Backstory: I was playing some vidya with the bros and trash talking and talking Sup Forums tier shit and calling snowflakes degenerates blah blah, sand despite her bad English she nudged me because she understood my shit talking and looking visibly upset. She got me killed so I called her a dumb bitch and told her to grab me a drink since I was thirsty plus I was in a comp game so I couldn't move.
Grabbing myself a hot dumb gook with broken English was definitely a great decision because she's submissive as fuck despite all.
But anyway she came back with the drink and next thing I know she shrieked and poured it on my head and my keyboard, assumed she did it out of anger and out of reflex I sent my fist with full force at her face and now she's fucking bleeding and out cold, it was actually a cable that came loose near the doorway but I didn't think to ask and now this bitch is not moving at all. I'm fucked what do I do?
Blake Rivera
Accidentally knocked up my girlfriend while playing vidya
As the title says. What do?
Backstory: I was playing some vidya with the bros and trash talking and talking Sup Forums tier shit and calling snowflakes degenerates blah blah, sand despite her bad English she nudged me because she understood my shit talking and looking visibly upset. She got me killed so I called her a dumb bitch and told her to grab me a drink since I was thirsty plus I was in a comp game so I couldn't move.
Grabbing myself a hot dumb gook with broken English was definitely a great decision because she's submissive as fuck despite all.
But anyway she came back with the drink and next thing I know she shrieked and poured it on my head and my keyboard, assumed she did it out of anger and out of reflex I sent my sperm with full force at her womb and now she's fucking pregnant and wants to keep the kid, it was actually a cable that came loose near the doorway but I didn't think to ask and now this bitch is not aborting at all. I'm fucked what do I do?
Grayson White
Do a barrel roll.
Noah Howard
Accidentally knocked up my girlfriend while playing vidya
As the title says. What do?
Backstory: I was playing some vidya with the bros and trash talking and talking Sup Forums tier shit and calling snowflakes degenerates blah blah, sand despite her bad English she nudged me because she understood my shit talking and looking visibly upset. She got me killed so I called her a dumb bitch and told her to grab me a drink since I was thirsty plus I was in a comp game so I couldn't move.
Grabbing myself a hot dumb gook with broken English was definitely a great decision because she's submissive as fuck despite all.
But anyway she came back with the drink and next thing I know she shrieked and poured it on my head and my keyboard, assumed she did it out of anger and out of reflex I sent my sperm with full force at her womb and now she's fucking pregnant and wants to keep the kid, it was actually a cable that came loose near the doorway but I didn't think to ask and now this bitch is not aborting at all. I'm fucked what do I do?
Thomas Collins
haha i posted it again google indexes everything you retard, can't hide for attention
Hunter Edwards
Molest her
Ethan Cox
Stopped reading at pol tier.
Zachary Sanders
Feel up her tits faggot
Dominic Torres
Move with your auntie and your uncle in bel-air
Charles Ward
>I'm fucked what do I do? Stop posting on Sup Forums
Austin Williams
Kys famalam
James Thompson
Did you specifically go to page 10 to revive the worst thread you could find?
Eli Hill
Make her believe it was a dream
Camden Nguyen
>gets owned ingame because triggered girlfriend >blames girlfriend
It`s a good thing you won`t have kids, apparently.
Ethan Robinson
yes
Oliver Watson
kys
Gabriel Peterson
>Sup Forums kys
Jose Morgan
Wasn't this exact same thread on /adv/ a while ago?
Grayson Allen
Maybe he just keeps doing it awaiting a good advice on what else to do with his life.
Xavier Ross
Dress her up like a cat, cat ears can work, but if it's a full cat head the better. A full body furry suit for the body would be ideal. Then pick her up and put her in a cat bed, try your best to make her curl up, like a cat would when it sleeps. Put two bowls before the bed, one with her favourite food and the other one with cat food. And, have a TV nearby with a program on cats, at hearing distance, this is important
The rest will work itself out
Colton Ortiz
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Hudson Cook
This. That way you can just stuff the baby in a bag and drown it. It's what you do with kittens after all
Blake Powell
>he thinks people don't do that all the time is more your speed
Noah King
The worst part is that this is believable, if Sup Forums dudes got gfs, this is exactly how it'd end up for most of them
WHY DOESNT MY GF LIKE ME I WAS JUST BEING LOUDLY RACIST ON THE INTERNET ;__;
