Who's your main?

Who's your main?

>place last, 10 races in a row
>upgrade tires
>place sixth, go on to next course
>place last, 10 more races in a row
>upgrade acceleration
>place ninth, get disqualified
>start over, rinse and repeat

is this real?

my dad works at nintendo he says it is

Is mario in it?

you mean Maria? she is, yes

>make a shitty drawing on paint
>take a photo of your own screen
>???

yeah

As a pre-order bonus.

> I almost had you Master Willem
> You never had me. You never had your car, Laurence.

I did not learn from books! No, no no no...

I learned it all with my own mind...

ebrietas
them sweet fucking drifts

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OP here, sounds fun!

>speeding down Central Yharnam
>pick up old hunter bone power up
AWAY AWAY

>Oh, you must be a racer. And... not one from around here, either. I'm Gilbert. A fellow outsider. Yu must have had a fine time of it. Yharnam has... a special way of treating racing guests. Well, I don't think I could stand if I wanted to... But I'm willing to help, if there's anything that can be done. [Coughing] This track is cursed. Whatever your reasons might be, you should plan a swift exit. Whatever can be gained from this track, it will do more harm than good...

>2018
>Not maining Gehrman
Disgusting. Even though he can only use a wheelchair, it's effective. You Mariafags should've joined the hunt sooner.

AHHHHH

MAJESTIC

A RACER IS A RACER...

EVEN IN A DREAM

git gud fgt

Daily reminder that there's Dark Souls DLC. Starring:

>Ornstein
>Smough
>Havel
>Solaire
>Tarkus
>Gwyn

Thanks for shilling even more to your big hit, FROM.

Erobeato is my kartfu.wats you're favourite waepon? I like orphans placenta.

>no Amygdalafags shitting the thread up yet

TOO
BIG

Ah, cart... or some say, kart...

NO ONE CAN CATCH US

>there are people in this thread who actually pick the Hunter
How do you boring faggots live with yourselves?

Well rounded stats means no glaring weaknesses. Capable of handling anything competently without being forced to rely upon a single particular tactic.

I SWEAR I've seen threads 2 years ago about Dark Souls Kart where someone made cute PS1 models of Souls characters in small karts like Crash CTR. Posted gifs of the models rotating. Anyone have them?

>having to grind for brake fluid viles after losing to a boss
This game is shit

Higher res version PLZ

>May the good drift guides your way

I swear to god I would play this. It would be amazing. Someone should just do it.

Aah, Cart, you were at my side all along

>Ah Kos, or some say Kosm, do you hear our prayers?
>No, we must not abandon the race
>No one can outspeed us, no one can stop us now!

>braking
That's not how carts work bruh

>I'm m-maining Bloodstarved Beast, g-guys! A-am I cool yet?
Insecure fag.

How the fuck are you supposed to beat the witches Sup Forums? They keep doing this stupid paralysis spell and suddenly I'm in last fucking place every time.
Doesn't help that the map layout is confusing as fuck.

Imagine having a sideways saw cleaver transform attack that hits racers coming to your right/left

>If the track sees you, you get frenzied
How the fuck do you beat this track?

you summon, like the 10 day platinum fag did

Kart parts all over the shop.

What's wrong with BSB? He's amazing.

DAILY REMINDER THAT

MICOLASH>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>EVERYONE ELSE

HE'S A NEED FOR SPEED

>be first for the most of the game's duration
>"You were at my side all along"
>NO, NOT AGAIN
>*gets hit by Pungent Blood Cocktail*
>everybody pass me as I drive into a fucking wall
>place 7th
FUCK THIS GAY GAME AND FUCK THESE GAY LUDWIG PLAYERS STOP SPAMMING HORSE SOUNDS EVERYTIME YOU HIT ME WITH ANYTHING

Rose Gold Yarnham, Pthumerian Queen

WHINNY!

His grab instantly throws you off the course and you're still asking?

If Bloodborne Kart was real it would probably be my most hyped game of the decade to be perfectly honest.

the chalice courses are shit and exist for content bloat

Why are big characters always shit tier or god tier? They're never in between.

Big characters in racing games will rape everyone once played by a pro

>look at me guise I'm not stupid I know it's fake haha

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bump

bumpity

Too lazy to color it. Add some cool stuff in the background. I'm off to sleep. Bloodborne Kart threads are fun desu. Make one everyday.

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My guiding start boost.

>our engines are yet to start....fear the wet roads
What did he mean by this?

I think this is probably the funniest thing put on Sup Forums in the last couple of weeks, and will be the funniest thing throughout E3. God damn its so great.

A PS4 exclusive Bloodborne Kart would be the greatest thing to ever happen.

Tonight, Gehrman joins the race

How do I unlock Pthumerian Queen?

You need at least one star in the chalice cup

How am I supposed to know, it isnt out yet

I work for faggotgamedev why did you leak this it was supposed to be an e3 surprise

>bloodborne kart will never be real

SO EXCITED FOR FAGGOT GAME 69 BUT I DID NOT PLAY FAGGOT GAME 68!

>Not maining Alfred and his cart made of Logarius Wheels.

YURIE IS THE BEST CART DRIVER

I choose... the sewer fetus! In the baby carriage! With the big wheels!

>He hasn't unlocked the secret wheel skeleton racer

May the good mud guide your path

>PS3 games
Nice try, gonna have to call out that fake though.

HOW THE FUCK DO I UNLOCK SWEET CHILD OF KOS

Do I need to play the first 68 Faggot Games or can I just jump straight in to 69

An engine should be left well alone

Oh I know very well. How the finish line beckons so sweetly

Eh, I preferred the first one.

OMG WHO DID THIS?!

I always felt like the Kart games were a bit weak desu. I miss Souls Fighter, maining Gael was so much fun in that one.

Am I the only one here with the Closed Beta access of this? Finding a lobby takes like 10 minutes, shit sux

>skillfags
>not having 60 spd
say hello to the doll for me

wait, is there reallly a bloodborne kart?

>not logarius

If you have enough insight.

Sequel's roster was so much better.
>Chosen Undead
>Bearer of the Curse
>Ashen One
>Solaire of Astora
>Black Iron Tarkus
>Havel the Rock
>Kirk, Knight of Thorns
>Lord's Blade Ciaran
>Sif, the Great Grey Wolf
>Dark Sun Gwyndolin
>Artorias of The Abyss
>Hawkeye Gough
>Dragonslayer Ornstein
>Executioner Smough
>Gwyn, Lord of Cinder
>Manus, Father of the Abyss
>Jester Thomas
>Emerald Herald
>Alva, Seeker of the Spurned
>The Pursuer
>Velstadt, Knight of the Aegis
>Vendrick
>Fume Knight
>Burnt Ivory King
>Siegward of Catarina
>Anri of Astora
>Yuria of Londor
>Champion Gundyr
>Pontiff Sulyvahn
>Aldrich, Devourer of Gods
>Abyss Watchers
>Yhorm the Giant
>Twin Princes Lothric and Lorian
>Soul of Cinder
>Nameless King
>Sister Friede
>Father Ariandel
>Darkeater Midir
>Amnesiac Lapp
>Slave Knight Gael
>Trusty Patches

>Anri on her own
>implying her and Horace wouldn't be another duo like Ice Climbers

She is, he's an assist. Also, I forgot the DLC.

>Looking Glass Knight
>The Firekeeper
>Smelter Demon
>Gravelord Nito
>Seath the Scaleless
>Crossbreed Priscilla
>Dragonslayer Armor
>Vengarl of Forossa

Alright you memed it, but now you need to make the game, niggers.

>no Crestfallen
Shit roster/10

Release order faggot, no exceptions

Crestfallen was a preorder bonus.

Whoever has the slowest acceleration and the highest top-speed. I am that nice.

TOP TIER CHARACTERS

Micolash
Orphan of Kos
Gehrman
Laurence
Ludwig
Valtr

FUCKING HUNTERS GET OFF MY BRIDGE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>yfw you collect insight as you race and eventually you rack up enough to where the track changes revealing new shortcuts, power ups, new obstacles, ect.

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