Game lets you customize your character with tattoos

>game lets you customize your character with tattoos
>all options are shit

nice suicide girls pic
got anymore?

>Face tats are edgy bullshit
>Body tats are jaggy as fuck, obviously smaller textures blown up too big

That's because tattoos are shit. That said, only proper way to implement tattoos in games would be that you'd get to design them yourself.
I would give my character a face tattoo that's like someone scribbled on your face when you were passed out drunk

Fable 1 had good tattoo options.

>all tattoos are shit
ftfy

I'm stealing this joke

Haha so funny joke original.

me too xd

its all yours my friend :)

I mean, why would you want to ruin your character on purpose? Only gangstas wannabes and hipsters like them anyway.

Brother may I have some tattoos?

>dozens of hairstyles to choose from!
>want a ponytail
>only one ponytail
>it's always that shitty bangless gymnast ponytail

>tattoos

Absolute trash.

This

What is the Saints Row franchise?

because it fits the character
Do you only ever make self-inserts?

> "You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece. Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig."

Why the fuck do they tattoo pigs?

Since pig's skin is very similar to human's skin some tattoo artists use pigs to practice.

Practice maybe?

practice you dumb fuck

are they dead/ sedated when they are tatooed? Imagine itd be hard to keep them still

Is it really that painful?

This is why PETA and veganism is correct

How awful would the meat taste?

Actually come to think of it, I guess SR is the only series with somewhat good looking tattoo options I played.

I always though they usually practice on dead pigs. Never seen live tattooed pigs before.

only after a few hours in a sensitive spot.

Pigs would probably just get shocked and freak out, not knowing a needle is harmless, cause it stings.

It hurts, but not as much as you'd think.

fucking degenerates

Look at them, I doubt they're able to move in the first place.
It's not that painful, especially for thick pig skin, I imagine they just don't give a fuck.

I'm not gonna give up meat because some idiot tattoo artist.
I'd rather see the stigma on faggots with tattoos return, tattoo acceptance was a mistake.

They're already dead, Jim

It would be extremely painful

Just like in real life, you degenerate.

No, it's just that I choose not to play as trash if I am given the choice.

I like how you only replied to be a smug little cunt about tattoos.

>game has character customization with hairs
>guys can't have long hair

>tfw game customization wont let you make a qt trap.

ew white girls

>game doesn't have long hair options at all because dealing with clipping/hair physics is beyond the company's competence/budget.

>All hair options are bland, uninteresting and almost identical

>game where you can make a girly looking boy with different voice options
>not one of them is feminine or girly sounding and are all just blatantly masculine

>hair option comes with accessory or a hat

Post your tattoos, Sup Forums. Got this done in Japan.