2 player only co-op game

>2 player only co-op game
>doesn't come with two copies for the price of one

Hmmm....

It's local co-op

I hate playing third person in splitscreen.

what an entitled pinko, hey OP, you're a fucking faggot, ask your mom for money ball bag.

Hope you can share play the co-op.

>nice! i love prison movies. I will buy this g...
>co-op only
>no friends

yeah
fuck off EA

>"this is a coop only game!"
>"you have to play with your friend on the same couch"
That's it. We're done. Normies have ruined vidya beyond repair

its split screen

Or you can literally share play on PS4 and not have to buy a second copy

Not every game has to cater you, play it with your mom you baby

wait this shit doesnt have online coop?
are the devs clinically retarded?

It does. Did you not watch the fucking conference?
>It has online play, but to get the full experience, you'll want to play it on a couch, with your friend.
at which point the audience erupted in applause because fucking split screen co-op is something that people have wanted in every system since they stopped doing it with the ps2.

Yes it does.

Retarded for what? actually trying something different?

Are you?

>Did you not watch the fucking conference?
no

Fuck off underage, did you start playing video games with the xbox 360 or something? Couch co-op/multiplayer is great and the game can also be played online

It's local and online.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO COUCH SPLIT-SCREEN MULTIPLAYER ANYMORE
>here's this game that's best played with a friend in the same room on you couch
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE NO FRIENDS

Splitscreen and Couch coop is a rare gem these days. This looks like it would be a fun game with a mate.

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NO COUCH SPLIT-SCREEN MULTIPLAYER ANYMORE
Said no one ever. Stop making shit up
>Couch co-op/multiplayer is great
Go back to facebook

>Said no one ever. Stop making shit up
I want newfags to leave

dont worry, there's online for normies like yourself

>tfw no friend to play prison game with

>play it with your mom
Are there actually people who do this?

My mom played goemons great adventure with me, but she would only play sasuke, and she always called him suzuki, like the manufacturer.

...

Your mom plays with my dick

>co-op only game
>doesn't come with a friend

Hmmm....

>Those graphics and animations

This game better be cheap or I wont buy it

>all these buttmad friendless losers

Excellent move on EA's part.

>whole show about black """"culture""""
>the game set in prison is whiter than snow

This should not be as well drawn as it is for that simple of a head.

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