>who are her parents?
Who are her parents?
...
>who cares
me
Explained in the comic
I wanna hear this theory. I'm saying it's Ratman and Caroline.
She's Zoey's sister. They got separated right before the outbreak.
Explain
>Ratman
Are you saying Cave Johnson is actually Cuck Johnson?
Cave Johnson never had a relationship with Caroline. Also, Chell's project says her dad was talking about his boss Mr.Johnson.
Not according to the removed rape dialog
The removed tape dialogue is about taking Caroline's memories to preserve her to run the company. It sounded rapey brcause she is being forced to do something.
That is the definition of rape.
>tumblr definition
Rape involves sex, friend
>you can actually scan that QR code
neat
Chell must be related to a known character, otherwise her last name wouldn't be redacted like that.
>Chell is just insane and dreams of escaping Aperture
I would love this retcon
Two Aperture employees who conceived her for the sole purpose of making a test subject. They had nothing more to do with her after she was born, leaving the task of raising her up to the rest of the company.
>Ratman
stop
Chuck and Elle
Asians love portmanteau
its me im her dad