Late night maiden saving

Back again, and about time too.
the princess has been captured by a terrifying robot of unimaginable technological might!
quickly user, how will you save her from his metal grasp?

I'm doing this on my phone

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Where?

Oh, this is easy! I'll just pick up my Expandotron™ and use it towards my advantage.

So many settings, though! And who to shoot? How complicated...

>weight
oh god i see where this is going

He seems to be at the perfect range for this

I dunno, OP. I don't think that little robot stands a chance against me. I mean, look at that high tech armour I'm wearing.

Curiously, you select the WEIGHT option. The monitor installed on the side of the gadget asks if you're sure in your selection.

It'd be easy to hit the robot, and a precise shot could land onto the princess. You wonder what would happen regardless.

Whatever happened to this story?

I need closure and giant waifus.

We should shoot ourself with the Weight Option until our density equals a black hole.

oh no, im not touching this one.
no one knows.

THIS

....nothing personnel kid

"Well," you figure, "becoming a black hole isn't the way I thought I'd go. Hopefully the princess can escape in time before I engulf the planet."

You place the Expandotron™ to your head. Beads of sweat pour down your brow. Here goes nothing...

IT BEGINS

You fuck the Dex roll and it misses and hits a catgirl who was sneaking up on you.

Didn't they make a board for these fucking threads?

with the only thing i know how
suck on his big fat robo dick

Sup Forums saves the princess threads are not quest threads, as they are not a series of commands to further a narrative but (usually anyway) Sup Forums users saving the princess via different video game techniques.

the sexyfier 9000 has been upgraded!

/qst/, which is a shitty board.
And Save the Princess threads are generally more of an open-ended "Here's what I'd do, r8" sort of thing. Some people make quest narratives out of it for fun.

This is pretty much what you expected. To make it worse, this blast drained all the energy out of the Expandotron™. You've added a few dozen pounds onto your frame. The robot laughs at your ignorance, while the princess looks...oddly dismayed.

Lucky for you, using one of the other options seems like a possibility.

Fine, but these threads are just an excuse to get that drawfag to draw your porn. Have fun.

Use height on yourself.

While it recharges, open the Miscellaneous menu.
Yes, and? It's fun... most of the time.

yeah, i dont know whats been up with these threads lately. usually theyre full of "oh, i use the portal gun" or "i use this one ability from SOTN" but every one lately has been people sitting around waiting for

oh there he is.
have you got a name drawanon?

/qst/ and it honestly killed quests.

er
i dont have a name actually.
should i?
i hope im not ruining these threads by being here.

>ruining
Not him, but no. You're just having your fun. Sup Forums cycles through people constantly. No name is really needed either. You're just some guy doing your thing.

Anyway, I whip out my Turret.

LOL

You blast the gizmo onto you again. Not only are you a fat virgin, you're a tall fat virgin. At least your coworkers won't call you "manlet" again. The robot is shocked at your decision, while the princess is even more perturbed.

The confusion in the air bides you enough time to select the MISC option.

i dont want a name, at least not yet.
wot
BODY SLAM THE ROBOT

Reset then shoot yourself with Height, Custom: Muscle, Custom: Scorpion Tail

Breast, aimed at the Robutt.

That thread slowed down because eurohours and it was getting kinda stale, so I decided not to drag it on and quickly wrapped it up
Have one last pic about it though

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This turned out okay

use reset on robot

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The stars are falling. Do you feel it?

the robo is pissed and has deployed additional countermeasures. great work genius.
not a quest, go away

forgot the picture

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Pow!

With an impeccable amount of force, you rush your flabby body straight into the robot, sending him flying to who knows where! You're kind of impressed in yourself for doing this. Meanwhile, the princess watches this intensive feat of strength with astonishment. The Expandotron is left nearby.

How do you get those nice ass lines? They're as arousing as the picture's contents themselves.

I miss notapallidan, yozhman, text adventure, etc on this board. It was great part of Sup Forums for years. /qst/ is great with its added features but its to slow and lacks the vibe of when the threads were on Sup Forums.

use the sexyfier on yourself so she will not want to kill you

Use the Expandotron to give yourself muscles instead of fat.

Summon my Fursona

/qst/ totally killed quest threads.
and when you complain about this you get told: "you have your own board quit complaining".
really sucks.

Why is /qst/ so bad?

It turns out it's not as fun without the board culture/semi off-topicness

PS pencil tool kinda sucks so I just draw a thick line and then thin it with an eraser. SAI has much nicer lines with the binary brush but I don't know much about it and I don't like SAI much

GAME OVER

OP's autism got the better of him, and he self destructed and his obnoxious dyke robot drowned in piss

I'm sure there's a board for this, take it there.

imagine being so mad over a thread on an imageboard you go through this level of effort

low traffic, mostly. quests were like street performances. fun to stop by and watch while walking past.
but /qst/ is all the jolly street performers in the same building. inconvenient and out of the way, its sort of a pain to go there for anything but the one thing your following on twitter.

>grr im mad
>better call him mad
nice thread. im sure your future abusive husband would briefly approve

A satisfying conclusion.

>"G-geez, user. You didn't had to go through all that trouble to save me, you know. Sooner or later there would've been an escort troops or something. ...Wow, your shoulders are really broad. Huh? Wuh-I didn't say anything! Let's just go back to the castle. I-we gotta introduce you to the king."

Let's go back in time a little.
>/tg/ does not exist yet
>Sup Forums is the dedicated Games of all kind board
>Including forum games, a sub-set of which is Board/Thread Quests
>Quests are usually 1-thread-long, sometimes text sometimes picture, sometimes both
>Complaints start piling up in Meta thread(s) about how this shit, almost everything about Warhammer, magic, Yugioh, D&D, etc. isn't "video-games," Moot makes /tg/ for all this shit
>/tg/ and Sup Forums both have Quest threads, predominantly /tg/ for all the formal ones, everyone's happy again
>Fast forward to a few years ago under not Moot
>People are whining in Meta threads on /tg/ about Quests being the cancer killing /tg/ and the like
>Year later, still more bitching
>Eventually Jap-Moot gets the idea to make a dedicated Quest board as a trial
>It sticks and is pretty good for about 3-5 months
>As time goes by until today, it just gets more and more meh, losing all the charm the threads had on other boards, since it now was nothing but people who wanted to Quest and not a mixture of Questers and regular boarders which gave it variety and life
>And it's still relatively fast at 10 days for a thread to die
>Has more or less turned into a giant content creator circle-jerk
>/tg/ still puts up with the occasional Quest since it's not required that Quests be posted on /qst/, but not many

better watch your step so you don't accidentally step on the expandotron

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>other people are having fun
>better shit up the thread
is there really absolutely nothing else you could be doing right now?
go walk the dog.

the robot is confused.
the princess is unimpressed.
looks like you were ugly enough to have the sexy ray turn you into a mediocre girl.

You don't remember seeing a "muscle" option on the Expandotron. Perhaps you'd need to find another way to --

Hey, where is the Expandotron, anyway? You scramble to find it.

You may now control the princess.
I hate drawing on a phone.

Use it on the princess if we are not sexy enough to seduce the robot.

Use the Sexyfier again.
Help him find the Expandotron

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*again on yourself

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>princess
Well then, unlock the true power of the Expandotron. After all, we are the science princess.

Now, where could it be...oh, there it is! The princess just zapped you with it, and thankfully she seemed to understand your predicament.
The princess isn't really the science princess...but, she is quite the frivoulous one.

>$4.99 has been deducted from your account for the Infinite Recharge DLC. Enjoy your purchase!

Have the princess zap you with Height and Misc:Custom:Muscles.

Kek.
Well then, Princess begins fulfilling her darkest fantasies.
Step 1, Expando bust to ~head-size.

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you use it once more.
the robot now recognizes you as a superior woman, and steps aside.
now to talk down the princess, who seems cross for some reason.

Zap the Princess for good measure.

Zap the princess and yourself

Zap yourself once again, the princess is probably just not convinced of your status as the alpha female.

Zap yourself again, the robot again, and the princess.

In another zap, the princess transforms your skinnyfat nerd physique into a chiseled Chad statue. She appears to admire your new figure.

But...the princess has her own desires. This Expandotron thing seems to be the perfect tool to make them true.

Hold on, user. I'm no drawfag but I'm gonna make this special.

>I'm no drawfag
Better than me, friend. And I'm on a PC.
Although I can do a mean line-work when I'm in the mood.

she wants to maker herself a loli

Post them mean lineworks

did... did you do that?
user thats fucking amazing if you did

That one is my latest off an acquaintance's piece, mostly for practice. Not entirely satisfied with it, but it's better than most of my older ones, cause I mostly did it as practice for line weighting and less for precision.
Sketch if you're curious.
100% mouse.

>decent understanding of anatomy, twists the rules for a stylistic effect
>okayish grasp on lineweights
>an actually aesthetic style
>if this was posted on /ic/ it would receive a decent amount of praise in comparison to criticism
>"Better than me, friend."

Now I'm a believer in being humble, but I think you're pretty wrong on that. I could never do something like that with my current skill level.

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Show me your best stuff

If I also did the sketch, I'd agree I did a damn good job for someone who has never taken a non-mandatory art class or done anything above crap-tier doodles in class.

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>100% mouse
absolute madman

Fucking noice.

give me a bit guys
my drawing game is off right now and everything keeps looking like shit

Based off a friend's sketch, artistic interpretation of Hornet from Hollow Knight.
I actually haven't done all that much, honestly. This, that Ace, an Anthro Lopunny and.. that's about it.

Oh and signing off since I'm technically being an attention whore and it's 3 A.M.

man, fuck this. my drawing game is way off and im getting depressed looking at this lame ass shit. sorry guys, im going to bed.

good night

Shame, I was looking forward to the next bit.
Either way, sleep well, friend.

The princess, her face as red as a field of roses, hands over the Expandotron and asks you to select a certain setting.

She seems...to be enjoying it.