The last character you played as is now your roommate. The problem is that your old roommate, Soldier...

The last character you played as is now your roommate. The problem is that your old roommate, Soldier, is now legally within his rights to kill your new roommate. Will he succeed?

>image related is my new roommate
Yes, because I can kill soldiers while playing as him

...

Ha.

Not sure how this would play out. I mean Dallas is skilled but he's a bank robber, he's never faced an enemy like soldier before

Just turn on protect from ranged and melee his ass

FOR THE CHANCELLOR

Is the soldier afraid of snakes? If so, then no, if yes, then yeah since Noodle isn't violent or confrontational.

>meleeing Soldier
He has the Escape Plan which lets him outrun you

>last played as:
But I don't want Soldier as a fucking roomate. SOLDIER IS THE WORST ROOMMATE

Sorry Soldier, but you're dead as fuck.

>Winston

Outside of his size knocking some stuff over, he'd be a good roomie.

>melee a soldier
retard

I can't tell if that image is supposed to say he's racist or if he's just being retarded

Most likely both.

It wasn't specified in the original post you can't just change the rules. YOU BROKE THE FUCKING WOOLS

There is no john wick game. >;(

He'll just fucking neck snap that twiggy ass runescape character then

If i was soldier i wouldn't test her patience.

What's faster, portal hopping or rocket surfing?

There are no words to describe how completely, utterly, dead he will be.

And then he herded them onto a BOAT

you can play as him in payday 2

>helldivers
Luckily, they'll get along just fine.

>solider tries to kill chell
>chell: the cake is a lie.
>soldier: oh shit!
>the solider shoots himself with a rocket
the perfect crime

>Myself in my shitty MMO
Well that would be a nice battle to watch, who can be more accurate, since the character is just a normal human with a tiny bit of superhuman capabilities and can die from weapons and shit that are common.
If he hits with the rocket launcher it is probably he would be toast if the armor is broken.

>Quake Ranger.
My room will get blasted in a duel of rocket jumping.

Depends on his loadout.

It'll be awkward as hell though and may devolve into angry sex.

He'll starve before he ever reaches him

That Depends.
Are we assuming Soldier is smart enough to rocket jump over our mine field, snares, and remote bombs?

>chell
>speaking
>doomguy
>ripping and tearing people he can't reach
Soldier will just stand atop a small ledge
UNLESS IT'S A FARM