Calling it now, Xbox Scorpio's non-project name will be the Xbox 10 S

Calling it now, Xbox Scorpio's non-project name will be the Xbox 10 S.
It will run Windows 10 S for its operating system.

I'm calling your mom right now.

If it comes with Microsoft Office, sony ponies will make fun of it forever, but it'll sell twice as many units as any PlayStation.

>Xbox Live now includes Office 365
Honestly, Microsoft would be retarded not to do this.
So, there's a good chance they won't do it.

That's definitely Spencer's master plan, but I don't think this is the year for it yet.

This is their last chance. Gates and Spencer want it, and if they wait any longer, Xbox will be the next Sega.

So far, the Scorpio is the Dreamcast 2.0 in an era where PC is becoming a mainstream alternative to consoles, so it's on the edge of crashing ever harder than Sega.

Please don't, she throws me in the naughty box every time she gets a crank call.

Xbox Switch running at 900p upscaled to 4K

Any chance we'll get the stripped version of windows 8/10 to run only games on it?

I'm going to throw my dick in her naughty box, if you know what I mean.

So now they will add that piece of shit OS to everything?

>It will run Windows 10 S for its operating system.
I will be surprised if it doesnt run win10

>there are over 126 kinds of data windows 10 collects
>steamcucks and xbot fags will defend this

This is a problem because?

>Any chance we'll get the stripped version of windows 8/10 to run only games on it?
That would actually be neat. Dual booting that with a Linux distro would be really nice.
They could name it Xbox OS, but it probably wouldn't let you run Steam or GOG games.

>what does a console with no games need?
>ah yes, an office suite so you can type a word document with your xbox controller
you guys are seriously hilarious

OP here, it's not a problem to me, I'd actually like it. Maybe it'll make PC games better.

That would imply Xbox had exclusives that were innovative and dearly beloved as Sonic genesis + Adventure 1 and Shenmue which there not (at least in Japan) if anything Nintendo is going the way of Sega because of their absolutely shit decisions and making games no body fucking asked for like federation force, starfox zero and Hey Pikmin. Seitch will probably be their last console.

what if (and this is so crazy it just might work) they called the next Xbox,

XBOX TWO

The Xbox One supports keyboard, they could just throw in mouse support.
Also, a lot of people already have their Xbones connected to monitors.

fuck off, no one wants to use office on their fucking Xbox. Why would I want to use a $500 console to type a word document that I can type on any windows shitbook?

I own a decenpt pc build, why would I want to get a xbox if those """exclusives""" are gonna be available on pc anyways?

they're calling it the XboxU

I thought the Wii U was the Dreamcast 2.0? Now Xbox One is a Dreamcast 2.0 too? So the PS4 is competing against TWO Dreamcast 2.0s? This makes the PS2 vs Dreamcast look like walk in the park.

What if they're planning on making a Steam Machine, but with Windows instead? Bringing PC gaming to the living room. The XBox will be a prebuilt PC, it'll run Windows, will be able to do anything a PC can do, and run every PC game.

There's a lot of broke college students who want to play video games and be able to do their homework.

Wasn't there some connection between official Microsoft and Steam servers that someone found?
That would be amazing.
Too bad I prefer GOG.

>"Why did you call it the Xbox 10 S?"
>"Because it's ten times more powerful than the Xbone!"
Your face when

>expecting Microsoft will ever learn how to count

If Microsoft let the Xbox run all PC games, people wouldn't buy shit and would just pirate the PC versions on the Scorpios. There's no fucking way it runs anything other than Xbox software (and maybe select UWP apps)

Windows 10 S doesn't let you install anything outside of the Windows Store, so it would prevent exactly what you said.

he said
>Bringing PC gaming to the living room. The XBox will be a prebuilt PC, it'll run Windows, will be able to do anything a PC can do, and run every PC game.
The vast majority of PC games are not UWP apps

>Bringing PC gaming to the living room
But I have long HDMI cable.

Xbox doesn't want old games, they're going to make all Scorpio games UWP exclusives.

This

At least we'll be able to pirate Xbox games, if they don't come to Steam.

enjoy your lack of good way to use a controller/mouse on the couch, and if not enjoy your lack of aim assist making games virtuall useless to play, and lack of controller only servers making multiplayer useless, and lack of split screen coop (which obviously is more rare than it should be) which eliminates basically all of the things a console provides

>b.. b.. but muh steam, praise gaben XD
>b.. b.. but muh fps!

That would be good and the only reason that actually justifies the existence of a Microsoft console . Going full hybrid is the only chance of success at this point, just like Nintendo understood.

This

>tfw PlayStation will never do some cool hybrid concept like a console/PC or a console/handheld ;_;

Would this mean compatibility with PC games and mouse/keyboard support?

That'd be unlikely, Windows 10 S can't run Steam.

So the Xbox 10 S is the Windows 10 S, nice move from Microsoft. They merged their console and PC division together into one. I seen this coming with Xbox Play Anywhere. So now Nintendo has merged their Console with their Handheld and Microsoft merged their Console with their Windows 10 PC, while Sony has done jack shit. Is this turning out to be the best gen?

>It's the Wii One fag again

What the fuck is Sony doing, Sonyigger? Microsoft and Nintendo have merged their divisions together into one division, Sony isn't doing jack shit.

More like putting all their games on PC while Xniggers get Microsoft Office, retard.

Xbox 10 S is a PC, nigger

Anyone else notice all the Microsoft shills come out of hiding only for E3?

Yeah, a PC with a performance ceiling.

Happens every year.

It out performs PCs just at $399.

why not Microsoft?
>thanks for beta testing pcfag

Even the brokest of college students own some piece of shit laptop. Nobody is going to use a fucking Xbox to run Office, especially since they'd have to pay for it instead of pirating it on their laptop.

I can play with a mouse and keyboard on my couch. I have a table that has part of it lift out.

>implying Office 365 won't be free with Xbox Live

MS is retarded for not just selling a PC. They're finally learning but it's still dumb they want to force win10 so bad

all they have to do is sell games on their own store and get tons of ez money

Hello Asher Madan.

>split screen games
what year is it again?

Who?

Cancerbox.

I would think that would cause confusion with the Xbox One S

they do this because they are falling apart, both nintendo and xbox, sony is doing great with ps4 they dont need to merge it with vita

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its still more expensive than >free

Sony has been trying to merge their film and game divisions for a long time now, why do you think they keep making cinematic experiences?

>they do this because they are falling apart
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Sony has been trying to merge their film and game divisions for a long time now

I might buy it

He's obviously right, tough, they were forced by sony overwhelming success, otherwise nothing would have changed.

It's going to be Xbox One Two [/spoiler]that's all[/spoiler]

I haven't owned a console since the 360 launched. I really don't get owning them anymore when I have a PC and now especially so with the gay upgraded versions.

This shit will be like 500+ dollars. Who the fuck would pay that much when you could get a PC that does all that and more for a better bargain...not to mention every game available worth having for the xbox one is on the PC as well. Makes no sense.

If I were to buy a system, it'd be the ps4 to play bloodborne or the switch to play botw and the new Mario coming out. Otherwise, consoles can fuck off and die already.

>Buying consoles for a single game
I have over than 200 Xbox games between the 360 and X1, so I think my purchase is much more justified than yours. Good for you if you prefer the PC. I only use mine for work.

Well I'm happy it did.

XBOX 2

>tfw it's called that because you turn 2° and walk away

The Scorpio walks away from you.

loooool

mstards are beyond delusional

it wont even hit surface levels of relevance

I don't like that analogy. If something is The Dreamcast 2.0, it's the peak of classic Japanese gaming and style encapsulated in a modern platform, like Switch or even the Wii U.

Being branded "SEGA" is an honor.

If anything, the Scorpio is the Atari Jaguar: Clunky, pointless and will probably look like a toilet too.

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