How are those E3 report cards looking?

How are those E3 report cards looking?

I think I might be being a bit too generous for EA considering I'm only interested in two of their games and vaguely suspect one more might not be total shit but whatever.

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You really think Fallout would work as an mmo?

Why are you shits excited for NFS? It looks like a bad Burnout Paradise City port. Not to mention the amount of cinematic scenes. Don't get me wrong, I love the NFS series but this doesn't really look all that great. Maybe customizing trash cars can be a neat collectathon.

Mostly out of a feeling of attachment to the series and the fact that what little we have seen makes the environment look unique.

But like I said on my report card, I'm not expecting it to be good. I'm just hoping it will be.

There's a Fallout 2 MMO mod that already exists. But it's shit, so yeah you're right.

You got a link to that? I'm interested now.

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yes

WALL OF TEXT, but yeah, really bad conference.

>wall of texts

Luckily for them I'm REALLY interested in A Way Out otherwise this would have been a 2/10

post template please

>Environment looks unique
Didnt carbon do the canyon? also i think the only way this will work is if it's a more absurd MW. The damage on cars looks like butt so i better be able to drive around in a super tank or some shit.

Mind explaining how? I just have trouble seeing how you could get a freeform RPG series like Fallout to work as an MMO.

It's unusual to see someone hyped for MS around these parts.

EA's conference has me slightly optimistic. I didn't except Star Wars Battlefront II to look that good. If they are really listening to the fans then it might actually be a good game. Glad heroes are dished out based on skill. I hope the vehicles are sitting around in this one. The tokens are so boring.

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I tried to be concise but it felt like I was leaving way too much out by doing so.

Nice idea making the text colour coordinated though.

It did but it's been more than ten years since then and there's only been one other openworld racing game with a proper desert/canyon in the map since then that I know of.

>It's unusual to see someone hyped for MS around these parts.
i wouldnt be, but its a real new console launch on e3 and im expecting them to come out strong and have some good integration/crossplay/etc with windows 10 and stuff. im always excited for new consoles.

the better one please

This is mine

Honestly all they really need to add to BF2 to get me 100% on board now are some proper space battles, but even without them I gotta admit it looks pretty good.

Will have to wait and see what the campaign and local multiplayer are like though.

I'm always too lenient on EA but that's because some part of of me believes they can be redeemed at some point.

Man... that just brings me back to space battles in the original BF2. I'd never win those. My friend and I would just fuck around and park on our ship's on the edge of our ship and walk around the outside of it.

I could but it won't because Bethesda is a horrible incompetent developer.

you just said it
its a freeform rpg
it just works

Why are people expecting 3DS shit in a Switch presentation? There's a reason why Nintendo put out so many 3DS trailers these few days before E3 started.

>hoping for news from Paradox
Good new DLC for Hearts of Iron 4! One more National Focus tree for the cheap price of $14.99! Pre-order now!

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>underestimating Nintendo's power to fuck up

I only want them to announce a Demon's Souls remaster. I'm a man of simple needs.

>expecting anyone to read all that shit
so this is the narcissism of nu-Sup Forums huh?

rate

Building mine as I go

Hyped for Microsoft tonight. Hope they have a somewhat decent show for once and don't fuck up.
How long after that does Bethesda do their conference? I'm debating whether I should stay up for it and sleep afterwards, or sleep between conferences. Yuropoor timezones are shit.

EA was irredeemable trash as expected

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FOnline: Reloaded seems to be most popular:
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Prepare to get killed by asshole slavs with high end gear and nothing better to do while trying to just shoot some rats with a BB gun.

>read

Mine has images, dumbfuck. Maybe pictures are too much for you?

Nice ty

Read it or not, make your own or not. I remember when this was fullchen

People always want so much more from Nintendo than they do from anyone else, and when a whole NONE of it happens, Nintendo instantly "lost E3" to them.

Every fucking year.

>Switch by itself no dock

Then you can't play it on a TV, dumbass.

>F-Zero

It's not happening. You'd think after Miyamoto came out and said it's not happening that you'd fucking accept it.

It's almost like Nintendo critically under-delivers consistently every E3 because they now spread their shit out throughout the entire year and habitually neglect anything related to their old releases, online play, and several of their former fan-favourite franchises like Advance Wars, Metroid, and F-Zero.

Are you a YouTuber, or is there a reason you have to fucking draw yourself all over it?

>Watching the EA conference right now because I missed it yesterday
This is fucking garbage.

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The only thing I wan is a release date for ace combat 7. I expect nothing of the sort and I'll be lucky for a trailer and if there is a trailer I'll be they market the game as some dude bro blow things up game instead of it being cheesy aeroplane jousting.

>like Advance Wars, Metroid, and F-Zero.
You know why?

Because they wouldn't be good enough and would just be pirated. It's why there's no Melee HD and never fucking will be.

People bitch and moan about how Nintendo won't give them a new F-Zero EVERY FUCKING YEAR, but even if Nintendo did make one, it wouldn't be fast enough, or have enough characters, or it would be on the wrong console, or some stupid shit to make it not perfect, and it would be a waste of resources.

Of to a bad start already, for all I care E3 starts this Monday.

He literally says he does not expect it, dude

>Melee HD

You realize they'd take out all of your precious "techniques" (glitches) making the tournament scene just bitch about it and go back to the GameCube version?

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Actually it's because all three of those series suffered from steeply declining sales as time went on and ultimately got cut so the studios could make different shit or because the series' director got tired of them.
Nintendo aren't scared of piracy or people's expectations of them. They're just very reluctant to take risks on trying to revive a lot of their less blockbuster series when none of the big wigs personally want to helm a new entry for them.

Shitty YouTubers would probably use cringey selfies or something. Gotta do le wacky facecam! XD

Also because it's fun. I'm well aware I'm the biggest autist in this thread, don't worry.

and? thats my choice. i'll buy the $90 (lol) dock separately if i need it, which i wont

No? That's sounds retarded, why the fuck would they remake a game they know people play competitively and remove what people want? That would be basically them throwing money to the trash, casuals wouldn't buy it because nocharacterz and Meleefags wouldn't buy it because nogameplay. Nintendo either panders to us tourneyfags or doesn't.

>Nintendo either panders to us tourneyfags or doesn't.
They don't. They don't fucking care about you because nothing is ever good enough for you.

That's why it still hasn't happened, won't happen, and why they're supporting Smash 4 in tournaments in likely an attempt to push Melee out of the way.

>nothing is ever good enough for you
Well I don't know about that, Melee is janky, poorly balanced, lots of clones and on top of that you can only play it on CRTs and people still love the shit out of that game. Making a competitive Smash isn't really as hard as you might think.

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What time is the next conference?

around 6 hours and a half

6 hours 22 mins

>Making a competitive Smash isn't really as hard as you might think.
When Nintendo remasters a game, they want to fix any problems and glitches to make it the best they can be.

Sakurai has said he's aware of all the glitch shit you guys call skill, but they weren't on purpose and were just left in from development time.

They would be removed this time. Nintendo wouldn't purposely add glitches for you.

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Anyone curious about the Devolver conference? They might actually show some stuff that isn't just bland overproduced garbadge.

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EA outdoes itself every year, but holy FUCK this year's conference was literally unbearable

Yeah that's why the kept barrier skip on WW.

Either way glitch!=exploit

>B- for EA
>"Hype"

All I really want to see from them right now is Absolver and Croteam's stuff. Every other pc or indie game I care about is more likely to show up at the PC Gaming Show.

>Making a competitive Smash isn't really as hard as you might think.
No, but getting Meleetards to play a Smash competitively other than Melee is impossible.

Nintendo could literally release Melee HD for the Switch that plays exactly the same but with higher resolution textures, models with more polygons, and a higher resolution. Meleetards would still fucking bitch about it.

Actually people were ready to move on to PM but didn't because Nintendo loves to D&C fan games all the time, so you are wrong.

They probably wouldn't unless they fucked up the input latency or implemented online multiplayer with shit netcode/lobbies

Im too dumb for time zones. How many hours till the next presentation?

Reminder that anybody who places Sony ahead of Nintendo on the hype scale doesn't know what the word hype means

>it's because all three of those series suffered from steeply declining sales as time went on
Because all of those series lost sight of what made them good in the first place. F-Zero became too far removed from the simple elegance of the original game. Advance Wars moved the series into a more serious direction with a darker tone instead of the breezy lightheartedness of the first three games. Metroid abandoned exploration, isolation, and atmosphere for linearity, story bullshit, and cartoonish graphics.

Nintendo has already blown their load and won't be revealing any new games for switch beyond what we already have. Biggest announcements we're likely to get are localisations and footage of announced titles, plus maybe new dlc and virtual console stuff

MS isn't involved with gigantic anymore iirc. After almost running them into the ground with Windows 10 exclusivity Perfect World bought out their contract.

Come on user Nintendo has not had a good presentation in quite a while, may I remind you of the absolute garbage-fest that was the Star Fox direct?

Armada literally quit a tourney because his controller wasn't broken in a especific way so he can do a wibleywobbley doubledash.

Does Peach still have that void under her skirt to prevent people from taking upskirt shots? If so, I'm not playing it.

Or... they just didn't buy a Switch.
And aren't indoctrinated to think the 3DS has games coming. Pokemon is bad now.

>Actually people were ready to move on to PM but didn't because it wasn't Melee
Fixed that for you.

We're talking about a fanbase that refuses to move on. Literally every other fanbase in the FGC moves to the newest game in the series when a new game in the series comes out. Every. Single. One.

Meleetards are the outlier.

Well fug, that's news to me. Good to hear though, might mean it won't die right out the gate.

>Fixed that for you.
No, not really.

EA gets a solid F. I get it that sports games aren't for me, but even if you like them, they barely announced or showed jackshit about them:
>Here's Madden!
>It's got a career mode
>Here's Fifa!
>It's got a career mode
>Here's NBA Live!
>It's got a career mode
And that was it. It was fucking pointless.
As for the rest, NFS was hot garbage and nobody gives a shit about the Star Wars prequels.
The prison break game was the only noteworthy thing, but it wasn't something to write home about anyway.

If any of you have the SLIGHTEST BIT of positive hope, or even worse, hype for Battlefront 2, you are a fucking lost cause.

The game is literally the same unbalanced, 0 teamplay mess that BF1 was. Just play the original Battlefront 2 instead

>nobody gives a shit about the Star Wars prequels

pleb detected

Stop being a little kid, please.

Star Wars as a whole is the definition of "normie acceptable nerdiness". And it doesn't translate any better to a video game, specially when they just pick the most overdone genre for it.

The whole thing was nostalgia masturbation for the lowest common denominator. and it didn't deserve to have over 30 minutes of screen-time.

Look in the mirror if you want to find a pleb.

But it's literally not the same as BF 2016 at all.
>Classes are back
>Vehicles are point-bought and thus skill gated on a match by match basis
>Heroes are now the same as they were in 1/2
>Launching with more maps on more planets
>More factions, more unique units, more game modes
>Dogfighting and air-to-ground combat is properly implemented
>Prequel and Sequel eras are in
>Combat rolls and jumping were redone
>Perkshit is gone
>All the updates will be free, it just has a loot crate system for cosmetics
>Singleplayer campaign, local splitscreen multiplayer, and instant action are back


Like it legitimately seems to be a proper fucking sequel to the first two games.

The only people who don't like the prequel lore are literal old farts who never watched/read/played anything but Lucas' shit trilogy or literal children who just regurgitate memes from here and leddit.

The prequel era is fucking great even if the films sucked.

All genre fiction is shallow bullshit aimed at the masses or average nerds. You're a pseudo-intellectual if you actually think you're ''''better'''' for having '''''discerning''''' taste in it, regardless of your preferences.

>All the updates will be free

You fell for the trap, user. They said THOSE updates they mentioned were free. They mentioned a larger season of updates and very specifically avoided stating that would be free.

It's all about the way you word it. They're only obligated to give you three map releases and like 5 character. Expect to unlock the rest with money.

Im expecting some disappointment, and lots of console war threads.

actually its not a mod, fonline uses an entirely different engine
they just use assets from fallout 1 and 2
what a shame that fallout 2 modders never picked fonline engine up for their total conversions, the real time combat is really chaotic and fun and could work well in a single player campaign

I'll keep that in mind and I'll thank you for making me aware of that but for now I'll continue working off the assumption that they're not stupid enough to try and pull a bait-and-switch like that, even if EA don't really deserve the benefit of the doubt.

>All the updates will be free
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Imagine that you were arguing liking the taste of shit. The phrasing on your post wouldn't change, your argument would have the exact same weight, because they're just opinion, but instead, you would be defending liking the taste of shit.

Having good or bad taste is a thing, you can't change my opinion on this. You just happen to have bad taste.