaming nostalgia with a cartoonish design that fits in great with the universe of BB. His personality is that of a boy living in his hero fantasy crossed with the ego of Buzz Lightyear adding a comedic charm to him while also being a source of moral support in a bleak war with impossible odds.
The latest OW character is a cyberpunk version of Laura Matsuda from Street Fighter to save time on actually having to come up with an original design that looked sexy because Blizzard can do no wrong in the eyes of the fickle young newcomers to their company. Her personality is cutesy and carefree because we don't have enough cutesy crap from D.va and Tracer. And too add to that unnecessary cutesy vibe they give her that damn boop catchphrase which really doesn't fit when she is meant to be some sort of antihero.

Battleborn characters have a lot more depth than Overwatch's Main Jane archetype of characters they have with only their nationalities to really make them stand out. You are not going to tell me that Battleborn has bad characters when Gearbox clearly has put a lot of thought into making them.

>there's nothing wrong with game
>This, it doesn't deserve the hate it get's
So you guys didnt had a problem with the following:
>Vomit inducing artstyle
>Horrible Gearbox™ humour
>Horrible voice acting
>Disgusting and intrusive user interface
>Horrible characters like cock neck and brianna wu fairy

Nah you're just jaded.

>yfw Randy now claims he was not responsible for poking the bear that ended up mauling to death his game