Why don't you have a daughter Sup Forums?

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Really fucking weird you saved a picture of someones little girl on reddit.

didn't fall for no succubus like a faggot
i value my wizardhood

If I did I wouldnt fuck up her eyesight like that.

Why would I want to fuck a woman. Why would I want to raise a woman

because women don't want to have children any more unless it involves alimony.

this
kill yourself you fucking pedophile piece of shit

>Why would I want to raise a woman

So you can redpill her right from the baby age obviously.

this is what happens when you're raised on r9k

wtf i love pedophilia now

You mean go for some diabetic neckbear nightmare? Sounds fantastic.

>MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke and that he would be unable to adopt a little girl anyway

She should play the better psvr game

A court order prohibits me from having a kid.

we can make one in secret, user

Coolios.

/r9k/ is always right though. I've seen too many stories for it not to be true

>cunny

I got a daughter though. I'm slowly raising her to understand that there's nothing wrong with incest. I've gotten her to jerk me off without thinking it's weird. In a few months, I'll introduce her to blowjobs

>making toddlers play +18 video games

I'll fucking sue that fucking numale piece of shit and make him being raped in jail to death if possible

pls be b8

Please be real

Jesus christ my friends roomate looks like her but really boyish

post proof you ass

Do you see what these young girls are wearing nowadays?

Daughterus may be super cute when they're toddlers, but fuck that. I'd rather have a son.

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I'll fuck your son in the ass tbqh.

i now have a boner

Has larping gone too far

I plan to have a daughter-wife

There's literally nothing wrong with this.

cute fantasy user-kun

Because I'm stick with my wife's son, that spoiled little shit.

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>daughter playing a non horror VR game
>plebbit dad holds up a copy of RE7 next to his wife's daughter and uploads picture to plebbit
>gets tons of le upvotes

Also bad parenting for letting kids under 12 use VR. Their eye sight still needs to improve with depth of vision.

well the obvious solution is to fuck her first

Minimum age for VR is 12, faggot.

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Now that you think about it, wouldn't uploading pictures of your kid actually weirder?

>saving pictures of someone else kid? You sick fuck
>but wait let me upload this picture of my kid to Facebook/reddit/tumblr/internet

>Not getting the Illusion SL copy for Oculus that cuts the bullshit, and gets down to the fucking.

People only write stories of uncommon and extraordinary stuff.

You guys understand now why weddings were used like a trade and/or alliance between two families.

You now understand the significance of the dowry.

I do. She actually owns that same shirt too.

I need a woman to fuck and a couple of tries to get it right

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>bad parenting for letting kids under 12 use VR. Their eye sight still needs to improve with depth of vision
what a stupid fucking concern to have

i need a greentext now

post pics, user

Jesus christ this fucking thread.
I'm gonna call the fbi first thing in the morning and good luck explaining that a shit, you kid diddler

I do, she was born David, but now goes by Desiree. She's my princess and is the smartest 10 year old I know.

>Holds up case of resident evil 7
>Daughter is actually playing some kid VR games.

ive alerted the authorities about your post.

Exactly
Fuck that

Do you really believe in what he is saying?
he's just jk

>fucking up your kids vision with frequent VR use
>"what a stupid fucking concern to have"

Moralfag gtfo

You're doing God's work, i've done the same

This is my dream and the only reason I engage with women at all. If my firstborn child is gonna be a boy I'll fucking kill myself

What a fucking fag.

I'll believe it.

Because I'm too busy raising my wife's son....

he probably doesn't even have a daughter

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>Not invoking right of first night

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Droit_du_seigneur

>trollpost on Sup Forums
>molested user gets triggered as fuck
>reports my trolling to the authoroties
>they can't do shit because it's just a prank bro
>molested user gets charged with the cost of the police investigation
That'll be $69.69 plus tip

I feel you man.

I'll be your e-daughter. Buy me geimu!

>say I'm "reporting" some guy pretending to be retarded
>don't
>he gets scared and responds anyway

buy me money first

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what a bad boy you are, user

But they'll still search your computer. You don't mind them finding your stash of futa bestiality gay porn?

one eye on the streets and one on the dak.

that's nothing to me. but if they find my fucking machine and carry it out right next to my watching parents, that's more discomforting

I can barely support one hobby and you want me to start another one?

Having a sister is enough suffering.

is that really his sister?

>raising a daughter, wasting 18 years and countless resources just to let her get fucked by a man

nah im not a cuck

i did this with my sister, it's not as hot as you think it is

her best years are yours tho.. who cares after she becomes a roastie?

>let her get fucked by a man
That's your mistake. Take her for yourself.

I will in 2 months

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why delete the post and keep the thread?
this entire thread is pure shitposting

Your child is a bit young to be assuming it's gender, don't you think? I doubt it's even had a chance to choose yet.

wow.

you gotta keep it in the family

What a shit taste.

Pro tip, if you're fucking your sister, don't cream.

is that unteralterbach? kek

Nice

Godspeed user

dont have a daughter but have a little sister. when she was 10 or something we used to play sims together.

this is exactly why I don't want a daughter. I think this thought of "cuckoldry" is dumb, but I agree with most of it. Having her to be your sweet little girl only to sausage-feasted when she's 16. I don't think I could take it.

What kind of sims? Flight sims? Sub sims?

Probably the sims.