There are.no.games where you get to.date: orcs trolls...

>There are.no.games where you get to.date: orcs trolls, monster girls of any kind or ANYTHING that isnt weeb bait moe trash elves or some other generic human-but-different-color race.
Why is this allowed?

someone explain this to me.

Why doesn't he just fuck them all?

Pussy is between the front legs, not the back ones

western devs dont give a fuck about monster girls when it's easier to just re-use base human models for everything
he's pure

Supposed to be something like she's that innocent if I remember right.

because it's an anime entirely about blue-balling the viewer.

Like all Harems

But it's explicitly stated at one point that it's not, she only has a horse pussy.

No it's not.

>user wants to be hardcore but his waifu won't let him

Because centaurs are absolute garbage in literally every aspect possible.

Rune Factory 3

but grimsby...

>No actual underwear around the crotch
Must be weird always flashing everyone your horse vagina.

Skyrim lets you hook up with orcs and argonians.

But then again, Skyrim's "romances" aren't exactly well done.

>Because centaurs are absolute garbage in literally every aspect possible.
You mean absolute shit. Centaurs would literally smell of shit, had they existed.

Make an indie game called:

Some Like it Horde
Orcs Don't Wear Ties
Trollmeo and Drooliete
Sex, lies and Axehandle tape
Dawn of the Date
Sexzerker
I'm Sorry but it's Ogre Between Us

I wonder why then i realize they can't reach around to wipe their own assholes clean.

>tfw centaurs even taint the glory that is scorpions and make a majority of scorpion monstergirls centaur-based shit
This fucking sucks.

>he just wants to have horse anuses explained again.

Because demons and other things you furry fetishists slobber over are shit and only good as enemies to butcher.

Not at all. I know they have no bowel control though like most animals.

>doesn't know that horse anus is self cleaning

why would a reptile need such huge tits?

For polishing spears of course

keep in mind this was written back when Argonians looked like this.

so they can be titty fucked

venom sacks

>Agressive chick forcing herself onto you
>have to be more forceful for her to crumble and you can plow her
h-hot

That i was not aware of. But why would it smell like shit? From all instances i've seen a horse poop it really doesn't touch any part of itself except possible the tail.

>scorpions dance and make out before fucking
Never would have expected this

>Sexzerker
Are you absolutely sure this isn't already a thing?

>mfw when small dick

JUST

well remember, if you like centaur girls, you'd be a cuck in their universe anyway. if you're fine with being a teaser, more power to you.

Colbras make hearts and "kiss" as part of their courtship and females show maternal instinct unlike other snakes.

Horsepussy is sensitive enough to feel a small human dong, and unlike stallions humans can last longer than a few seconds.
So this meme is stupid.

Because argonians breastfeed.

They can both lay eggs and give live birth, whichever is preferable in their current climate. Those tiddies are for taking care of the latter.

Also, I've been hearing that argonians are big fans of interbreeding with other races, so this ability would make them particularly good at that.

I like how the positioning in this image looks like a giantess about to lick that hors pussy

But you know what isn't a stupid meme?
>*breaks leg*

>meme

did you even read the manga?

FUCKING FAGGOTS STOP PUSHING THIS SHIT MEME!!!!!
a centaur would work on MLP rules, they are civilized, have technology, and magic maybe. they would be well bathed and nice and clean and smell good!

Breath of Fire really was ahead of it's time in at least one way.

>horsefag damage control after his shitty monstergirls gets btfo

I seem to remember an actual horsefucker from /trash/ saying that horse vaginas will squeeze around an undersized dick and feel tight

Sauce now

So are centaurs an excuse to fuck horses for people who don't want to admit they want to fuck horses?

>interbreeding
This always triggers my autism. How would it even fucking work? Would the offspring be some hybrid mutant? Would it take after the mother? Father? Would the fertilized egg even take to begin with?

Monster Musumeno Iru Nichijou

Well, horse dicks are large

I like Cerea for her personality and tits rather than her lower half.

Because the Japanese pioneered monster girls as a unified concept.
Western devs can barely even begin to get into H-games, let alone make something with monster girls. They just don't "get" it, and neither do you.

>they haven't seen the autistic amount of math that has been done to prove that human cock is about as big as the usable length of a pony stallion in MLP, meaning the human stamina would make any human an ultra fuck machine that is sought after by all the horse waifus.

its a little different from full size horses, but the first few inches are the most sensative, and the stamina/ use of hands means we would be better lovers than a stallion to any size horse girl.

plus horse pussy can close up to fit just about any size anyway.

overall: horses >women

why are you quoting me? I said horse anus is self cleaning.

HIST

SAP

>it's a horse fucking thread

For attracting mates

if you haven't put in the time, dont act like you are an expert when we have a board full of experts.
see

I think playing this game at a young age is what got me into monstergirls.

don't spoonfeed retards you retard

And yet stallions are still premature ejaculators.
So not only would a female centaur very much feel your small human dick, but it would also drive her mad because centaurs aren't used to prolonged sex.

Go away Sup Forums

Why did a thread about monster girls derail into a thread about bestiality?

Most mammals don't have sex for fun.

>/mlp/ is leaking from its board

Reminds me of that user that supposedly fucked a dolphin.

>thinking this thread was about monstergirls in the first place

>MLP shit
With real horses this doesn't mean shit. Real stallions > Humans in size.
Human stamina > horse stamina
That's the only thing really working in our favor in the animal kingdom.

monter girls=beastiality people in denial

>horsefuckers are so desperate they ignore *breaks leg* in favor of desperate damage control without a single citation and instead with fallacies

In TES lore kids are always the race of the mother and take some traits from the father.
>Nord + Orc = Pale Orc

Horse Penis is not ridgid like human penis. It's closer to being fucked with a hot blood filled waterballoon than a hard shaft.

Furthermore, as has been noted, horse vagina can retract up to the diameter of a dime. And female horses have been known to display mating behavior towards their male handlers.

Horses are such huge sluts they not only want the cock, they tell you they want the cock, and are probably the only animal that can consent to the cock.

>*action*
You're being ignored because you're a total newfag who doesn't know a damn thing.

>bronies are still a thing

I've masturbated to that doujin like thirty times

>dolphin fags
they are the only true enemies, they need to realize horse pussy is the best in all the world

have you seen a mare's clit? its massive, easy to stimulate. you can easily make a mare cum. even with a full grown horse, a human would easily make a better lover

>thinking im in denial.
>mfw

>see a new archive on sad panda with your favorite tags
>its a fucking patreon advertisement.

Usually I like monster girls that aren't just cosplay but at some point you're just having sex with a horse. Right now I'm working on shortstacks, maybe next game will have more monstrous girls.

How long do horses last? I last like a minute to 30 sec

Same here.

7 vaganas

In most known cases the offspring take after the mother with only a few traits of the father being inherited.

One case is the arena champion in Oblivion.
His mother was an orc and so was he, but he was freakishly powerful due to his father being a vampire.

Although which races are compatible and which aren't is a grey area, outside of Mer (elves) and humans.
But among TES's races, argonians are particularly weird, so who knows with them.

I have an idea in my head for a race-based MMO, in which all playable races are half-breeds between humans and monster girls. You'd get to play as a half-harpy, a half-orc, a half-elf, half-slime, etc.

Too bad it'll never happen because I am too shit to accomplish things in life. I've got it all down already, down the skills and progression.

You should actually go watch some horsefucking videos where dudes with average sized dongs make mares have trembling orgasms. A stallion will ejaculate in literally 2 thrusts so his dick size doesn't mean shit.

>mfw

dogs can consent too, but horses consent the most definately

that is an offensive term for us

stallions? like 3-4 thrusts. but you shoudl probably kys.

>horsefuckers are so desperate they think that horses aren't fucked if they break legs
LOVIN
EVERY
LAUGH

...Why in the holy fuck would anyone want to watch a man pounding a horse?

The best threads on Sup Forums are always the most wildly off-topic ones.

>that is an offensive term for us

Whatever you say, Ja-brony

you should leave...
before we post the best mares pack

Katt is the best BoF character.

>Lala still best girl
>Not even bestiality
>Arc is focusing her and second best girl, Suu
Damn, its great to have good taste

...

>making out violently
>claw holding with intertwined pincers
>dancing a tango while breeding

Scorpions can't be possibly more based.

I hate everything

Harpies and driders some games have them, but never as regular npcs you can interact with only enemies.

>all monstergirls are part animal

Thanks to Sup Forums i've seen my fair share of everything. I'm rather versed in the field anyway thanks to some furry/brony fags i know that have shown my articles about the art of horse fuckery.

It might help if i ever become a vet otherwise it's useless since i'm not ever going to be a horse fucker. After learning the kinda shit you can get from animals anyway bestiality and sex in general is just a really bad idea.

>Best girl
>Not Tio

>no vagina
Is "she" a digimon?

horse pussy got me like

H-How do you... you know. Do things with her.