How many quotes can you remember from Diablo 2? How about enemies, how many enemies can you remember?

How many quotes can you remember from Diablo 2? How about enemies, how many enemies can you remember?

Okay, now how many quotes or enemies can you remember from Diablo 3?

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Jokes on you, I'm replaying D2 right now. Was torn whether to start in a server or just single player, but there's just something max comfy about single player. Listening to dialogue, doing whatever the fuck you want.

Too bad javazon is such a fucking pain until level 18 (when you can murder bosses with charged strike at least) and then still weak until fury and Valkyrie. And also motherfucking tps every 5 mins to repair my javs.

youtube.com/watch?v=EZcHGA-mOVM

I remember more of them because they were so bad in 2

I only remember like 3 quotes from d2, maybe 1 from d3.

That said, I know WAY more monsters from d2, and I've played d3 way more recently.

what a garbage video
to answer OPs question, nothing from D3, lots from D2.
>you will never defeat me nephalem! now let me explain my plans to you over radio!

YOU WERE A TEMPLAR, JONDAR

I can remember quite a lot from D3

>you'll never stop my basement demon!

Wait fuck why did I tell them now they'll go stop him.

cringe

WHAT A MONSTROUS CREATURE

FOOLISH NEPHLEGM
DID YOU REALLY THINK MY CATAPULT/SIEGE BEASTS/FAT FART MONSTER/WAIFU/ME/DIABLO CLONE/HELL RIFT/OLD BELIAL CONCEPT ART/ME WAS REQUIRED TO BEAT YOU

B L A C K MAGIC BARS OUR WAY
BUT THE WILL OF A TEMPLAR IS STRONGER

sooooo cooooold

IF ONLY THEY COULD SEE ME NOW

I WAZ...
I AM...
...TYREAL

All I can remember from D2 is

"Not even Death can save you from me."

Tyrael was a fool to have trusted me! You see, it was I who told Diablo and his Brothers about the Soulstones and how to corrupt them. It was I who helped the Prime Evils mastermind their own exile to your world. The plan we set in motion so long ago cannot be stopped by any mortal agency. Hell, itself, is poised to spill forth into your world like a tidal wave of blood and nightmares. You and all your kind... are doomed.


not regretting learning this by heart 15 years ago and still knowing it

Killing Azmodan before they could finish their one liners will never stop being funny.

W H O
D A R E S

Random question but is that angel of war dude voiced by the same guy who did the Dreadlords in WC3?

>Okay, now how many quotes or enemies can you remember from Diablo 3?
Just one quote
>Are you sure you want to uninstall Diablo 3?

You may not pass

THE ANCIENTS GRANT ME STRENGTH

It's usually Chris Metzen unless it was something from late 2016 onward.

RASHANISHU
KOLENTO
*DEATH SOUND*
also succbus moans

>Diablo 2
"I will cleanse this wilderness."
>Diablo 3
"We can't all be good game devs. Someone needs to sell this game."
"Tried making a good game, didn't care for it. Too much pain, not enough profit.

ITS STICKS
YOU MOTHERFUCKER ITS SOME STICKS

I ALSO HAVE TELEPORT

I NEVER USED TEMPLAR SO IF DIABLO JUST USED SOME STICKS AGAIN I'D HAVE BEEN FUCKED

The Butcher in Diablo 1 was a sadist delighting in flaying people.
The Butcher in Diablo 3 was a fat kid that hated eating vegetables.

ALL WHO OPPOSE ME , BE RARE

BEFRIEND FOWL DEMONS AND BEASTS

in diablo 2 he went through rehab and psycological treatment so he channeled his hate torwards eggplant instead of adventurers
but then he saw a shaman and he thought he was an eggplant so there's the encounter

BREAK BENEATH THE ENDLESS TIDE
YOUR FLAWS ARE REVEALED

i love that in hots, all the diablo 3 characters are playable and they ALL spam their voice lines, which are all amazing

Looking for Baal?

Like 4 quotes from Diablo 2, and a ton of enemies.
Although to be fair, I haven't played Diablo 3 since I knew it was going to be a shit heap before it came out.

The female voices for D2 are surprisingly pleasant. I kinda miss the times when female voice actors didnt try to force an accent or added quirky shit into their lines.

I like to think the soulstone is a bland psycologists office for demons.

all the fucking diablo 2 sound effects are so fucking good
you're now manually hearing the corrupted rogue death sounds

>so tell me, what is it thats troubling you?
"DEVOUR THE FLESH"
>I see, how does that make you feel?

Seriously though, what's fucking taking them so long to release Necromancer? It's just one fucking class.

THE GODS STRIKE THOUGH ME!

I wont lie, but I fap to killing a bunch of them.

Even better is when I realized that they were actually naked.

DONG EXPANDED

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I can't remember a single quote from either.

>NEPHALEEMMMMMMM

RAKANISHU!

FEEL.

THE.

WRATH.

OF.

YTAR.

Don't forget how after Xe comes out of the black soulstone Diablo accepted Xir true self as a trans-human trans-gender demonkin.

You guys should try out Median XL Ultimative, the latest version came out 15 days ago and it's considerably different than vanilla Diablo 2 in a good way.

diablo 4 should be a third person action game instead of a clicking simulator, prove me wrong

You remember the patch that finally fixed the D2 character stat system?

Wasnt the reason Diablo had feminine features was because his host was Leah? D2 Diablo was the most muscular version because his host was the big tough knight dude from D1.

BISHIBOSH
COLENZO

You should try out my dick in your ass.
>My, my... what a messy little demon!

Fuck that loser

yes, i was making a joke user. Theres also minor design elements of all the Evils added onto him

Wouldnt mind if it was a GoW clone with Musuo tier swarms of enemies.

D3 is an absolute disaster, stylistically. There's so many effects and particles and shit on screen you can't tell what the hell is even going on. Game developers are always trying to outdo the competition when it comes to the "wow epic" factor but there comes a point of diminishing returns where it becomes totally unreadable and just looks like a total mess. If everything is amazing then none of it is.

considering how fast D2/3 are platinum /musuo blend would work better. GoW is too slow.

This actually sounds kind of cool, I would totally play that

doesn't help that the game has like zero contrast and shitloads of UI clutter

In Diablo 3 he was a pro wrestler. You get put into a cage match and then you hear the evil butterfly woman say

>INTRODUCING: THE BUTCHER!

There are a lot of games you can apply that to, but Diablo 3 isn't that bad. I can only think of the monsters with the enhancement that makes them make the green pools as being annoying in covering the ground and maybe the ones that leave a timebomb on death.

It doesnt matter when by the time your reach end game youd be spamming 1 or skills over and over again like a fucking spaz and just looking at numbers and waiting for the eventual green or brown colored item.

Early game D1/D2 is the best, prove me wrong. I just love how the combat is fairly grounded and toned down before all the powerlevel shit stacks up when you hit level 30.

Pretty much all of them from both?

>They'll never see me coming

Literally all the enemies see you coming

HOW DOES IT FEEL KNOWING YOU HAVE FAILED THOSE WHO DEPENDED ON YOU?
That's the only one

Is Diablo 3 Blizzard's first "failed" game?

Like wasn't there supposed to be 2-3 more expansions for this shit?

diablo could stand to slow down a bit though, it should be like dark souls but faster, with more enemies and actual classes and ranged combat

I don't think basic enemies should be worthless trash that only exists for you to have something to button mash to death either, generic infantrymen like skeletons or fallen should be killed in droves but wear through your healing items if you're not careful or good enough at dodging and parrying, and large basic enemies like yeti or blunderbores should pose an actual threat by themselves, albeit be fairly quickly dispatched

it's one of the best-selling games of all time, so calling it failed is a bit strong

I think they are ok with it being the 4th or 5th top selling PC game of all time.

I will make weapons from your bones!
Not even death can save you from me!
Why do things occur as they do in dreams?
You have quite a treasure there in that Horadric cube
Seekers of the Tomb of Tal Rasha will find it through the portal
Damn it! I wish you people would just leave me alone, I- oh you're new here, aren't you?
And so it came to pass that the Countess, who once bathed in the rejuvenating blood of a hundred virgins, was buried alive
You knew it would eventually come down to this. Kill Baal! Finish the game!

When I was in the army I used to pass guard duty time by reciting out of memory every piece of spoken text in Diablo 2. Including all the gossip for each quest. I think that amounted in my head to about 40 minutes keeping boredom away.

>Diablo 3
Uh.
Riiiiise my brothers! Rise and do battle!
You may have stopped my invading forces but you will not stop my secret invading force in your basement, Nephalem fool

YOU CANNOT JUDGE ME, I AM JUSTICE ITSELF.

YOUR FEAR BETRAYS YOU

>diablo 2 skeletons are silent except for the clatter of bones and satisfying crunches when they die
>diablo 3 skeletons hiss and giggle maniacally
who the fuck thought this was a good idea

Found the shitter that doesn't know about light radius.

I think the problem with Diablo 3 is the powerlevel creep is way too damn fast. By level 10 you're already exploding craters and wiping out hordes of enemies.

I'd like a game like that too, but I don't think it should be diablo, should be a new IP. D3's saving grace is how fast it can play.

Vanilla OST>>>LoD OST

Does it have the same composer?

They go crunch alright as Duriel pounds them to dust.

you know games with a simple story tend to be more memorable when it counts than games that pretend to have an epic story and throw at you entire library of pointless lore and mundane dialogue

ENOUGH

I shall take your position into consideration...

D2 cinematics are pure kino

RAKANIJU

I think that's why he put it in quotes. So not that it didn't make a shitload of money, but it didn't have the reception or life that they perhaps expected it to.

Holy shit the PTSD

>heard the better off alone intro
>instantly closed it after cringing so hard my back was nearly thrown out

part why it would have to be slowed down is because third person is more complex than top-down clicking so you can't expect the player to do the same actions as they could in top-down

but I'm not saying you would be pacing back and forth for two minutes in front of a fallen waiting for openings, you'd still kill three of them with one cleave attack and then move on to the next thirty behind them

and diablo started as a relatively slow-paced game, and slow-paced is more spooky, and diablo should be a bit spooky

It didn't meet Blizzard's expectations at all.

Your favorite town hub music?

youtu.be/X2mlUlZbuxo

I just love the eerie atmosphere on this one, gearing yourself up, ready for a journey through jungle filled with demons and murder-dolls.

They've been beta testing him and the new content before release so they don't have many issues. The D3 team need this pack to do well.

Meant to quote

Not to mention that of all of Blizzard's release, D3 is the only one to get universal backlash even from diehard Bliz fans.

One of the positive things I can say about D3 is that the killstreak bonus thing is a great idea and the way it encourages you to try and push on fast to extend it by finding another pack of enemies is great. If the D3 maps weren't so small, shitty and samey it would be even better.

also is there anyone here who'd like to go through the campaign of d3 with me at some point

i decided to finally buy it and want to play with a bunch of people and have a great time like i did in d2

>new content

What else is there? New zones?

No contest.
youtube.com/watch?v=layjWs2IpS4

I still listen to it a few times a year

The maintenance team for D3 is cut to a janitor and two interns, so it takes time.

>have a great time like i did in d2
user, I've got bad news for you...

Diablo 2 had plenty of lore and worldbuilding as well as being "epic" in scope, but it never put story/cutscenes in the way of gameplay. With more and bigger zones it meant you actually got the feeling of going out into the wilderness/a dungeon rather than D3 having small zones with cutscenes or someone calling you on skype every 3 seconds so it feels more like a theme park ride.