Wow look at the size of Miyamoto's bodyguard!

Wow look at the size of Miyamoto's bodyguard!

its the dad from family matters

he's not tall, just fat

He is a big guy

If I take that vest off will he die?

Yeah looks like Miyamoto just hired some random 5'11 islander

Still could probably easily kill most Japs

is that uncle phil?

look at my 4

Mark Hunt?

BLACKED

Both of them are dead.

Why is the ghost of James Avery escorting some old Japanese woman around LA?

THICC

you wouldn't want to mess with uncle phil

Carl Winslow isn't dead user, Uncle Phil is.

They're looking for pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes

Are you sure that's not just Reggie?

oh my god
he's god

Will he be in mario kart?

He's actually only about 5'4" but the contrast makes him look tall

Miyamoto-san kawaaaiiii ^__^

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BLACKED

to protect him from nintendo fanboys which usually same size.

banks
banks

Mr. Banks, your opening statement?

NUMBERS

How much does this guy weight?

Miyamoto needs a bodyguard?

umm whats the point of this thread exactly?

I just assumed he was a bodyguard cause he's black y'know he couldn't be a game developer.

I don't have an opening statement.

opening statement

carl winslow is one of those guys that gets death hoaxed like every week

he's obscure enough but just on the cusp of everyone's memory that everyone believes it automatically

>Everyone here is parodying the spoof
Fuck you guys the original is great.
Fight me.

Is he?

He looks Asian to me.

I had to google it though because I wasn't sure, shit I just found out Adam West died.

I'M RICH

DRINK

HASSAN CHOP

Lemme tell you boys something about women

something about women

>Miyamoto need a to be protected by a rich judge

What did miyamoto has done?

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That's clearly Suge Knight

I wonder what kind of coffee he drinks

I've never seen this episode of Fresh Prince.

So what do we call this dark guardian Sup Forums? Clearly he needs a name.

A teaspoon of sugar and the tears of paper mario fans.

What's in the bag?

WILL TEASES ME

The Biggest Ass Who Ever Lived.

He drinks it BLACKED

H E I S A B I G G U Y F O R Y O U

xD

its even beter twice!

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why would he even need a body guard, crazed paper mario fans?

Will you please sit down?

HEY
YOU DON'T TALK TO MY WIFE LIKE THAT

this isn't vein user

king nigger

you can't be safe enough in "the land of the free"
he might get shot, because america

TENDON?

>nigger
Back to Sup Forums with you, white boy

Miyamoto is like 5'7", 5'6" so the bodyguard ain't that big.

According to the internet he's 5'5"

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How come he don't want me, man?

You just KNOW

go back /qa/dditor

because you can't write a symphony or take a blank canvas and turn it into a masterpiece

Samefag Sup Forumstard trying to derail the thread

I'd show you a screencap of the replies but you'd just say
>lol what is inspect element

>I'm a samefag NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

Okay kid

If I touch Miyamoto's hand, will it make me younger?

There ya go, happy?

>inb4 inspect element just like i said you would

You're not as strong as your uncle will

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>t.newfag

lurk 4 years before posting samefag

Fuck off you raceist piece of shit

>newfag

How do any of my posts make me a newfag. Here's a webm of the replies to curb your autism.

>samefagging again

I know Sup Forums is Sup Forums2.0 but try to fix your board beside shitting on us.

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What's wrong with racism

Then BLM are 100% right then

Banks wants to empty the banks to fill all our streets with banks, and run a bank making operation out of his banks

>saying nigger In the year 2016+1
fuck off edgy kids

>What is inspect element

Uncle Phil you gotta kick that man’s BUTT

Why hasn't his body guard fixed the air conditioner in the poolhouse?

Samefags trying to derail the thread.

Remember to ignore them.

>Fat pigs
>Defending anything but hams
ishygddt but shiggy did

I think you are actually the samefag. You all all of those posts you replied too.

Can we please start banning people who use the n-word?

There ya go, i knew you'd say it. You have no argument.

Try to use your brain.

Not seeing any arguments, sweeties.

NI***R!

that's how it should be, it's even in the rules

Provide me proof that you aren't. All of those posts are within 2-3 minutes of each other.

Oh no wait, you can't because you have already invalidated yourself with your sperging about inspect element.

Looks like fucking Suge Knight!