why are shortstacks SO underrepresented?
when will the normies learn that short women are the best?
Why are shortstacks SO underrepresented?
WHEN
For the same reason as lolis.
never. they are all normies that dont understand that shortstacks are LITERALLY built for sex.
They think they have some variant of dwarfism. And not the fantasy kind
lolis are actually illegal in cuckanada, shortstacks aren't illegal anywhere. AND they are less creepy, and more socially acceptable.
The fact is they look underage. Don't expect anything from western cucks.
Because even the non-normies have a hard time telling the difference between shortstacks and oppai lolis. Seriously, every single thread I've seen about shortstacks turns into either kids with tits or just fat people.
>big tits
>thick ass
>wide hips
>pubic hair
>look underage
only a retarded normie would make that claim
>kids with tits
that doesn't even fucking make sense
>lolis are actually illegal in cuckanada
I don't believe it. How can they even enforce that? They aren't fucking real.
My gf is around 5'2 I'd guess. Does that count as a shortstack? She's got a great bum.
I know Sup Forums is retarded and thinks if you have a short wife all your kids will be manlets. But it's not necisarially true.
My uncle is a lanklet tallfag and my autie is short as fuck. However my male cousin took after his mum but his younger sister is tall as fuck like her dad. It's a half half.
>tfw knew cute girl who looked about 13 at age 18
>tfw got on great, really liked each other
>tfw was too autismo at age 18 to know how to make something happen, too autismo to even realise she was interested
>tfw no loli gf
99% western devs ARE normies. They will think the girl is underage because she's small.
fuck off pedo
show pics of 5'2 GF.
kys, there is no cure for your autism.
reeeee
kys retard.
My girlfriend is 24 faggot.
>why don't they understand to put my shitty fetishes in games?
>not necessarily true
>not fucking a tall girl an inch or two shorter than you
>not advancing the human race towards the ten foot tall giants we were meant to be
>show pics of 5'2 GF.
Nah, all the pics I have of her on my PC right now she's naked. Can't show that here.
Idiots just see "short and tits", so the the posts stop being thicc and turns into lolis with beachballs shoved under her nipples. Then the rest of the thread is arguing about what shortstacks actually are until it gets deleted.
Is it too much to ask for more representation?
>I literally have no understanding of genetics
I'm fucking a short chick currently and it's alright but she looks weird naked, as if my brain knows that a human would look better with a normal height
she can suck a mean dick though so I guess I'll keep her for now
show
pics
exactly, if there was a game with
> monster girls (primarily centaurs for HORSE PUSSY)
>shortstacks
and
>big tall strong muscular futanari amazonians
i would spend all my money on that for the end of time.
>poeple dont understand what shortstacks are
i need to save that pic ive seen on /aco/ a thousand times.
Yeah, fuck bioware. It's too creepy to want to have sex with a shortstack dwarf or a musclebound qunari. But it's not at all creepy to advertise #ridethebull and make jokes in game about being able to fit his 14 inch cock in your ass.
Journos aren't going to cut you any slack either, especial Jason "massive tits are a lolicon fantasy" Shrier.
>tall + tall = double tall
am I missing something?
>trixie
>mfw
jesus she is so fucking perfect.
>meanwhile in Japan
No clue if they make shortstacks though.
Lolis are better anyways.
Short, stumpy legs and general short size are signs of bad breeding. No thanks.
Other than Blizzard Entertainment, what other western company has done shortstacks?
Even Moba companies like Riot have gone back to modify their shortstacks to make them less human/sexual and more generic rat/furry bullshit.
and riot doesnt count as a western company
any pictures of sexy gnomes/dwarves/goblins i have saved up are just fucking warcraft characters, original content some fucker comissioned a furry artist to draw, or japanese
Try looking up western 3D women porn.
Type in Sexy Pattycake. There, a cute shortstacked white girl who's pretty thick.
Yeah, I'm sure the nips aren't interested in short stacks at all.. The only problem is that they give girls hips but no ass to round them out.
There may be one or two you've never heard of, probably some fantasy game or something, but western devs are ultra prudish about everything.
I agree with you.
kys fags, shortstacks are BUILT for sex.
eyelevel with cock
fat asses
big tits
tight tiny pussies
light enought to pick up for exotic sex positions.
WoW dwarves are perfection.
sex that you never get, so why the obsession? might as well get into video games as a hobby or something.
>Even Moba companies like Riot have gone back to modify their shortstacks to make them less human/sexual and more generic rat/furry bullshit.
If this counts as "less human/sexual" then I really don't have a problem with that.
Loli are just kind of boring unless there's more to them. Serena was cool because she used your kisses to give herself a temporary adult figure that even outshone her older sister. Or like oppai loli are neat because if they're so developed already who knows what the future will bring.
Blizzard caters to all kinds of fetishes.
I don't think you like lolis user.
Lolis have all that and superior DFC, faggot.
lolis dont have thick asses or wide hips, pedo fag. kys.
Just because the mentally ill are capable of fetishizing literally anything doesn't mean a company caters to them.
Do you think blizzard catered to the necrophiliacs and pedophiles by including both the Undead and Gnome race?
Shortstacks have unattractive unfeminine proportions with the wide short torso and large hands.
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GNOMES ARE SHORTSTACKS
THE OP IS A FUCKING GNOME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>lolis dont have thick asses or wide hips
I get it, you're just uneducated. Lolis can, and often do have nice hips and asses.
They always fly under the radar
A bit of an attentionwhore though
I guess you have to be if you spend that much money on commissions.
And sadly, female dwarves are the least played race/gender combo.
I would kill for a guild composed solely of female, muscled lesbian dwarves who had massive orgies in Ironforge.
Not really. She gets most of the pictures done with stupid fucking hyper sizes and it ruins it.
why is kanna so thicc?
I don't play LoL but the fucking character designs get me hard as diamond
Another giant leap forward for my boner is the Gerudo designs from BotW
>my favorite tabletop roleplaying game seems to have removed Goblins as playable characters meaning no more cute gobbogirls.
it pisses me off that other fantasy mmos don't do dwarves right
they go for the 'le female dwarves have beards xd' meme or make their proportions completely stupid and make them look like aliens.
Also, self-reply, I accept any excuse to start posting Tristana porn
>less creepy and more socially acceptable
I see two huge downsides.
I want to fuck Tristana!
>more socially acceptable
lol
>any excuse
I'll kick a puppy unless you start posting
Literally blue goblins.
kys moron
>they go for the 'le female dwarves have beards xd'
I don't think that's really an issue, that's just an older traditional style.
>make them look like aliens.
Now that's the issue almost all the time. Hardly anyone ever gets proportions right. Just look at Dragon Age: Origins.
They are pictures of little girls, weirdo. My Dad works at the FBI, so you're fucked, kid.
The best there ever was and will be.
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There's Guild Wars if you like the Asura. They're more short than stack really. Shame there isn't much good art of them around tho', especially thicc ones.
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She's a shortstack oujo-sama.
She's literally the best thing ever.
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thanks pal
Sharkteeth were one of the few things they did right in GW2.
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Delivering more payload
TOP
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PLEB
Everyone step the fuck back
You don't understand, top to lube it up, then bot for endgame.
Well shit, forgot spoiler.
Moot pls mercy
Goburin is also quality
Yeah, apparently you dont.
Think of the children Sup Forums!
girls cant have children with other girls
That's all, folks
>Yordle
>Asura
Truly patrician taste
Shortstacks are cute but not if they're 3' stocky ugly midget Blizzard dwarves.
Doubt its high priority considering there are threads with straight up unspoilered dicks in the op floating around rite now
It's all fun and games until your son is 5'4 fully grown
That's why you have a daughter instead.
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They are good, but you can't argue that gnomish girls are just as good.
Smart, spunky and cute. Perfection.
I'd rather raise somebody else's son than a daughter. Fuck that shit.
Just the concept of two girls eating the same banana in a bubble bath is so ridiculous
Just imagine getting all that soap in your mouth
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Women with daddy issues are an essential part of modern society
I wouldn't be fucking these fresh out of highschool girls if they weren't raised by stepdads who don't care about them.
good thread
>not helping your wife spread her god-tier genetics
95% of lolis are drawn with wider hips than shoulders which is automatically a big ass
i wanna breed a gobo
>/u/
I'm curious if there's a normalfag that hasn't been converted into a lolicon through her