Finally gone F2P

>Finally gone F2P
Is Sup Forums enough of a badass to give it a shot?

>F2P

It's a free trial you idiot.

game has already lost 1/3 of the peak it had a few days ago. Its going to die again. Shit game

Apparently not

>go F2P
>don't tell anyone its F2P
>Claim that its actually NOT F2P
>(It's F2P)
>Expect people to show up to the party

Randy, you made this thread earlier already. Please just leave.

PS: How dare you speak to us.

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>Call it a trial so everyone assumes it has limitations and time constraints
>It's actually free, but no one will know that until they try it (SEE? IT'S GENIUS!)

Randy is a complete imbecile.

Why is no one documenting Randy'Randy's decent into madness and pride? I mean, this could be a very interesting article about how a prideful piece of shit of a CEO has done everything in his power to make a passable game go to shit. From directly attacking fans on twitter, to select shitty characters designs, gender and SJW politics and bullshit ad nauseam, marketing and PR failures, etc.
This shit writes itself.

I've played 15 hours so far and it isn't that bad.

This is where I'm at.

It's definitely a MOBA though

At this point I would need to get paid to play it.

I think they could be somewhat saved by hiring some big profile streamers to pretend the game is awesome. But I don't understand why so many devs refuse to do it, when it's some easy 1-5k new players from a single stream from fuckers like Lyric or soda or anyone with 20k+ viewers.

The bird is the only character with a half decent design and they have him the worst voice and dialogue ever

The game is irredeemable, it's completely awful, it's not a meme.

Can someone compile a list of things OBJECTIVELY wrong with the game?
not like "uh it's not fun"
Things like "The UI is obtuse, the characters are built poorly"

>can't play mission or any coop mode
>6 hero rotation

Did payday 2 fixed itself?
Does it still uses bullet sponges on the last difficulties?
Do they still use the retarded card system?
Are there still 5323432432142423 DLC packs?

>playing a moba for single player
>not expecting to unlock characters in a F2P moba

As someone who actually paid for it

Gear is RNG central
No character lore is teased, so you don't have any investment going in to a character
Character playstyles are improperly tagged
They should have gone for the full action figure look instead of halfway between BL and Xevoz
Optimization for toasters is hard, look up the steam guide
The free cosmetics are "tier 1 skins," as they call them, just recolors
Menu controls are a bit weird and nested
SHiFT codes
Minimap is too big

Hahahahahahahaha

Nice marketing.


Ahahhahahahahhahahhaha

>BB
>moba
Are you trying to get me even LESS interested in the game?

- Writing. It's cringy, it is not coherent, and the humors is really bad and cringy (They take so many memes and inserted them in the game.. dead meme.). The characters are badly written and are jokes in general.
- The controls are clunky, unresponsive. The UI is cluttered as fuck.
- The character have no feelings to them and their weapons. There are no "impact" or "weight" from playing them, it feels like you shoot rubber bullet.
- The whole design of that game. They said that they were inspired by Comicbook and Japanese animation artstyle in general, but i wonder what comicbook and Anime they took as inspiration because you don't feel it ingame. The colors are really washed out, the texture are bad, too many thing are flashy for no purpose at all, and the VFX, while being really good quality, do not fit at all (they're drawn compared to being simple particle).
Let's not talk about the character design in general. In a scale of "Shitty" to "Garbage" i'd say 5 of them are only shitty like Orandi/Deande/Phoebe for example. It's bad. Their character designers obviously has no talent at all and should be fired.
- Randy pitchford.
- Their support of the game in general: Rare balance change, rare bugfix update in general, and they have shown that they don't care about the game EVEN at the beginning.

So yeah, but Battleborn babbie are still going to cry "MUH OW IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS WHOLE FAILURE!! FUCK OW!!"
no, OW is infact, NOT a big part of the failure that was battleborn. It is, but it has little to do with it.
On release day on PC their peak was only 12000. Overwatch was released 4 days after.
Every games of that kind atleast has a sizeable community even after 1 month- but Battleborn didnt. Even with OW it didnt. TF2/Paladins survived and paladins was in beta since 2015.

it looks like everything wrong with games