TELL ME

TELL ME
>TELL ME
TELL ME
>TELL ME
TELL ME LIES

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I can't wait for the Bethesda conference only because of the Todd meme renaissance.

>renaissance
That implies it ended.

Is Todd even going to show up at E3?

He's not showing up, literally whats point of watching E3 now?

he literally never did anything wrong

you people must have read too much into what he said or let your imagination take control

Well fuck that shit then

source?

There was a tweet I saw posted here yesterday saying he'd be at his son's graduation and wouldn't make it.

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>Source. My Ass

>Skyrim came out almost 6 years ago

If they don't tease TES 6 there's just no point

STOP THIS SHIT RIGHT NOW

AND BUY MY GAME

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Well Fuck his son then.

FUCK YOUR SON TODD
ENTERTAIN US

Can someone make an image of him at the graduation whispering into other parents ears suggesting to buy fallout .

>middle school graduation

lmao who gives a shit

never buying a game that just works ever again

How long until Todd-kun takes the stage?

no, more like. they dont understand the basic process of making a game
and the entire forced meme redditors spam posts of, is just based off "see that mountain you can climb there"
when you literally could, they just expected some god tier climbing system when no its just you walk up the mountain path

and skyrim was the best most genre defining successful generational game in the past 10 ye ars

so shitpost all you like, wont change a god damn thing

lets hear about how witcher 3's combat isnt complete dog shit some more

>and skyrim was the best most genre defining successful generational game in the past 10 ye ars
shit fucking taste confirmed

Will he save us Sup Forums?

Yeah, the kid still has 4 more years of High School

E3 is more important than middle school graduation

Underrated post

wow, bethesda now manages to disappoint without even making games

I have lost the last little bit of reason to live...

IF I HAVE TO GO ANOTHER YEAR WITHOUT FRESH TODD MEMES IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF

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What's even the point of watching Bethesda's conference then?

>no Todd
>no Kojima
END ME LADS

>Todd meme renaissance
more like Todd meme refill

Delicious Todd dick sucker tears

Fuck, todd is my favourite part of e3

>No Todd to meme about
>No obsidian fallout to enjoy
>No TES to be salty about
>No Bannerlord to enjoy

this e3 is terrible. this has to stop.

What if it's just a ruse guys? What if he is just pretending to have a son so we will be extra surprised when he shows up?

youtube.com/watch?v=lxWUtShF_pE
IF I COULD TURN THE PAGE

FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT NIGGER SON

guys guys guys
settle down

todd wants to be in a room where he can see eye to eye with people

>Todd will never be your loving father

(TELL ME LIES)

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A HEART BREAK

(TELL ME LIES)

AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A MISTAKE

(TELL ME LIES)

I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR YOU CLAIM
THAT YOU'RE BUYING TODD'S GAME

I remember thinking the Todd memes would die when Fallout 4 landed with a flat dud even among normies, but somehow the meme magic continued to work and we still speak of his lies even today.

No, his son is real, he recorded it to get another check from bethesda while making fallout 3.

QUICK WHENS THE LATEST TODD WILL SPEAK AGAIN?

youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
GO WHEREVER YOU WANT EXCEPT NO LOL
200 HAND CRAFTED DUNGEEEEEONS
DIS NPCS ARE NUT SCRIPTED LOLZ

guys but what if we can a truth-speaking, honest presenter for Beth this year in his stead?

>implying it's his son's graduation
>believing his lies

>Todd won't be at E3

ALL OF IT JUST WORKS

B-BUT WHAT IF HE'S LYING!?

>IM SORRY GUYS TODD IS NOT HERE
>BUT HEY
>YOU GOT US TO PRESENT BETHESDA'S NEW GAMES HERE AT E3

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POT OVERPOWERED PLS NERF

And where is the fun in that?

It's clear what has to be done.

Todd's wife's son needs to be taken care of.
You understand?
There's still over a dozen hours to go. E3 can still be saved if a certain someone has a certain... accident. Capisce?

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NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

>no Todd
>no Kojima
>no Girlwood
What's E3 without their meme machines?

Yeah like Pete Hines.

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>middle school graduation
hahahahahaha what the fuck?

lost

>should have

america has beginning school middle school and end school it's weird but it's part of their culture

>physically unable to pull all nighters for some reason
>bethesda conference is at 4AM for my sorry european ass
GONNA MISS THE THREADS FUCK

No, NOO. NOOO

E3 2017 is dead.

Todd is a good man and a good father. DOn't talk ill about him, I'll personally hunt you and terminate you.

Fuck you. Don't respond

>also yurofag
>have to wake up at 6AM for work tomorrow
tempted to go to bed 2 hrs earlier and just wake up at 4AM instead.

who fucking cares, Todd's not coming

L I A R
I
A
R

>Todd's not coming
He's going to be surrounded by schoolgirls his height. He'll be coming plenty.

>Hey, is there anyone here who likes Fallout?

GET IN TO THE CAR BITCH!

>Todd walks on stage
>takes the microphone
>"I am pleased to announce that The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim for the Nintendo Switch is out NOW!"

I still cant believe this, it will ruin my month..

>*crickets*
>"Please buy my game."

At first I thought this said "Todd has his middle school graduation to attend".

>middle school graduation
>middle school
>graduation
ok

WAIT
WAIT
WAIT
Who said anything about a son? No gender was specified here. How do we know this isn't Todd's DAUGHTER's middle school graduation?!

Weird, for some reason I thought that Todd was single.

Pretty smart, going straight to Bethesda's target audience to advertise his game. This is why Todd is so successful and we're still NEETs.

>Publisher: Ubisoft

>Todd isn't coming
This is going to be the worst fucking e3 in history isn't it.

>Congratulations, young girl. Did your parents purchase Fallout 4 Deluxe edition as a graduation gift or are you going to the video game store after the event?

bethesda's presentation is the day before e3

what middle school has graduation on sunday?

>the compact Todd Howard
DELETE THIS

Todd pre-recorded video then.

Probably PC Gamer UK. Bethesda didn't self-publish worldwide until Skyrim.

Fucking Middle School graduation who gives a shit

You learn jack shit from middle school and you dont get a (meaningful) diploma why would you need a ceremony for finishing it

Huh. Yeah you're right.

They have middle school graduations? Isnt this shit just for bored housewives or something? Who actually gives a fuck about middleschool

sounds better than "all will be back except todd, he can't face the shame another year"

Todd is my favourite part of life

>tfw todd's most hurtful lie was his appearance on this e3
Just as you would expect from the master

>Todd
>feeling shame

>american """"culture""""

Post the saddest Todd you have.

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Go back to Sup Forums

Todd, no!

I'll be alright user. Just promise me you'll buy a copy of Fallout 4™ to show those bullies at Obsidian who your favorite developer is

POST
TODD
WIFE

HE